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by Neno
10-05-03
Hello, sir, I'm new here..
And I am your mentor... why don't you tell me about yourself?
Well, my name is Sir Frumpenstein the Second of New Scotts Illinois, and I came to seek knowledge and fame at stripcreator. I have a large family, with 11 wonderful children, and 3 beautiful wives...
3 hours later...
...I call the hairy mole on my butt Steven, after my first cousin on my second mother's side. Oh, my cousin is a clever rapscallion. Why, I remember the time he stole a whole box of cigars from...
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz....

 

by Neno
10-05-03
Some time later...
...Well, I have no more to say.. but I never did tell you about my first day of school. I was just a young scap, and I wasn't used to the idea that there were other people in the world, I thought...
If this guy says one more word, I am going to kill him...
...however...
SILENCE!!!!! I've HAD it with you! Prepare to meet your maker!
...My mum?
That's it.. Prepare to die a painful death...

 

by Neno
10-05-03
ARGHH!!!
*Shing Shing*
Oh, hello, you must be the new guy. Why don't you tell me about yourself so I can torment you in the worst way imaginable.
Well, my name is Sir Frumpenstein the Second of New Scotts Illinois, and I came to seek knowledge and fame at stripcreator. I have a large family, with 11 wonderful children, and 3 beautiful wives...
Satan couldn't stand me, so he sent me back. Why don't I tell you about myself?
I'm just going to jump off a cliff..

 

by Neno
10-06-03
I just love my new videogame. I could play for hours, and hours..
Uhhm, Neno? Neno. Neno!
and hours and hours...
NENO!!!
What is it, York?
Our ship is about to..

 

by Neno
10-06-03
...Crash...
Neno? Are you alright, Neno?
Just make everything stop spinning, and I'll be fine...
Why do I have to take care of HER?

 

by Neno
10-12-03
A stray cat! I will pet it.
One pat later...
Ah! I am in fact a fairy. And since you have rubbed me, I shall give you one wish!
I wish I was the president!
Alright. I've lowered your IQ to 6, so you should be good to go.

 

by Neno
10-19-03
Hey mister person sir dude man guy!
My name is Joe, who are you?
Wanna have sex, mister person sir dude man guy?
I told you, my name is Joe, now get da fuck offa my property.
I love you too, mister person sir dude man guy! Wanna touch my boobs?
You're going down, slut. Prepare yourself!

 

by Neno
10-19-03
So I says "Them kiwi quotas ain't gonna zoom out of a void with just an x-ray and themselves"
Haha!
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

by Neno
10-19-03
*click*
zzzzzzzzzzzz...
Hey, what were you doing sleeping in my room?
This is MY room. What are you doing in here?
More like, what are YOU doing in here, NERD!

 

by Neno
10-28-03
Trick or Treat!
Blah! I vant to suck your blood!
Hey, that's pretty cool, mister. Can I have some Skittles, or some M&Ms, or maybe some Smarties?
Vhat? You are not scared ov me? But I am Dracula!
Mommy! The man isn't going to give me candy! Should I ask for some of his drugs?
ROBOTNIK DIED!

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