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by MagusMachine
2-03-03
LUE
BonarDiedLOL!11!!one!!1!
What a fucking retard.
CE
Attn: CJayC, gimme karma. I'll make it worth your while.
Social
NASADiedLOL!
I'll mark your ass for trolling!

 

by MagusMachine
2-03-03
Shadotak! Will you put down that damn guitar and help me with Gamefaqs?!
Dun Dun Dun Dun Dunna Dun!
She doesn't know that she totally fucking sucks.
I wanna rock all night!
That's it, we're through.
Shadotak Rules! Shadotak pwns, ShadoTak is awesome dude.......- I mean girl... SHADOTAK a RULES!

 

by MagusMachine
2-03-03
CJayC is a fucking dumbass.
Yeah, he bans people like a madman.
What'd you get banned for?
I just called CJayC a fucking ass licking homo fucking asshole who is a fucking retarded homo, then I said "I fuck Shado up the ass every day CJay, how do you like that?!", Then I flooded gamefaqs.
So he banned you?
Nah, I only lost karma for that. But then he bans me a week later for some "You killed my wife." shit. What a hardass, huh?

 

by MagusMachine
2-03-03
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If I should say unto you I mean not to answer, perhaps I have said more than I need to say. Thus I must deliver you an answer answerless.
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by MagusMachine
2-03-03
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............. I touch my sisters boobies.

 

by MagusMachine
2-03-03
FAGZ R GAYY!!!!ONE11!!!11!!!1!
FAGZ R TOTALY FUKIN GAY!
.....yup.
..... they sure are.
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Fuck you.

 

by MagusMachine
2-03-03
Hello, I am a new user at gamefaqs and I would like to have a nice chat.
SHUTUP YOU ASSBUTT!
Wouldn't "assbutt" be a paradox of itself?
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......... damn n00bs.

 

by MagusMachine
2-03-03
-And the chicken clucked all night long. On a brighter note, six poeple were brutaly murdered in the woods last week.
The latest segway scooter incident claimed over 10 thousand lives, investigators beleive the taliban somehow stole the segway scooters before shipment, and planted bombs in them.
I am gay.
GASP!

 

by MagusMachine
2-03-03
Feel sorry for jesus, but I gotta carry his skinny ass around.

 

by MagusMachine
2-03-03
How was your day?
Good, I watched someone get their arse kicked.
How was your day?
Okay, I got to kick someones ass. But, they got away with my purse, plus... they wore a mask.
How was my day? Heh, I faked a fall in a fight, and then got away with my opponents purse.

 

by MagusMachine
2-03-03
Hear of that fagget Lateralus?
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HELLO?! Did you hear of that fag?
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He said "niggerly"
WHAT THE FUCK?! HOLY SHIT, NO WAY, I'LL BEAT HIS FAGGET ASS!

 

by MagusMachine
2-03-03
.... ..... ..... I'm sick....
I feel your pain.
Thanks.
I feel your pain, but I'm still gonna laugh! WHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Go on and laugh.
I already did. ....dumbass....

 

by MagusMachine
2-03-03
Crap... I made a typo in the title of my last comic.... this totally sucks.
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My life is ruined, I might as well end it.
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..... What a fucking loser.

 

by MagusMachine
2-03-03
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... Hey you, you're arrested.
Fuck off Greg, I told you we couldn't get back together until you gave up your "cops and robbers" fettish.

 

by MagusMachine
2-04-03
Do you think Greg died happy?
Sure. I bet he's in heaven living it up.
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It's not very crowded up here...
Just you and me.... hey, where are you going?!
Hell.

 

by MagusMachine
2-04-03
Ugh... damn pop-ups...
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pr0n? Thank god for pop-ups!

 

by MagusMachine
2-04-03
Lenny, I called you here because I needed to tell you something...
You're gay arn't you? I always thought you were since you "accidently" sat on my hand.
What?! No I'm not gay! .... Your bike got stolen from me while I borrowed it is all.
Oh, I don't give a shit, I stole a bike that looks just like mine!
..... err..... Hey... why did you think I was gay before you assumed something else?
Most straight men don't have posters of Brad Pitt shirtless on their walls.

 

by MagusMachine
2-04-03
Does he honestly think that if I help him stand up we will get out of this alive?
KADE! HELP! HELP ME GET UP! HELP ME GET UP BEFORE WE DIIIIIEEEE!!!!!
Now what?
We refund our tickets is what!
KAA-BOOM! The airplane explodes into a thousand peices.
Just walk towards the light you dumbass...
Kade..... am I dead...?

 

by MagusMachine
2-04-03
EVRYBODY HAPPY ♫ EVERYBODY DANCE ♫
MHUHAHAHAHAHA!
Monkey... I am your father...
EVRYBODY HAPPY ♫ EVERYBODY DANCE ♫
SNEKCIHC!! SNEKCIHC EVAH EMOC!!!
I cannot just walk like the dragon. For the dragon is the monkey and the monkey is me. I am the dragon therefore I am the monkey. But... what is the bannana??
That was the most retarded flash you have ever sent me.
Lenny267: What are you talking about? It had the quality of a million dollar movie!

 

by MagusMachine
2-04-03
You're the first girl I've had in my room in almost 2 years.
That is sad..
Not really...
Cuz I gots me pr0n!
That is still sad... I mean I'm the first girl in your room for 2 years.. I mean, I'm your sister.. And I only came in here to bum a dollar fifty.

 

by MagusMachine
2-04-03
Is it getting darker? Is this some kind of eclipse?!
Uhho...
It was just Freddy walking by the window...
There's food around the corner, Food around the corner, Food around the corner for me, Doo Dee Dum Dum Doo Doo.

 

by MagusMachine
2-04-03
I am so going to ram his ass.
What are you looking at?
Later..
Thanks for letting me get rammed. I don't understand why I wanted to help you with your damn farm work...
Relax Lenny, your sister is doing fine.
Meanwhile..
Here kitty kitty, want some milkums?
Just kneel down and let me taste the sweet juice of life.

 

by MagusMachine
2-04-03
Deleted Scenes
I'm going to ram his ass harder than his father on a rainy day.
What are you looking at?
Out-Takes
Thanks for letting me get rammed. I don't understand why I wanted to help you with your damn fram... uh, ... fram? I meant to say farm! hahahaha!
Two sentences... he couldn't remember two sentences... am I the only one that thinks this guy is retarded?
Alternate Endings
What happened to my sister?

 

by MagusMachine
2-04-03
*sob* Greg was our best friend! *sob* Remember when Greg was still alive?
Uhh..... kinda.... not really.
Flashback...
Remember when Owen Hart was still alive?
Nah, I hated Owen Hart, I'm glad he died.
You are a crappy person.
Well, fuck you too.

 

by MagusMachine
2-04-03
So uhh..... why did the chiken cross the road?
*cough cough*
..... to uhh..... get to the other side.... hehe..... yeah....
YOU SUCK!
I love you too, Jesus.

 

by MagusMachine
2-04-03
When I throw this fireball at you... be ready to catch it, okay?
Yeah, alright.
Here it comes!
I got it!
I told him not to shower in gasoline before we did this, but he convinced me it increased his catching power... I'm an idiot. No, he's an idiot.
BWAHAHAAAAA!!!!

 

by MagusMachine
2-04-03
What are you gonna do with that??
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AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
I already told you, I hate when you force feed me tomato soup in the dark!
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by MagusMachine
2-04-03
Uhho... gotta hide it, gotta hide it!
uhh.... hi...
Whatcha in for??
Smuggling counterfeit twinkies.
So we have a big timer in here don't we?

 

by MagusMachine
2-04-03
Life Hates Lenny: The Movie
Lenny: Played By LeoNardo Decaprio
Kade: Played by Chris Tucker
Two hours into the movie
This acid may stop me from becoming 'King of the World'
Do you understand the words comin' outta my mouth?!
The End?
So kade really was a robot demon from the future. Or... was he?

 

by MagusMachine
2-04-03
Awesome... Ultima gun, baby.
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I won.
So, I still have 2 more wins than you.
Wait a minute... this isn't funny...
Then it's not a change of pace for this series.

 

by MagusMachine
2-04-03
You look so retarded in that!
Really, Cuz I got this suit from yo' momma.
...... Why are you wearing a suit?
Applying for a job.
Where at?
Jack-in-the-box.

 

by MagusMachine
2-06-03
I just want him dead.
....Done.
....err... Make it look like suicide... that's believable.
..... Okay.
...Die....
Play that funky music whiteboy... play that funky music right.... play that funky music white boy....

 

by MagusMachine
2-06-03
So I says to Freddy, I says "Sut teh fudge up you funkin' piece o' shint!"
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You are the biggest fucking retard I have ever met.

 

by MagusMachine
2-06-03
Freddy > j00
ph33r me.
pr0n rokz0rz my bokz0rz.
1337 talk pwns j00.
You fucking dumbass.

 

by MagusMachine
2-06-03
Lenny, I hate you.
What the hell?! Who are you??
Life.
Well, this series is starting to make sense.
Nope, not yet.

 

by MagusMachine
2-07-03
....ahem....
Hey....
What?
.... redfoot.... ya know.... REDFOOT...
.... The hooker is over there.

 

by MagusMachine
2-07-03
....Uhho... now everyone will think I'm a sick pervert...
I wish this sick pervert would get the hell away from.
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Damn loser.
eh.... Call me!

 

by MagusMachine
2-07-03
What were you doing at the park?
Let's put it this way.. I-
You were trying to snag a hooker wern't you?
....kinda..
Trying to wonk willy into wonderland, eh?
That's a strange way to put it.

 

by MagusMachine
2-07-03
Excuse me, do you have the time?
What is this, a music video? Where's your possie?
Oh, I get it.
It's because I wear a red shirt, isn't it? Well let me tell you, I am not a "gangbanger" or a "dog"
I was aimming at a different aspect.

 

by MagusMachine
2-07-03
So me, Freddy, and Kade went to the donut shop..
Blah Blah Blah...
On the way we were jumped by a gang of hobos and bums, or as Freddy likes to call them "Hoboms", a mix between hobos and bums...
Real fucking interesting, Lenny.
But when we got to the donut shop, there wern't any donuts! Whahahaha!

 

by MagusMachine
2-07-03
Sure, I'll buy a fudge brownie.
lanif cimoc?
Verdu von casttanove?
What the hell just happened? And where the hell am I?

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