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by Maxs_Aprentice
1-09-05
Maxs_Aprentice's intro to The Adventures of Matthew the Evil Genius and Snowy...
Ah... another sleepless night on the forums.
Um... what ever.
THERE WILL BE GREAT ESCAPES...
Made it!
Good for you... did you get my cat nip?
AND NON-STOP ACTION ACtion action
Ah... that was a fine soldier. Well I guess he died fighting...
HA... he was running, yeah, yeah… who, who? He was running, yeah, yeah...

 

by Maxs_Aprentice
1-09-05
Mean while, in a back ally...
So... we meet again Snowy...
So... we do Jacklebell...
2 hours later...
You still scared of onions?

 

by Maxs_Aprentice
1-11-05
Today, Matthew decides to buy himself a time machine...
Hello, I need some help with buying a time machine?
Ah... another sucker... I mean customer... My name is Sly O'Con how may I help you today?
Um... ok... Sly... whats your best, cheapest time machine?
Sir I Assure you that nothing here is "cheap"! Um... as for our best the WCC- Edtion 9... The best from Crap Industries...
You mean the one that looks like a cardboard box with antennas... I'll take it!
Sucker

 

by Maxs_Aprentice
1-11-05
In, Iraq today all rebels have surrendered after intense fighting... We have braking news! Just 20 minutes ago air carft where spotted off our coast...
I am comig to you live from the war zone, we once called St. Louis... Hello, General what precautions are you taking?
Um... right now I am getting a sandwich... But we are tring our best to push back these invaders...
And so it begins...
Is this all, thats left? Are we all... doomed?
There's a Wal-Mart over there...

 

by Maxs_Aprentice
1-12-05
As, Matthew waits for assorted friends a enemy comes lurking...
Hello, my name is Re-Re. I have a abusive dad and a sick mother.
Um... ok... Hi, my name is Gen.Scout and could care less about your problems! I am waiting for my friends. Not for crazy people and there problems!
Well, I don't care if you don't care and in fact I hate you!
Well, Your probably just some dumb kid who doesn’t know anything!
What?
You don't know the half of it...
Huh?

 

by Maxs_Aprentice
1-12-05
Hello, Bob which you been up to?
NUTS!!! NUTS!!! NUTS!!!
Thats good... well I bumped into a old yesterday... Jacklebell...
NUTS???
Yup, never thought I would see his face again... Well, I got to be going the talk has been nice.
NUTS!!! NUTS!!! NUTS!!!

 

by Maxs_Aprentice
1-12-05
Hello, my name is Matthew from the popular series The Adventures of Matthew and Snowy.
I am also a character from the popular series The Adventures of Matthew and Snowy.
We are here to say sorry to Re-Re a character we added in episode 3. We would like to say sorry to her for what was said in that episode.
You mean what you said in that episode.
We also like to announce a brand new series that will be created.
Yeah, whenever that will be...

 

by Maxs_Aprentice
1-16-05
We find Matthew watching TV today but there's a knock at the door...
Today, on Death the talk show
Wow there really is nothing... the door?
Hello who are you and what do you want?
Hi, I am a Jehovah witness do you wish to join our church here is a pamphlet?
Hell no I won't go TASTE PHOTON LASER JEHOVAH WITNESS!

 

by Maxs_Aprentice
1-16-05
Hi, Snowy haven't seen you in awhile?
Because, I grow bored of your failed World Domination plans!
Not all of them failed remember Plan 120 B?
Um...
Meanwhile on a faraway uninhabited island…
Hey, man when do we get our free copy of Halo 3?
I don't know... shut up and keep working!

 

by Maxs_Aprentice
1-16-05
And we fine Matthew looking for mindless Henchmen...
Alrighty, then thats see what kind of Henchmen I can find?
Henchmen type: Ninja- age: 27- look: has never been seen before - is a krate king and knows how to handle a sword and his fists
That guy seems good I will put him on my favorites... ow... how about this guy?
Henchmen type: Mercenary- age: 45- look: wears a workers uniform- is very good with expolsives yet never wash's his hands
Little does Matthew know who was behind this attempt on his life...
My computer blow up! I guess I will go with the Ninja... Damn!

 

by Maxs_Aprentice
1-18-05
Hello, all back from doing whatever.
Matthew we need to talk...
About?
Matthew Chiri, and me are together now and I don't love you anymore not even a little... are you mad?
PLAY WITH MY EMOTIONS WILL YOU!

 

by Maxs_Aprentice
1-18-05
Our story begins when the first sin was committed...
Take the apple... go ahead it won't hurt.
To the death of Christ...
You ok Jesus?
No my son... I am... it hurts... Take me father!
And our story begins here with the arrest of a murder...
What do you want?
Your under arrest for the murder of your wife!

 

by Maxs_Aprentice
1-18-05
Alright sweeties next in line... come on!
Hello... why are you here?
Why are you here?
They, say I... killed my wife! I don't understand... I don't remember killing her?
Wow... I am here for killing as they say a shopkeeper

 

by Maxs_Aprentice
1-18-05
I am the devil... boo...
Oh... God don't kill me!
Aaa... his just messing with you.
So your the Devil?
DUN DUN DUN...
No I'm his attorney
Ok... then were is the Devil?

 

by Maxs_Aprentice
1-18-05
Um... what happened?
The creator got lazy...
Should we keep staring at him?
Give it a little more time...

 

by Maxs_Aprentice
1-20-05
This is a reenactment none of this shit was made up...
Scout... I saw the movie.
And?
I don't know why I ever broke up with you... I'm sorry. Do you still love me?
It's ok... your my world.
Aww... I love you to.
*blush* I love you so much!

 

by Maxs_Aprentice
1-21-05
Have you ever heard the joke 'what the ball of fire said to the lake'?
Is this fire talking to me? I need to lay off the pot.
Have you ever heard the joke 'what the ball of fire said to the lake'?
Why are you here? In my house? That burns!
Have you ever heard the joke 'what did the ball of fire say to the lake'?
Don't touch me or I will put you out!

 

by Maxs_Aprentice
1-21-05
Step 1 buy gun or knife... we recommand a Smith and wesson.
Step 2 use knife or gun
Hi, I will be your friend... Please don't hurt me!
Be my friend or I'll cute you bitch!
A Disclaimer: If people die we don't care... And if cop is shot or stabbed then we really don't care.
I will not go quitely pig!
You stabbed me... oh god it hurts... you are so under arrest!

 

by Maxs_Aprentice
1-21-05
This is not a fictional comic... unfortunately.
Comrade. Matthew: Hello
Sky captain girl: Hello
Comrade. Matthew: I've heard much of you... From Kit.
Sky captain girl: it's you
Comrade. Matthew: Huh?
Sky captain girl: bye

 

by Maxs_Aprentice
1-24-05
We here at Ratiomni-Corp have enslaved hundreds the very best geeks to give you the best site.
Work... Maggots
And just recently we launched "Fear" and have dock with our space ship completing it.
Dude, why are we here?
Because last I checked we need food and here it's free... duh!
And remember at Ratiomni-Corp we almost care enough! Death Industry brought this message to you!
I want you! Eat Burger King!

 

by Maxs_Aprentice
1-25-05
Well, lets see the death requests today... Jennifer Lopez... Michel Moore... damn pop-up... what is this? Wow, stripcreator forumers?
Well, I guess the deaths of these forumers wouldn't... hold up I know this guy... first time he has gave me this many death requests? He must be pissed...
Well, I love challenge.

 

by Maxs_Aprentice
1-25-05
Well, let me check my list and get on with my job... not_Scyess... Bob I. Succoc...
Well um... better get started.
I see Bush written all over this. Hm… Which crap hole is his?

 

by Maxs_Aprentice
1-31-05
Hello, who are you mister mister?
I am Death have you seen a Bob I. Succoc?
Yes, he is my husband and my brother... we live down the Street!
Oh no has death finally met not_Scyess? Or is it Boinky33 his loyal bitch?
What the... a dead end?
Your mine bitch!

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