All comics by SkullxKrug

 

by SkullxKrug
7-03-05
Meanwhile...
I'm *urk* expanding my knowledge..not *gah* that you'd understand
I really wasn't planning on asking
Suddenly...
...........
Hiram..hellooo, Hiram?
And then...
I can afford to pay all the rent myself now anyway. Ohh, I think my pizza bagels are done!

 

by SkullxKrug
7-03-05
Shit..Fuck..Piss!!...Titties..
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that the little foulmouthed robot is your doing..
Ok..you got me. I built the robot to kill you with an over abundance of indecent words..
Well now that's just stupid. I am a spectre..a ghost if you will, I am already dead.
Hmm..point well taken.

 

by SkullxKrug
7-03-05
Hey, here's that death certificate you requested from the county clerk. Hey, how did you die anyway?
Well Hiram..I had premarital sex. You see..having sex before marriage will oft times kill you. Remember kids, sex too soon= death..
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...?
Also, don't touch doorknobs after Gay people.

 

by SkullxKrug
7-03-05
Profanibot strikes back!
Ass..Nipple clamp..Cock monger!!
Gah!
Titty fuck..Tim Burton..Shit sandwich *Crack...fizzle*
Damn you..just leave me alone!..wait..crack, fizzle?
EXPLODE!
Hey!..*huff* I'm glad I found you..Listen *wheeze* watch out for Profanibot, I've upgraded- oh my..
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by SkullxKrug
7-03-05
?
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Hey Spec..I think I have developed some kind of telekinetic mental abilities.
You don't say..

 

by SkullxKrug
7-03-05
Hey, Spec..ya home?! I want you to meet my new buddy
You'll like Spec, he's great...I like how you smell like Meat.
I work with Kids.
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by SkullxKrug
7-03-05
Ok, So the only rule is, don't pass out, we're going to see who can take the most nails to the head.
Well, alright..though this does seem vaguely familiar.
Hey, you're doing great! Sure are kickin my ass!
Ooo...feelin woozy..
THUD!
Good..good, Now lets go play in that wonderfully secluded backyard of yours before that ghost comes home.

 

by SkullxKrug
7-03-05
There..now the body's small enough to fit in the base of this tree..
Whoop....
Hey, there you guys are..where's Hiram-OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO HIM!?
Look..are you gonna just stand there, or can you at least help me shove these pieces into that tree trunk?
Well yeah..I was just wondering what was going on here is all..

 

by SkullxKrug
7-03-05
Hah..That fool was always trying to hammer something into his head..I told him one day it would be the death of him.
Yeah..it was pretty easy to convince him to hammer the nail into his head..Man these Pizza Bagels kick ass!
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Heyo Boyos!
But..but you were chopped up...dead even..how is it you're standing here?
..Glue?

 

by SkullxKrug
7-03-05
Look..seriously, how come you're not dead?
Ok ok..I made a deal with Satan
Look..Satan..sir. I really dont want to be here right now..isnt there anything I can do to be able to live again?
Very well..I require the sweet tasty blood of puppies!
I've met Satan..He wasn't a paperclip...
Well..in any case, we're no longer welcome at the Pet Store.

 

by SkullxKrug
7-03-05
How am I gonna get a scar like this eating pussy, mang?
: )
Ju want to fuck with me huh?..Ju want to fuck with me?!..Ok, Say Hello to my lil friend!
: )
Maybe Spec was right..perhaps I shouldn't have let you watch Scarface..I don't know why I thought it would help your swearing problem..

 

by SkullxKrug
7-04-05
That little foulmouthed robot is back?
Yeah..I'm pretty sure he pissed in your milk jug too..
What..its a little robot..how does it piss?
Well.. its not so much his Piss as it is mine..
.....

 

by SkullxKrug
7-04-05
Listen..you may have the impression that I don't like you so well. That isn't the case though.
In reality, I like you just fine..you're very excentric is all. I'm sure we can live in this house with no real problems at all. Right buddy?
Cock!

 

by SkullxKrug
7-04-05
There was another jug of milk in the fridge..I think it was bad..I tasted it,it was odd tasting,so I tossed it.
What!?..Noooo..That was my jug of semen!
Dammit..do you know how long it took me to fill that?!
*BARF*
What..you thought I worked for a living?..Pffft!!!

 

by SkullxKrug
7-04-05
That little bastard better not have destroyed Melon Shakers...mmm they got the girls with the boobs there!
Ahh, a Zombie!
Ahh, a ghost!

 

by SkullxKrug
7-04-05
Listen, I brought you back here so you can get revenge on the robot that blew up your city, and hideously deformed you. But why not make a meal of its creator too?
It would be good eatin' you say?
Maybe just a light snack?
I think I would just become hungrier..

 

by SkullxKrug
7-04-05
*CHOP...SLICE...CRUNCH!*
Upgraded Profanibot some more?
Yup

 

by SkullxKrug
7-04-05
This will totally work..I'm doused in Gasoline..now just light the match.
Hokayyy..
FWOOSH!
Gahh!!! Its not working..Its not working!!
...
Hmm.. I could really go for a nice B.L.T right now..

 

by SkullxKrug
7-04-05
Hya!! Prepare to taste my Kung Fu Rosa..This battlefield will be your grave!
What does Marcellus Wallace look like!?
Hey, Where are you off too?
I just got this cryptic letter..I think I have to meet my arch nemesis Rosa on the battlefield.
You gotta love Tarentinoish continuity!
Too bad I had to kill Rosa..from facing my enemy..I can see that we were truly alike..

 

by SkullxKrug
7-04-05
Helloooooo!
Mom! You made it!
Hi Sweetums..hey this place is nice, you had a room mate you said?
Yeah, follow me mom. Hey Hiram! My mom's here, come and meet her.
Ohh..my my my..Son, you didn't mention how handsome your friend was..
Some people die from peanuts.

 

by SkullxKrug
7-04-05
Jeezum..where are they..I said meet at the restaurant at six!
Heyo Boyos..hrm...where's spec? And how come he wanted to meet at your hotel room instead of the restaurant?
Rahhhhh! Take me you sex machine!!
Otherwordly Sex ensues..
Wha?! eww...noooooo don't touch that gahhh!!!

 

by SkullxKrug
7-04-05
You had SEX..with my MOM!!?
Hey..she came on to me..what can I say..I'm a sexy bitch..hmm,where's my wallet?
Woo Haaa!! Virgin Islands..here I come!
Yeah...Mom's a heartbreaker...

 

by SkullxKrug
7-05-05
Greetings Hiram and the Spectre fans. It is I- famed director Uwe Boll! You may know my films: House of the Dead, and the upcomming Bloodrayne, and Dungeon Seige.
I think next I will make a film adaptation of the popular game, Halo. I already have my vision! A young boy scout named Master Chief struggles to earn badges while his father catches fish, its his job
Ahhhh oh god it burns! Gahhhh..I am dying a painful death!.....I deserve this..

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