Wow. I didn't think this would ever happen, but I actually taught a triceratops to do drugs.
Johnny goes to tell his best friend...
I taught a triceratops to do drugs. I'm going to be rich and famous.
Johnny, no one's going to care that you taught a triceratops to do drugs. They only care about people who find cures for diseases, or donate money to charity.
Three days later...
Sir Johnny Jojo, I dub thee a knight in honor of teaching a triceratops to do drugs.
Awsome, I'm a knight. When do I get my huge sword and castle? Do you ship them in the mail, because if you do, I'll have to buy a bigger postbox.