All comics by SatanSatanSatan

 

Smoking by SatanSatanSatan 2-10-02
Observe now, as another youth is swallowed by Tobbacco companies... Hey Kids, smokings good for you AND it makes you cool! Uh..Uhm....What about those TRUTH commercials?	TRUTH? Those are lies! Now, Smoke, Fucker! Man, smoking ain't cool anymore!	Now, Big Tobbacco sees how trends die.. HARD... I can never get the fucking Phillipinos to smoke. EVER...whats so cool, now? Peircings.

 

All your base by SatanSatanSatan 2-10-02
In 2101..War was beginning How are you gentleman..All Your base are belong to us. what you say???	All your base our belong to us, stupid faggot. Ohhh...all...righty....	Two minutes later.... Move zig for great justice... Okay, this got old after the FIRST THREE aliens said it to me.

 

New Job for Billy-Bob. by SatanSatanSatan 2-10-02
Sometime today, at the ranch. It says here...they denied your request to re-validate your cowboy liscense. Well, golly dar.	Is there anything else you can do, other than cowboy stuff? Hmmm. I wonder	Then, all of a sudden, POOF! There they were, at the circus. I DID drop out of CLOWN school before going to cowboy school! Thats it.....he's dead.

 

Crazy Canucks by SatanSatanSatan 2-10-02
AFter Three Days of Destruction, The Invader was left with one final victim.... ......... As I have done with your neighbors, friends, and family, I will hold you down, and slowly pry open your skull with my fingertips, feeling your warm blood all over my hands, and then...........	10 minutes later... ...... And THEN, With your bones...I will pick my teeth, and then continue on to your guts, where I will then...	After another hour of threats... WAIT, WAIT...You're from Canada, aren't you? Curses. Foiled Again.

 

... by SatanSatanSatan 2-10-02
		**sigh** it''s just one of those days.... If he starts crying, I'm going to gnaw his face off and shit it out all over him.

 

Sins of they father by SatanSatanSatan 2-10-02
hey mock-a, hey mock-a	HEYYYY! mocarena!	woo! Much Better.

 

Racism by SatanSatanSatan 2-10-02
I blame Society for this... Knock Knock! Who's there?	Godzilla! Har Har, fuckin' Jap! Racism is bad, little kimmy. Everyones differnet, what REALLY counts is what you have on the INSIDE, not the outside!	You've got a big fucking head, Kwon-Su. I hate you, Yankee.

 

Not Funny. by SatanSatanSatan 2-10-02
A typical holiday scene... Come sit on my lap, little girl otay santa!!	After the routine mall santa thing.. Well, I'll be over come Christmas! ho ho ho! Wait, Theres one thing i forgot, that i want for christmas....YOUR SOUL!	Oh My.. Now, your torture begins, as I force you to listen to "Longest time" by Billy Joel, FOR ETERNITY!!!!!!

 

lovin by SatanSatanSatan 2-10-02
.....So.... ..so.......	..uhhh.... ..yeah.......	NOW will you go out with me? When I said "I can't answer now", I meant give me longer than this!!!!

 

Jesus in a can. by SatanSatanSatan 2-10-02
Channel 23, WADL in detroit, 3:30am. For ages, there have been great miracles...	The birth of man, The discovery of fire...	AND NOW, the fat-stomper plus! Burns weight while you sit on your ass and watch TV, scarfing down Chili Dogs! Order Now for only 5 payments of $39.99! Call 1-800-iam-lard, thats 1-800-426-5273!

 

The Raver of Doom ~1 of ?~ by SatanSatanSatan 2-10-02
Ah, another day outside a local punk show... You Fucking kids and your Blink182. You aren't punk. I AM PUNK. Hey, Blink182 is RAD!!!	Ah, another day outside a local punk show... RAD? Who the hell are you? Who died and made you king of the scene?	And then, the two exploded, as the skies parted, and out came The Raver of DOOM! Punk is DEAD. mosh away in HELL, boys! Ahhhh!

 

The Raver of DOOM ~2 of ?~ by SatanSatanSatan 2-10-02
Later, in the home of Mr. Death There, killed them. Now what? Raver of doom, you are worthy, and now, will take my place as THE GRIM REAPER. Here, gives these forms to God, and you're in.	Here..uh..God, sir. Death wanted me to give these to you. Good shit. Now get to work!!!	Meanwhile.... See all the demons with Peircings? In hell, you're STILL a poser. ..i hate you.

 

Silence is golden. by SatanSatanSatan 2-10-02
		..bitch.

 

Funny stuff. by SatanSatanSatan 2-10-02
	I'm a big cock with a sack.

 

The Raver of Doom ~3 of ?~ by SatanSatanSatan 2-11-02
Another busy day in the life of The NEW GRIM REAPER: THE RAVE OF DOOM!!!! So..Goth of Doom, ever seen Halloween 3: Season Of The Pumpkin..boy it sucked. Yeah, I saw a shirt for that at Hot Topic..	Pssh. Poser. Hey, Man! I shop at Hot TOpic, not Gap! I aint no poser! I'm a "freak!" Down with conformity!!	He knew what had to be done... Die, you lame ass conformist peice of coproatre trend following shit. I liiiikeee Ninnnnnnnnn **AHHH!*

 

So it aint real spanish.... by SatanSatanSatan 2-11-02
Hello, have you ever wanted your child to speak a new language? Of course, we all do. dar..what does FRENCH mean?	Well, this is program is for you! Simply smack your kid around, lock them in the basement, and tell them you're going to kill their baby brother or pet ..and hand them this TAPE!: Language-Mania! ......	"Si, las ebolas de MURDER YOUR PARENTS...!" Habla des MURDER LOS PARENTIOS!

 

KURT IN HEAVEN by SatanSatanSatan 4-30-02
One day, in heaven... So then, God says "Hey Kurt...Smells like DEVINE SPIRIT!" Yes, My father does have a sense of humor....	I..guess...I really wanted to smack him. Ah, my son, you can't smack the holy spirit...	Well..it still wasn't funny. Maybe not to you.

 

Asian Girls by SatanSatanSatan 4-30-02
Hello, there. I am Kim. I am Jin, when you first start out stripcreator, we pop up.	Yes, We Do, Jin. WHy IS THAT? I guess people like "sucky sucky" jokes?	Man, that does get rather old. Ah, some people just aren't funny.

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