I know Bill has only one leg, but theres something about his limp that makes me fuzzy in my happy spot. It's great to have a brother so close I can share my feelings with. So who have you been eyeing?
Ok, that was disturbing. Let me explain something to you. You are my brother. I am your sister. That means we have the same mom. So again, who makes your genitilia wiggle?
*tee hee* Genitilia *tee hee*
Pete...
Well that lady that sleeps in dad's bed is not too bad.
GAWDAMMIT PETE! What in the hell is wrong with you?
What? She's hot and she makes us breakfest. Sausage, eggs, ham, toast, sometimes gravy...
JESUS CHRIST! Do you not even know what a mom is? 21 years ago your father put his penis inside your mother's vagina. He than ejaculated inside her vagina. One of the sperms contained in his semen...
One hour and five explanations later...
... and than the magic fruit, that came from the special mushroom, blossoms into a bouncing baby boy. Do you understand now? Do you think you can answer the original question with a proper answer?
GOOD GOD!!! WHAT KIND OF FUCKING ANSWER IS THAT? I CANT EVEN FATHOM THE KIND OF LOGIC BEHIND A RESPONSE LIKE THAT. YOU HAVE JUST OFFICIALY INVENTED A NEW LEVEL OF STUPIDITY! GREAT FUCKING JOB! FUCK!
AAARRRHHH!!! *exhale* Pete, I'm gonna explain this realy slow. Unicorns do not exist. Magic unicorns also do not exist. I want you to think about your answer one more time. Please, take your time.
JUMPING JESUS! That's not a sun burn. You've been stung by a jellyfish! There's only one cure for that. Good old fashioned urine! Trust me I'm a doctor. *zzziiippp*
Thanks doc. Kinda stings. And smells. You've been eating asparagus huh? Wait a minute. I didn't even get into the water. Are you even a doctor?
Mr. Cheney, you say that you'll win this campaign with even more votes than Bush did in 2004. How will you accomplish this feat?
By sticking to the same conservative morals that I and Bush ran with in 2004. America doesn't want "liberal ideas" being pushed onto them. America wants traditional christian values.
These traditional conservative christian values are the same values that brought out all the small town born-again evangelical christians out to vote.
Hah! I cought you! This will show those other stupid hunters. I told them I don't need no stinking glasses to catch me a turkey for Thanksgiving. I can see just fine.
I'm not a turkey! I'm Ashton Kutcher from MTV's Punk'd. I think you do need glasses.