All comics by N9I0N

 

by N9I0N
6-29-02
Mr. Deedle goes on a trip to Hawaii after his wife divorces him.
where's mommy?
well look at what we have here! a lost little girl. I will help her find mommy, maybe i will tell her that 'mommy' is in my pants!
Mr. Deedle swoops in like a child-molesting vulture...
thanks mister!
Over here little one! I will help you find Mommy! Stay with me child, mommy had to get off the plane and have a business meeting. She asked me to bring you to her hotel when we land!
Later at the hotel...
mommy! are you here?
Mommy told me that you were a dirty girl and needed Mr. Deedle to give her a bath. But first we've got to inspect you with this here 'flesh probe'!

 

by N9I0N
6-29-02
Billy Bob Horsedick is the best cowboy in all of Canada.
Hey Mister! Are you a cowboy?
Fuck yes! My name is Billy Bob Horsedick, the best fucking cowboy in all of Canada!
Billy Bob Horsedick has been paid to sleep with over 10,00 women.
ever fuck a cowgirl?
Yes boy, I am a male hooker! I get to fuck every women I see and get paid a pretty penny for it! Know what it's like to get paid for pussy? I AM THE MAN!
Billy Bob Horsedick demonstrates his stale sense of humour.
Ever fuck a cow?
Now son, there's just some things we don't brag about! I don't think your mother would appreciate me telling you bad shit about her.

 

by N9I0N
6-29-02
Harro I am Suki Ho Mashu
And I am Fuki Bo Hosa
Tly NEW *HOMO SON* Flesh Young Coconut meelk!
It now comes with Pipty Fercent more plesh!
PIPTY FERCENT! PIPTY FERCENT!
PIPTY FERCENT MORE PLESH!

 

by N9I0N
6-29-02
Sgt. Penner arrives at the scene when he hears from Airport security that the missing girl 'Penny Rutherford' had been seen last leaving the airpot with a Mister Fredwick Deedle.
Where did you say mommy was?
Mister Deedle said that I could find mommy if I put my mouth on his pee-pee. He said that mommy was stuck inside him because he ate her!
Was mommy in there?
Mister Deedle said that mommy had allready gone into his poo so I should reach in his bum to pull her out. Mr Deedle said that mommy was tickling him inside his bum and he liked being tickled.
that's right! every word of that is true! I did eat her mother, I'm a werewolf, you see!

 

by N9I0N
6-29-02
CTHULHU IS YOUR MASTER
I am Cthulhu! You will gve up all of your worldly possesions for me!
Wow man! Are you like for real?
SUBMIT YOUR WILL TO CTHULHU
YOU WILL FEAR AND WORSHIP ME FOR ETERNITY!
Holy shit dude, settle down! I don't have any spare change!
CTHULHU IS A MACK DADDY
Can you hook my up with some booty?
Hmm....well I can cut you a deal on some weed..

 

by N9I0N
7-03-02
Thompson Knottwood, a dumb hillbilly, won the lottery and decided to celebrate at the infamous 'Roof-Top' restaurant.
Is there anything else I can get for you today, sir?
How about a towel?
The Owl-Man waiter is not impressed with Thompson's manners...
A towel, sir?
Well it's hard work isn't it, you get all sweaty!
What is 'hard work', sir?
Eating! Don't you get all sweaty when you eat? I sure do! I also get sweaty hunting endangered owl-men so I can tear off their heads and fuck their skulls! How about that you smug fuck?

 

by N9I0N
7-03-02
Sleazy McDouchebag posted an invite to his party on lonesomeguys.com
Why did you bring your cat to my party? Is it because it's the only pussy you'll ever get?
No, I just love cats. Wanna pet my pussy? It's a real pussy! But it used to be a snake!
He wasn't too impressed with the result.
Why did you bring your baby to my party? Don't you know how rude it is to bring a baby to a party?
It's actually a twelve inch dildo, I'm lubing it up for you... now how's about you pull down your pants and spread your legs?
What the fuck is wrong with you? Why are they so many queers at my party?
You're the one who posted an invite to your party on lonesomegays.com!. so....do you want to twist my nipples while I suck your dick or what?

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