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by NetNation
1-27-03
The damned aliens are worse than American tourists.
Yo, Oxy-breather! What kinda' lo tec dump is this anyway?
Ignorant Alien, we have Fallout2, Apache, Big Blue, THE GODDAMN INTERNET, Windows XP and Carnivore.
BeEYo beep a bEEp (phlegm-slurp) eep! ugh
TWO digit computers? Har! HAR! Har!
01? ...0

 

by NetNation
1-27-03
Chat Bytes
Please help me Dr. Ruth. I meet so many wonderful men in the Chat Room and they always say such nice things to me
and fill me with their joy and then I fall in love with them and give them my heart
loser
and then I find out all they wanted wasn't my Heart at all but -
Thanks, I understand. Be comforted that this never happens to you in the Real World, does it, my dear.

 

by NetNation
1-27-03
...to My Love.
Were we not always so, even when we do not know,
Friends and lovers a lifetime ago?
Once upon another life,
Were we not man and wife?
Hey, love, for all we know...
We were our parents, long ago!

 

by NetNation
1-27-03
Comic authors will be pleased to learn that they have been profiled by Napa Valley of Gallowine Polls.
It's the Cyber-Generation. Most of them spent their childhoods in wicker baskets.
Damn, Napa talked to mom.
They enjoy multiple personalities -each of which lives a rich fantasy life-
I bet his mom would like my biker avatar.
and tend to talk in short bursts.
Wot? Where'd y'a get this stuff? It's insulting.

 

by NetNation
1-28-03
Trust the Unbeliever, for he shall set you free.

 

by NetNation
1-29-03
PC singing to a calypso rhythm
"So I said goodbye to my User ~ And I gave my reason: ~
~That a really good adventure ~ Is a form of treason."
"If you wish to study my User's cartoon ~ Just remove the skin of a toy balloon."
That's it! I'm selling you off for smart-bomb parts.

 

by NetNation
1-30-03
Not again....
~Yodel~ Love Calling ~ I'm saving My Love for you ~ ~Yo-Yodel-Hoo!~
I told you, you're gonna go blind playing with your hard drive like that.
~Yo-Yodel-Hoo~ I'll -?

 

by NetNation
1-31-03
The Sperm bank called. They said there's a problem with your donation.
It was that cute little server's fault.
Her USB port kept convulsing.
You're just trying to sound like a stud.

 

by NetNation
2-01-03
The Lights in the Sky are Stars
Colonel Rick Husband, Lieutenant Colonel Michael Anderson, Commander Laurel Clark, Captain David Brown, Commander William McCool, Dr. Kalpana Chawla, and Colonel Ilan Ramon
The space shuttle Columbia - Feb. 1, 2003

 

by NetNation
2-02-03
With apologies to Douglas Adams
Now I lay me down to bed,
Darkness won't engulf my head,
I can see by infrared.
How I hate the night!

 

by NetNation
2-11-03
...computers are too logical.
Holy war ... Found missing ... Resident alien ... Legally drunk...
Pretty ugly ... Good grief ... Alone together ... Working vacation.
Hey, Oxybreather. I just realized where the word "Oxymoron" comes from.

 

by NetNation
2-12-03
The Bridal Suite...
Bill? Where is it, Bill?
Bill! So, THAT'S why you named it, "MicroSoft!"

 

by NetNation
2-15-03
(With apologies to George Carlin)
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it a hostage situation?
If you arrest a mime, do you tell him he has the right to remain silent? Is it true that cannibals don't eat cops because they taste corrupted?
C'mon. When I get you home, I'm gonna cover you with refrigerator magnets.

 

by NetNation
2-16-03
All Guild Pawn & Loan & Pawn, Guido QuicKash, prop.
What'll you give me for my chastity belt?
$10; though it would've been worth more without the bite marks.
As an outsider might see it.
The real cross you have to bear is that your story will be written by the same people who claim the earth is flat.
When PCs watch too much TV.
Why do you think you have the PBS virus?
Because my programs stop every few minutes to beg for money.

 

by NetNation
2-19-03
Calling forgiveness "one of the highest virtues taught to us by Jesus," Pope John Paul II issued a papal decree Monday absolving priest-molested children of all sin.
All of those misbehaving, sexy little guys should feel grateful.
After all, the act of seducing a priest is a grave sin against the laws of God, punishable by condemnation to Hell for all eternity.
Welcome to my world.

 

by NetNation
2-20-03
Retirement Home for Alien Abductees
And, if elected, I solemly promise to -er, um, uh...
Retirement Home for Alien Abductees
Say, what would you folks like to hear me solemly promise, anyway?
We want the aliens to retrieve all their anal probes.
Retirement Home for Alien Abductees
You're kidding me, right?
Next Candidate!

 

by NetNation
2-27-03
While Jon's at work...
! DING ! DONG !
1-900-Dial-a-Date! YES! YES! Come to me, baby!
GAAK!!
O'myGod. ...I'm leaving this one for Jon.
later....
I could learn to hate computers.
AAK! GAAK!

 

by NetNation
2-28-03
"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure." - French President Jacques Chirac
"As far as France is concerned, you're right." -- Rush Limbaugh
"Somebody was telling me about the French Army rifle advertised on eBay - the description was, 'Never shot. Dropped once.'" -- Rep. Roy Blunt (MO)
"Do you know it only took Germany three days to conquer France in WWII? And that's because it was raining." -- John Xereas, Manager, DC Improv.
What did the Mayor of Paris say to the German Army as they entered the city?
Table for 100,000 m'sieur?

 

by NetNation
4-01-03
Whites owe blacks money, for slavery! We demand reparations!
I'll pay you a million dollars for every slave I own, and another million for every year you were a slave.
Wot?
You want me to pay you for something that I didn't do and didn't happen to you.
That makes sense.
Like lug nuts on a birthday cake.

 

by NetNation
4-04-03
Gramps, what was the name of that restaurant grammy likes so much?
I forget. Umm, help me out here. What do you call that flower -the one you give if you love someone?
You mean, a rose?
That's it!!
Rose! What is the name of that restaurant you like?
I knew I should'a married that other guy, whats-his-name.

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