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by MichaelMartin
6-20-04
The Butch Is Going To Attack The Priest
Hello My Child
Suck You Silly Priest
Butch Goes To Stab
I Wouldnt Try That, Im A Magician
Right!!!
Priests Never Lie
Told Ya, Bye
O...k, Where Am I, I Was In A Church a Minute Ago

 

by MichaelMartin
6-20-04
The Murderer Plans The Attack
Lets Kill Everyone
But Im Only A Little Girl
Whats Going On Here!?
Go Away Little Girl, The Artist Made A Mistake, Your Supposed To Be My Apprentice
Im Not A Little Girl, Im A Pimp, And We Are At The bottom Of The Ocean
Thats It, This Is To Confusing For Me
Great, The Artists Obviously Drunk Again.
Dont Tell Me, Im Just A Psycho Squirrel

 

by MichaelMartin
6-20-04
The Cop Apporches Jesus
Dude, What The Hell You Doing up Their.
I Dont No. Its In The Script.
Jesus Explains Why Hes Hanging Himself On A Cross
Dude, Only A Guy Filled With Pot Would Do That.
I Know. Then Again, Its In This Biible Thing Here And Since Im Like, A Main Character I Have To
Jesus Is Thick
Cya, And Quit Smoking Crack, Its Bad For You
Get Stuffed You... Wait I Cant Say That... It Says I Cant In This Bible Thing, That Sick Dude

 

by MichaelMartin
6-20-04
What!!! Clones!?
He Looks Familiar
I Know Him From Somewhere
Obviosly The Town Wasnt Big Enough For The Two Of Them
DIE YOU FUCKING CLONE, DIE!!!
Are Reindeers The Same?
At Least We Arnt Like That
God, I Want To Kill Him So Bad

 

by MichaelMartin
6-21-04
Two Kids That Talk Of Porn Alot
The, Finally Its Complete, The Program That lets You Download Porn 1000x Quicker
There, A Program That Deletes Porn 1000x Quicker
The nerd Makes A Mistake
Hey, What The Hell You Doing, Porno Rules
How Would You Feel If I Showed You A Picture Of Your Mum Fucking A Cow, Cause Heres One
Poor nerd
That'll Teach Ya.
Fucker

 

by MichaelMartin
6-21-04
The Devils Doing Vocals
HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!!!
The Devils Doing Vocals
YOU SUCK!!!
BOO!!! SHUT UP!!!
The Devils Doing Vocals
ARGH!!!!!
HELP, IM DYING!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by MichaelMartin
6-21-04
A Wizard Approaches Brad
Hello Friend, Want Me To Show You Some Magic Tricks
Sounds Good Dude Take it Away
I Knew You Should Never Have Trusted That Wizard
Why Dont I Warm You Up This Time
ARGH, IM FUCKING FREEZING!!! GTE ME OUTTA HERE!
Again, Wizards Play Evil Tricks
Hi, What You Doing Here?
Haha, Get Me Outta Here You Fucking Wizard

 

by MichaelMartin
6-21-04
Bugs Bunny And Daffy Duck bump Into Eachother In A While On A Walk
Ehhhh Whats up Doc?
Hey Bugs, Whats Shaking?
Bugs Leads Daffy To A Far And Distant Place
Errrrrrr, why we here, Where Are We?
Ive Been Waiting A Long Time To Do This...
What The Hell
Ugh!!!
Ehhhhh... Thats The End Doc, MWAHAHAHAHAHA

 

by MichaelMartin
6-21-04
Hmmmmm... I Knew It Would Come Soon, Check My Shirt
Oh, Shut Up!!!
Great, More Bombs, This is So Cool
Dont Worry My Friend, it Will Be Over Soon.
Dont Say That, I Dont want it To End, Ive Been Waiting To See it For Ages, Let it Stay!!!

 

by MichaelMartin
6-21-04
YEAH!!! IM SO HAPPY!!!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! EVERYTHINGS GREAT!!!!
UGH!
STUPID FUCKING FAIRY. FINALLY YOU WILL HAVE TO SHUT UP

 

by MichaelMartin
6-24-04
God, i have sinned, i have thought of killing. What should I do?
Wow, god really does listen!
Hello Mike, I have saw what you have been thinking and you should not do it. But if that is the way you want to go, do it, its your choice
So Mike has decided to be a killer... but who will be his first victim.
But wouldnt god hate me for that? If I really have to choose... I am sorry god, but i am going to sin again
If that is the way you want to go, fine. But dont expect God to do you any favours.

 

by MichaelMartin
6-24-04
Mike arrives home at the farm
Mike, Mike i've been worried sick. Where have you been?
I was at church grandma, please, im really confused right now, I need to rest
2 hours later, granny comes to see if mike is ok.
Mike, Are you in here? Mike...
Coming granny... Heh heh heh.

 

by MichaelMartin
6-24-04
Grandma: Argh!!! Mike, what have you done, ugh...
Hmph, This is very dissapointing... I killed my own grandmother for no reaosn... Oh, I'll get over it.
Mike leaves his house and heads for the hills.
MOO!!!!
Stop following me you stupid cow...
Mike and Cow set off into the city to find more victims... Can anyone stop them, Find out next time on, Mike X
Moo...
Look, Thats it, since you cant stop following me, you can be my evil companion.

 

by MichaelMartin
6-25-04
You go that way... I'll go this way
Moo!
2 Hours Later
So... Who have you murdered and how did you murder them you sick freak?!
Well, I first murdered my grandma like this...
Argh... Im burning!!! Help... me...
Yup... That is about right. Cow, Hurry up and break me out!

 

by MichaelMartin
6-25-04
Moo...
You took your time, didnt you...
A couple of minutes after...
Moo!!!
We should get going, people will start to suspect something
Was it a wise thing for John to go after Mike, Find out next time on "Mike X"
Mike... What happened here???
Joh... John, What the hell are you doing here???

 

by MichaelMartin
6-25-04
Look, Stop running, tell me whats wrong?
Stop it John, Please, I dont want to hurt you
Grrrrrr, Why would you hurt me, explain!!!
Maybe... Maybe I Wont Hurt You, He Will!!!
Will John join the battle to stop Mike, Find out next time on "Mike X"
MOO!!!!!!!!
Oh my God, ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by MichaelMartin
6-29-04
What's wrong, Billy?
Some girl tried to lure me into bed! WAAAAAAAA!!!!
Come on, follow me. I'll help you.
Ok. But if we are going to cross the road, you'll have to hold my hand.
A couple of minutes later.
You will have to get into the bed for me to relax your mind, heh heh heh.
Why do I fell like i'm being tricked... Oh whatever

 

by MichaelMartin
6-30-04
Im so funny, everyone loves clowns
Wrong scene mate.
Nope, this is definatly the roight scene
Oh. Is this the scene where I kill you?
Yeah... One second, what did you say???
Yeah whatever!

 

by MichaelMartin
7-01-04
Todays news: Saddam being handed over to Iraqi goverment, Alex Maine murders again, Worlds bravest woman explores haunted house.
Hi, I'm Sharon Black. And I'm about to explore a haunted house.
Yeah... Bravest woman in the world. We belive you. (not)
ARGH!
Boo!

 

by MichaelMartin
7-01-04
Anyone home. Door to door salesman here.
Hello, Im a new door to door salesman. Could I interest you in some watchs?
Well not really. I am busy. And by the way, that was a bad career choice you made.
And thats why! Muhahahahahaha

 

by MichaelMartin
7-01-04
Hey, Get over here now Bitch!
Why?
Cuz i'm going t o rape you!!!
I wouldnt try it...
Little Girl: ...Becuase my daddy taught me kung-fu! Rapist: Oh shit!!!

 

by MichaelMartin
7-01-04
Success
Hey, I'm a sad-act pimp who insults animals and always gets away with it. Watch, Hey you fucking cow you suck balls!
Moo?
success
Hey, You fucked up son of a whore. You sucked yo mommas tits, if she has any, you are such a shitface cockmaster.
Gobble!!!
FAIL
You think I'm going to hop around letting you insult me. Hell no! I'm one bad-assed kangaroo.

 

by MichaelMartin
7-02-04
Hey, I'm such a pervert!!! I Sneek About taking pictures of Holly

 

by MichaelMartin
7-02-04
Ugh!
Good, Thats one down.
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
Two down, Mr. Kangaroo's the only one left, Muhahahaha!!!
You think imn going to let you put me on fire or something, Not likely!!!

 

by MichaelMartin
7-03-04
Alright monkey, Meet me back here in ten minutes. If you have any trouble run like hell...
Ok, But i cant promise I'll find any alien life-forms
Oh my God, Its hideous!!!
ARGH!!! It's horrid!
10 Minutes later...
And it was this big...
Yer' so brave. I wish I could meet another being...

 

by MichaelMartin
7-04-04
Im stumped
Oh, Ha ha, Very original.

 

by MichaelMartin
7-04-04
Knock Knock...
Whos their...
Asuki Asawaki...
well...
...
I don't knowv you. So get the hell off my land or ill come out their and blast your brains across Tokyo.

 

by MichaelMartin
7-05-04
Knock knock...
ONE SECOND!!!
Hi, I'm May Brown. Could I interest you in some home-made cookies.
Okie Dokie. Come right in... Heh heh heh
A few minutes later
ARGHHHHHHHHH. HELP ME, Somebody please!!!. UGH!!!

 

by MichaelMartin
7-05-04
Knock knock...
Here I come...
Hey... Um cou;ld I borrow some butter...
Yes you may. But first, did you know that if you times 1024 by 736 and divide the answer by 92 then add 274 and then minus 619...
2 hours later
ZZZ...
And, If you multiply 92763 by the square root of 73832 it will come out the same answer as...

 

by MichaelMartin
7-07-04
...
Excuse me, I'd like to bring back this hammer and nail. I think they are faulty...

 

by MichaelMartin
7-25-04
Christian language...
Holy Moses!
Spanish language...
HHoly Arresai!
Drunk talk...
Holy ****ing ****!

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