Priests Never Lie by MichaelMartin6-20-04 The Butch Is Going To Attack The Priest Hello My Child Suck You Silly Priest Butch Goes To Stab I Wouldnt Try That, Im A Magician Right!!! Priests Never Lie Told Ya, Bye O...k, Where Am I, I Was In A Church a Minute Ago
Drunken Artist by MichaelMartin6-20-04 The Murderer Plans The Attack Lets Kill Everyone But Im Only A Little Girl Whats Going On Here!? Go Away Little Girl, The Artist Made A Mistake, Your Supposed To Be My Apprentice Im Not A Little Girl, Im A Pimp, And We Are At The bottom Of The Ocean Thats It, This Is To Confusing For Me Great, The Artists Obviously Drunk Again. Dont Tell Me, Im Just A Psycho Squirrel
Jesus Is High by MichaelMartin6-20-04 The Cop Apporches Jesus Dude, What The Hell You Doing up Their. I Dont No. Its In The Script. Jesus Explains Why Hes Hanging Himself On A Cross Dude, Only A Guy Filled With Pot Would Do That. I Know. Then Again, Its In This Biible Thing Here And Since Im Like, A Main Character I Have To Jesus Is Thick Cya, And Quit Smoking Crack, Its Bad For You Get Stuffed You... Wait I Cant Say That... It Says I Cant In This Bible Thing, That Sick Dude
Clones by MichaelMartin6-20-04 What!!! Clones!? He Looks Familiar I Know Him From Somewhere Obviosly The Town Wasnt Big Enough For The Two Of Them DIE YOU FUCKING CLONE, DIE!!! Are Reindeers The Same? At Least We Arnt Like That God, I Want To Kill Him So Bad
The Porno Arguement by MichaelMartin6-21-04 Two Kids That Talk Of Porn Alot The, Finally Its Complete, The Program That lets You Download Porn 1000x Quicker There, A Program That Deletes Porn 1000x Quicker The nerd Makes A Mistake Hey, What The Hell You Doing, Porno Rules How Would You Feel If I Showed You A Picture Of Your Mum Fucking A Cow, Cause Heres One Poor nerd That'll Teach Ya. Fucker
Dont Judge the Devil by MichaelMartin6-21-04 The Devils Doing Vocals HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!!! The Devils Doing Vocals YOU SUCK!!! BOO!!! SHUT UP!!! The Devils Doing Vocals ARGH!!!!! HELP, IM DYING!!!!!!!!!!!!
Never Trust A Wizard by MichaelMartin6-21-04 A Wizard Approaches Brad Hello Friend, Want Me To Show You Some Magic Tricks Sounds Good Dude Take it Away I Knew You Should Never Have Trusted That Wizard Why Dont I Warm You Up This Time ARGH, IM FUCKING FREEZING!!! GTE ME OUTTA HERE! Again, Wizards Play Evil Tricks Hi, What You Doing Here? Haha, Get Me Outta Here You Fucking Wizard
When Toons Go Bad by MichaelMartin6-21-04 Bugs Bunny And Daffy Duck bump Into Eachother In A While On A Walk Ehhhh Whats up Doc? Hey Bugs, Whats Shaking? Bugs Leads Daffy To A Far And Distant Place Errrrrrr, why we here, Where Are We? Ive Been Waiting A Long Time To Do This... What The Hell Ugh!!! Ehhhhh... Thats The End Doc, MWAHAHAHAHAHA
he Lvoes The Apocalypse by MichaelMartin6-21-04 Hmmmmm... I Knew It Would Come Soon, Check My Shirt Oh, Shut Up!!! Great, More Bombs, This is So Cool Dont Worry My Friend, it Will Be Over Soon. Dont Say That, I Dont want it To End, Ive Been Waiting To See it For Ages, Let it Stay!!!
Fairys Are Real Fuckers by MichaelMartin6-21-04 YEAH!!! IM SO HAPPY!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! EVERYTHINGS GREAT!!!! UGH! STUPID FUCKING FAIRY. FINALLY YOU WILL HAVE TO SHUT UP
Mike X (Episode 1) by MichaelMartin6-24-04 God, i have sinned, i have thought of killing. What should I do? Wow, god really does listen! Hello Mike, I have saw what you have been thinking and you should not do it. But if that is the way you want to go, do it, its your choice So Mike has decided to be a killer... but who will be his first victim. But wouldnt god hate me for that? If I really have to choose... I am sorry god, but i am going to sin again If that is the way you want to go, fine. But dont expect God to do you any favours.
Mike X (Episode 2) by MichaelMartin6-24-04 Mike arrives home at the farm Mike, Mike i've been worried sick. Where have you been? I was at church grandma, please, im really confused right now, I need to rest 2 hours later, granny comes to see if mike is ok. Mike, Are you in here? Mike... Coming granny... Heh heh heh.
Mike X (Episode 3) by MichaelMartin6-24-04 Grandma: Argh!!! Mike, what have you done, ugh... Hmph, This is very dissapointing... I killed my own grandmother for no reaosn... Oh, I'll get over it. Mike leaves his house and heads for the hills. MOO!!!! Stop following me you stupid cow... Mike and Cow set off into the city to find more victims... Can anyone stop them, Find out next time on, Mike X Moo... Look, Thats it, since you cant stop following me, you can be my evil companion.
Mike X (Episode 3) by MichaelMartin6-25-04 You go that way... I'll go this way Moo! 2 Hours Later So... Who have you murdered and how did you murder them you sick freak?! Well, I first murdered my grandma like this... Argh... Im burning!!! Help... me... Yup... That is about right. Cow, Hurry up and break me out!
Mike X (Episode 4) by MichaelMartin6-25-04 Moo... You took your time, didnt you... A couple of minutes after... Moo!!! We should get going, people will start to suspect something Was it a wise thing for John to go after Mike, Find out next time on "Mike X" Mike... What happened here??? Joh... John, What the hell are you doing here???
Mike X (Episode 5) by MichaelMartin6-25-04 Look, Stop running, tell me whats wrong? Stop it John, Please, I dont want to hurt you Grrrrrr, Why would you hurt me, explain!!! Maybe... Maybe I Wont Hurt You, He Will!!! Will John join the battle to stop Mike, Find out next time on "Mike X" MOO!!!!!!!! Oh my God, ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Never trust a blonde by MichaelMartin6-29-04 What's wrong, Billy? Some girl tried to lure me into bed! WAAAAAAAA!!!! Come on, follow me. I'll help you. Ok. But if we are going to cross the road, you'll have to hold my hand. A couple of minutes later. You will have to get into the bed for me to relax your mind, heh heh heh. Why do I fell like i'm being tricked... Oh whatever
Wrong Scene by MichaelMartin6-30-04 Im so funny, everyone loves clowns Wrong scene mate. Nope, this is definatly the roight scene Oh. Is this the scene where I kill you? Yeah... One second, what did you say??? Yeah whatever!
The News At 5 by MichaelMartin7-01-04 Todays news: Saddam being handed over to Iraqi goverment, Alex Maine murders again, Worlds bravest woman explores haunted house. Hi, I'm Sharon Black. And I'm about to explore a haunted house. Yeah... Bravest woman in the world. We belive you. (not) ARGH! Boo!
Bad Career Choice. by MichaelMartin7-01-04 Anyone home. Door to door salesman here. Hello, Im a new door to door salesman. Could I interest you in some watchs? Well not really. I am busy. And by the way, that was a bad career choice you made. And thats why! Muhahahahahaha
Never Rape Young Girls by MichaelMartin7-01-04 Hey, Get over here now Bitch! Why? Cuz i'm going t o rape you!!! I wouldnt try it... Little Girl: ...Becuase my daddy taught me kung-fu! Rapist: Oh shit!!!
Dont Insult A Kangaroo by MichaelMartin7-01-04 Success Hey, I'm a sad-act pimp who insults animals and always gets away with it. Watch, Hey you fucking cow you suck balls! Moo? success Hey, You fucked up son of a whore. You sucked yo mommas tits, if she has any, you are such a shitface cockmaster. Gobble!!! FAIL You think I'm going to hop around letting you insult me. Hell no! I'm one bad-assed kangaroo.
The Holly Pervert by MichaelMartin7-02-04 Hey, I'm such a pervert!!! I Sneek About taking pictures of Holly
Dont Attack A Kangaroo by MichaelMartin7-02-04 Ugh! Good, Thats one down. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... Two down, Mr. Kangaroo's the only one left, Muhahahaha!!! You think imn going to let you put me on fire or something, Not likely!!!
Aliens... by MichaelMartin7-03-04 Alright monkey, Meet me back here in ten minutes. If you have any trouble run like hell... Ok, But i cant promise I'll find any alien life-forms Oh my God, Its hideous!!! ARGH!!! It's horrid! 10 Minutes later... And it was this big... Yer' so brave. I wish I could meet another being...
Don't Go Knocking On Strangers Doors (1) by MichaelMartin7-04-04 Knock Knock... Whos their... Asuki Asawaki... well... ... I don't knowv you. So get the hell off my land or ill come out their and blast your brains across Tokyo.
Dont Go Knocking On Strangers Doors (2) by MichaelMartin7-05-04 Knock knock... ONE SECOND!!! Hi, I'm May Brown. Could I interest you in some home-made cookies. Okie Dokie. Come right in... Heh heh heh A few minutes later ARGHHHHHHHHH. HELP ME, Somebody please!!!. UGH!!!
Dont Go Knocking On Strangers Doors (3) by MichaelMartin7-05-04 Knock knock... Here I come... Hey... Um cou;ld I borrow some butter... Yes you may. But first, did you know that if you times 1024 by 736 and divide the answer by 92 then add 274 and then minus 619... 2 hours later ZZZ... And, If you multiply 92763 by the square root of 73832 it will come out the same answer as...
The Hammer And Nail Problem by MichaelMartin7-07-04 ... Excuse me, I'd like to bring back this hammer and nail. I think they are faulty...
Language classes {Part One} by MichaelMartin7-25-04 Christian language... Holy Moses! Spanish language... HHoly Arresai! Drunk talk... Holy ****ing ****!