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by Mr_Pink
4-04-05
Ah man,not another newbie who's trying out all the features and just uses us as the default character
Fuck this,I'm so sick of it.Every time we have to work because some fuck up doesn't have a clue how to start.
Oh look,he found a new background!How awesome...not!
Woohoo,you go girl!Real original!Yeah!....Dumbass
Damn, we should've know he knows how to kill us
Yeah...This sucks..Ouch.

 

by Mr_Pink
4-04-05
Ah man,don't tell me this guy still hasn't got a clue what to make his comics about...
What the fuck does he think he is? That he just can come in here and start making crap?
Well, that is what this site is about actually...
Yeah, I know. But at least make a comic about something fun. Prolly some dutch farm boy on his wooden shoes,stoned as hell..
Yup, got that right...Shame though there's no prop even resembling a big blunt...

 

by Mr_Pink
4-04-05
Okay, so here I am. Still looking for a big bud...
HHIIIIIIDEEEEEHOOOO
Now who the fuck are you?
Well, they call me Mr.Stinky Butt, and I am the one who resembles a big spliff the most! You were looking for that, weren't you?
Man, I haven't even touched that shit today yet, and it's already going straight to my head.

 

by Mr_Pink
4-04-05
Things shouldn't be getting any more crazier...Walking talking cigarette buds...My God...I'd better get some sleep...
What the...?
ARF! ARF! I'm the little doggy on a ball.I shall pop up once a while just to be annoying. ARF! ARF!
And let me guess. You're gonna say ARF! ARF! in every sentence...?
ARF! ARF! You bet ya! ARF! ARF!

 

by Mr_Pink
4-04-05
Okay, let me recapture it. I just blew up two little asian girls, after that I met a tallking cigarette bud, and now there's a dancing dog in my bedroom.
ARF! ARF!You bet ya! ARF! ARF! But you forgot one thing. ARF! ARF!
What's that?
ARF! ARF!THere's a chicken walking into your room right now. ARF! ARF!
Why hello thar. I go by the name of Carlos Othello Ceasar Karl Sucksor III and I travel around the world, spreading my word of wisdom to everyone who wants to hear it (and those who don't).
Strangely enough, everyone calls me cocksucker.

 

by Mr_Pink
4-04-05
First off, I would like to say how pleased I am with the fact that I finally got a place into one of the comics on stripcreator.com.I always felt that it was a great loss that the readers of SC...
...couldn't fully enjoy and utilize my great words of wisdom. "Wisdom?" I hear you think. Yes, wisdom. Because it is I, Carlos Othello Ceasar Karl, who has travelled around all of the enormous and....
...and beautiful continents of our little planet which I like to call "earth". But how can a man find knowledge and wisdom just by travelling this "earth"? Well, I'm glad you asked. Just look at it..
...like this. I've been to lots of places and met a lot of people. All these people carry just a little bit of wisdom (yes, even the dumbest persons alive have a bit of wisdom). I just took every...
..bit of ..
Dammit, that cocksucker was pissing me off.

 

by Mr_Pink
4-04-05
MrPink, I got the feeling we can't quite get along.
Well, you're feelings are right.
...
Heh, you don't know anything to say now, do you?
Yes, I do. I was only busy shitting your carpet. You know, that takes a whole lot of concentration to make a pile of chicken shit that big.
Oh brother.

 

by Mr_Pink
4-04-05
Great! I got a message from Stripcreator.
It has come to our attention that you're creating really lame comics on our site.They have a lack of humour and story. Therefore we must ask you to make better comics, or else we'll ban your account.
What the fuck? If you think my comics suck, then you shouldn't be creating a website on which everyone can make comics. You whining bitch!
Whining bitch?Man, look at your comics. I don't have a fucking clue what they are about!You might as well press the random comic button and add a pile of shit.More laughs guaranteed.
Okay.I'll do just do that!
No, wait!...Ah, screw it.

 

by Mr_Pink
4-04-05
I think we're lost. Let's ask for directions.
No, no, we're almost there.
Almost where?
Vatican City. I'm putting the pope out of his misery.
Hmm, where is that old geezer?
Sorry Butch. I already took him. He asked me to come and get him now, he couldn't wait to visit his first "Mardi Gras of Doom" and get laid for the first time in 84 years.

 

by Mr_Pink
4-04-05
How nice. SC told me to make comics using the random comic layout and add a pile of shit, and look where we end up! The toilet.
Huh. What are the odds?
Well, we could count all the available backgrounds and from there one use some mathematic procedures to answer that question.
We could also stare at that huge pile of shit you just put in that toilet. Damn woman, how can it be so big, with you being so small?
That, my friend, can only be achieved by following a long and hard way in the chinese temples.
Because it's so friggin cold on those toilets...?

 

by Mr_Pink
4-06-05
You know, Osama, I can see your whole anti-capitalism campaign and all that,and I'd like to help, but..
Yes?
That whole goat-fucking thing? No thanks.
...
And that's why I'm not going to help you.

 

by Mr_Pink
4-08-05
And then,when mommy was only 14 years old,she had to marry daddy,who owned nothing more than a crappy '76 Chevy.They married because mom was pregnant,because that man in that little glass car tells...
...her condoms were forbidden.And then,I was born but mommy and daddy had no money,because they didn't finish high school.And then,they put me in a convent.And there,that old man did things to me...
...that was our "little secret".And then,on that one day,I got really angry on that boogyman and I ripped his balls off.And then,the fuzz busted me,and I got in juvenile...
...And now,I'm a crack whore sucking your loyal servants for $ 50.
This is all your fault.

 

by Mr_Pink
4-09-05
Far out, dude, how do you do that? Flying around a club on a park bench?!? Awesome!
Well, with my graviton-fluxo-compartible I can create an upward thrust. With only a small amount of gravitons I can create enough power, enough to keep my thruster going for a week.
Yeah,but isn't it much more proficient if you'd use zerotons, and extravagate those using haloc gasses?

 

by Mr_Pink
4-16-05
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by Mr_Pink
4-16-05
Oh goodie goodie, mr. Micheal Jackson man.I never thougt Neverland was this much fun.
Yeah. I know.
Especially when we were in the Monster Ride,and you held me so tight, and we we were drinking that grainflavoured lemonade.
I told you that was gonna be fuckin' awesome.

 

by Mr_Pink
4-16-05
So I said to him that life's like a box of chocolates.
Before I knew it he was touching me and asking if he could nibble my "chocolate-cream dispenser".
Now he can only hope that at least one of his testicles will remain functional.

 

by Mr_Pink
6-04-06
Mu-hum! Are you about ready on the toilet?!? I need you to type a new post on GF for me!! Ya know I can't reach the keyboard!

 

by Mr_Pink
6-04-06
bleurg......What a hangover...
Ow!Ow!Ow! A clown!! Make a blloon-giraffe!!!
?
...stupid kids...

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