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by Mr_Kidney
12-01-01
Hey Mr Kidney, what's up?
it's them damn kids, they've been whizzing on my cabbages again!
why don't you tell their parents?
I don't know who it is that's doing it!
you could set up some surveilance equipment!
nah, there's no point, I fucking hate cabbages!

 

by Mr_Kidney
12-01-01
look Mr Kidney, I just got a new nipple ring!
aww, you kids with your crazy piercings and tattoos, I just wonder what the next generation will be like!
come on Mr Kidney, this is nothing new, I'm sure you were a bit of a rebel in your day!
I didn't need to put needles in myself to be a rebel!
well, what did you guys do?
we wore kittens as masks!

 

by Mr_Kidney
12-03-01
*ding dong*
Hey Mr Kidney, what can I do for you?
I was wondering if I could have my chainsaw back, I was thinking about putting some shelves up in my shed!
I gave you that back months ago, remember? you decapitated Mrs Harris' dog with it last week?
oh yeah!

 

by Mr_Kidney
12-03-01
Buttons, I'm afraid I can't keep you any longer, the neighbours are complaining about you digging up their gardens!
look Mr Kidney, I aint going nowhere, your just gonna have to tell them to live with it!
are you sure you couldn't just stay here and not go wandering around the neighbourhood?
NO!
could you at least stop humping Mr Douglas? His children are in therapy!

 

by Mr_Kidney
12-03-01
Hey Carol, sorry it's been a while since I visited, things are fine here, I just bought myself a new car and I've planted an apple tree at the bottom of the garden!
I'm seeing this new woman, I hope that's alright, I feel it's time I moved on with my life, she's a nice girl, you'll really like her!
I'll bury her here beside you when I'm finished! see you next week?

 

by Mr_Kidney
12-04-01
oh yeah bitch, yeah, suck it, suck it good
*slurp, suckle, surp*
YEAH YEAH YEAH BITCH!!
*slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp*
same time next week?
sure thing Mr K!

 

by Mr_Kidney
12-05-01
so, the Robo-Flogger mark II blew up, we have nothing to motivate the workers, Christmas will be ruined!
oh for fuck sake, we're going to have to find a replacement robot, one who wont break down easy, one who wont take shit from no-one!
look, if you want me to go get Tobor just say so!
no need, I have the answer right here......

 

by Mr_Kidney
12-09-01
Red Herring P.I.
so, you claim that you were in bed the night that Fishy O'Reilly's earmuffs were stolen Dr Finlove??
that's correct, I needed to sleep, I had to amputate 3 of Freddy Octopuses tentacles the next day.
but don't you run a Nocturnal Surgery? for patients who like the night?
um....yes
and is it not also true that you bought your medical certificate from e-bay?
alright, alright, I admit it, I stole the earmuffs, I wanted to put them over my gills and suffocate myself.....but my head was too small....I'm such a loser!

 

by Mr_Kidney
12-09-01
a'right man, I just missed ma bus, gonnae gie us 30p for the fare?
no, sorry, I don't have any change!
fuck you ya raj, I'm gonnae get ma bruther tae kick fuck oot o' you ya fanny!
I'm not sure I understand...
your a manky cunt, ah'm gonnae stab you ya fuckin' dobber!
why are your trousers tucked into your socks?

 

by Mr_Kidney
12-10-01
I would like to complain, I ordered one of your super vacuum cleaners, but when I got it home, it broke after the first use, I don't believe I got my $200 worth!
Are you sure you read the instructions properly? we safety test our products several times before packaging them.
I don't need to read a manual, I just attached it to my penis and turned it on!
oh.....right.......uh.... I'll be right back!

 

by Mr_Kidney
6-17-02
woah, hey, what the hell is happening here?
I seem to be floating in some kind of void in the universe...
...and just when I thought I had those boy scouts cornered.

 

by Mr_Kidney
11-30-02
I'm Kajun, and I'm a complete homo-fag boy who is hungry for fat meaty man cock.
Yes.
So, do you, like, HAVE any fat meaty man cock?
No.
Ach.
Fag.

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