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by PhaseRat
10-13-06
As the world comes to an end, important isues are discussed.
So, we're here to be in a comic, right?
Don't look at me, I'm just a dog on a ball shaped object.
What is that you're riding on?
Nothing. Certainly nothing that could bring about an age of darkness.
Some things are more than they seem. Others, less so.
Fine. Be an asswipe.
Little does he know that this is filled with delicious apocalypse cream.

 

by PhaseRat
10-13-06
Ladies and Gentlemen, The President of the United States!
Hold it! Hold Everything!
What's the problem?
You got a permit for that flag? The giant sized, fire escape obscuring flag?
Er. Well, they said it would be ok.
"They" said so. Uh-huh. You're gonna have to come with me.

 

by PhaseRat
10-13-06
A Presidential rally is in trouble due to a lack of permits for giant flags.
How can I help officer?
Did you organise this event?
I am the President's advisor, yes.
You're gonna have to move the flag. And I'll have to write you a ticket.
Is this better?
Sir, gateways to Hell have to be approved in writing five days in advace of opening said gateway.

 

by PhaseRat
10-13-06
Things just get worse, as the paperwork mounts up.
OK, so if I file a form 7B-12, then I can have the flag, as long as it doesn't block any fire escapes?
Yep.
I'll do that then. Thanks for your time, they'll validate your parking over there.
Many thanks.
We need to hire that guy.
On it, Boss.

 

by PhaseRat
10-14-06
Google and YouTube eh? So, obscure searches will bring up virus infected porn as the first results then.
No. It's the first step into a new world of digital communication.
What? But you're always complaining about the buyout of companies like YouTube
I am not. Excuse me, I have an errand to run.
Where did that pile of cash come from?
Well it wasn't a payoff to praise the Google buyout, if that's what you're insinuating.

 

Dude! I was supposed to get a week off!
You want some? 'Cos I got plenty to go around!
by PhaseRat, 10-14-06

 

by PhaseRat
10-15-06
Aircraft are not a dinosaur's natural environment.
Hello. Can I get a refill on my coffee?
As such, their danger sense is greatly dulled.
Anyone?

 

by PhaseRat
10-20-06
Hello little girl. My name is Dumbledore. Would you like to touch my wand?
No thanks. I'm just here to lure out pervs for my friend.
Wha...
Nice one Suzie.
Can I play with your tentacles now?

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