All comics by Sharkie_Malarkey

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hello, my name is sharkie malarkey. i am a famous philosopher. my views of the world are often critiqued, but they are just as valid as the works of socrates and plato.
you probably haven't heard of me...
that is because i am not a stupid sellout like socrates or plato.

 

meet ronnie. he is a fish. he is my best friend.
OH MY GOD IT'S A SHARK! HE'S GONNA EAT ME! RUN! RUN!
this is dougie. he is a dolphin. he is my other best friend.
HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME, YOU EVIL CRUEL MONSTER!?! YOU KEEP AWAY FROM MY KIDS!!
my friends are drama geeks.

 

Me being the semi-famous philosopher that i am, i was givenmy very own advice column, just like dear abby! here's a letter from loveless in seattle:
"Dear Mr. Malarkey. Recently I have had a strange attraction to dead people. Just thought of their dead, maggot ridden decaying flesh turns me on."
"I've been hanging around in graveyards every night for the past 4 weeks. I'm actually contemplating digging one up. can you help me break this habit?"
"dear loveless: it's just a phase."

 

hello there. i'm sorry i have not been on recently to give you an insight into my teachings and thoughts.
the truth is, i've been so busy with touring the world and speaking my soulful word to eager audiences. finally my genius is being appreciated.
oh yeah, i kick ass. who da man? WHO DA MAN?

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