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by Orty
1-12-03
Hey Becky, where is my night cap?
George, remember..you don't own a night cap.
Oh yeah, I'm retarded. I have to go pee. Excuse me.
What an idiot. Always the same thing.
HOLY RICE CAKES! My PENIS is GONE!

 

by Orty
1-20-03
I am totally awsome. Nothing can bring down my awsomeness to be awsome
We break away from the news to bring you the latest news. George Robot is not awsome. That is all.
Then why didn't you freaking tell me that before. Stupid freaking television always has to be so ..uh..visiony... with ..its ..tele things..
We break once more to say George Robot is also a fatty fatty two by foor, and he can't fit through his bed room door. Thanks, back to the news.
I try my hardest to fit in with the most awsome-somes, but i can't help my being fat. I'll just sit in the dark like my fat self always does.
Wait a minuet, I can too fit through my bedroom door. Freaking television spreading roomers about how not awsome i am.

 

by Orty
1-20-03
I have come to tell you something. But i forgot what I was going to say.
Jesus Christ! Is it really you???
sorry, I'll try later. And no, you aren't awsome enough to see me in your dream again.
Well, I don't think you are awsome. I hope you go to hell.
Ahhhhhh my EYES! He stole my EYES!..better not be giving them to the salvation army...Those guys are not rad enough for my eyes...I think.

 

by Orty
1-21-03
..and then Jesus came into my dream and stole my eyes. I swore to ..uh..God..that his son came and stole my eyes...but god just punished me for swearing.
Was it like that time the Grinch came and tried to steal me to ruin Christmas?
No..this was JESUS..the Christ guy who ..saves people from ..that lake..that splits apart and drowns those..egypt guys..
Right..I'm going to make dinner.
Fine, make me dinner..but next time you are attacked by Jesus, don't think I will help you...

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