All comics by LuminousAether

 

by LuminousAether
9-03-04
A sinner appears.
A fortuitous event!
Yo pops. Got a smoke?
Confusion begins
Blessed art thou, young man. For thou hast found thy salvation.
You sayin you got a smoke?
Brimstone and Folly
I have here salvation from the smokes of Hell.
Piss off, old timer.

 

by LuminousAether
9-07-04
A normal day for Sam
Greetings, foul demon!
HUMAN!! THY SPEECH OFFENDS!!! PERPARE FOR EVISCERATION!!!
A blunder
Sweet! Could you videotape it for my webpage?
YOU WOULD MORE LIKELY FIND ME WEARING A BALLERINA OUTFIT. IN OTHER WORDS, NO.
After dinner...
Welcome to Hell, bitch.
But Charmed was going to be on tonight!!!

 

by LuminousAether
9-08-04
My science teacher called Britney Spears a hooker.
He's just jealous though, because all men want young flesh.
After I bent over and submitted my rectum for examination...
You did WHAT! You little slut!
Come closer little girl... rectums... tasty rectums...
Holy Sacrificial Jesus!

 

by LuminousAether
9-08-04
Sally's first rock and roll concert
Oh baby rock me hard momma...
*crackle*
RAWK! The Screeching Fagbashers RULE!
I AM PLEASED THAT YOU LIKE THE MUSIC.
Hell yeah! It totally gets me pumped to have illicit sex, consume drugs, and sin without impunity!!!! HAIL SATAN!!! RAWK!!!!
LIKE SWEET MUSIC TO MY EARS. YOU WILL ENJOY THIS MUSIC IN HELL, WHERE YOU WILL ROT FOR ETERNITY.

 

by LuminousAether
9-08-04
I have seen Hell, and it is California
What's up J-Rock?
Stifle thy tongue, Hell-bound sinner!
THIS SLUT ENGAGED IN SODOMY WITH MYSELF. ROAST HER FLESH OFF!
I shall use three-pronged whips to scour the flesh from her pasty and unappealing rear half!
Goddamn! It's like I never left home...
Hold thy thoughts, lest I come down from this cross and stun thee!

 

by LuminousAether
9-08-04
A subterranean journey through a dystopian nightmare
This cave smells like rotten asshole!
What's up, Towlie!
My first virgin! Their words were true! Praise be to Allah, he provides my every need!
Virgin? I'm whatever you want me to be, sex-AY!
In that case, fine wench, I want you to be my doormat! Doggy style! *BARK* *BARK* Fuck for Allah!

 

by LuminousAether
9-08-04
Infinity in purgatory
Damn, I could use a cig right now. Habib sure can hit it!
Ah ha ha! I hear you put out dollface! Satan's minions have tired of prodding my buttocks with hot irons. Care to lick my oozing wounds?
Only if you have a cigarette...
Yes, I do happen to have one. It is in my middle pocket, which must be unzipped. Careful, it is tender and hot.
Damn, this is one tightly rolled cigarette! I think I will need a few.

 

by LuminousAether
9-08-04
Hell brings out the best in us
Is this thing on?
*crackle* *squeel* *kshkshskhs*
Ok. My name is Sally, and I am addicted to Satan's cock.
I know, I know, it's a sin, but they never told you that it tastes like a strawberry lollypop, now did they?

 

by LuminousAether
9-08-04
A subterranean journey through a dystopian nightmare
This cave smells like rotten asshole!
What's up, Towlie!
My first virgin! Their words were true! Praise be to Allah, he provides my every need!
Virgin? I'm whatever you want me to be, sex-AY!
In that case, fine wench, I want you to be my doormat! Doggy style! *BARK* *BARK* **** for Allah!

 

by LuminousAether
9-09-04
Robo the Ungreased Finds 1up.com
GREETINGS! I HAVE HEARD THAT THIS PLACE IS LIKE A NOURISHING MOTHER!
You heard wrong! Beep beep! Gaydar going off! Gotta run!
Robo the Ungreased turns emo
BUT... BUT... MY UNGREASED SOUL WEEPS TEARS OF RUST.
OMG STFU ST00PID
I MUST FIND A VAT OF HYDROGEN DIOXIDE IN WHICH I WILL SUBMERGE MY LONELY SOUL
WTF OMG N00B

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