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by SlickSk8er20
11-11-02
Hey John.
What.
Did you know the farm is being bombed.
No.
Well now you know.
Ouch

 

by SlickSk8er20
11-11-02
Um, John.
Oh well.
That's prabably going to be me if the bombing happends again
New, fried chicken, now only $1.99

 

by SlickSk8er20
11-11-02
To the farm.
Yes sir.
Attack!
Yes Sir.
To be continued...
Ahhh, I'm going to be fried chicken for $1.99

 

by SlickSk8er20
11-11-02
Grandma, please help me, the British is trying to kill me and sell me for $1.99 and I have nowere to hide
Well just go get on a plane and fly some were else
Want a drink?
He's crazy
Dude, the plane is like gonna crash
I knew i shouldn't have bought them tickets from that crazy guy

 

by SlickSk8er20
11-16-02
Hey John.
What.
Did you know the farm is being bombed?
No.
Well now you known.
Ouch

 

by SlickSk8er20
1-27-04
dog were looking for a rabbit, so bark if you see one
whatever
Woof, Woof !!!
Holy !@#$
To be continued...
I've got you now rabbit
Woof, Woof

 

by SlickSk8er20
1-27-04
Burn in hell beyach
Holy !@#$
Hahahahaha
Ahhhhh
Welcome to hell, I will be your living nightmare FOREVER, Muhahahaha
Nooooo

 

by SlickSk8er20
1-27-04
i give you some of dis shit if you fuck me
hell yah
uh, aahhh, oohh baby, yah, uh, fuck me, fuck me, hell yah, uh, uh
holy crap they're really going at it
To be continued...
you wait in line like the rest of us dammit or i'll kick your fuckin ass you understand me.
Shut the fuck up bitch?

 

by SlickSk8er20
1-27-04
wanna fuck?
hell yah
ooh, uh, yah, oh baby, hell yah, uh, uh, ah
damn, they're fucking going at it like there's no tomorow
To be continued...
you fucking wait in line like the rest of us bitch.
shut the fuck up before i kick your fuckin ass bitch

 

by SlickSk8er20
2-01-04
can i have a ballon?
NO, YOU LITTLE FUCKING SHIT, I'M TRYING TO RUN AWAY FROM THE FUCKING COPS DAMMIT, YOU HERE ME YOU LITTLE BITCH!!!
YOU BETTER SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING MORON BEFORE I RIP YOU HEAD OFF, SHIT DOWN YOUR FUCKING NECK, RIP YOUR BALLS OFF, SHOVE EM UP YOUR ASS AND GIVE THEM TO YOUR FAMILY TO EAT FOR THANKSGIVING
Holy Shit.
Man, that clown looks hot, maybe i should fuck him
ouch, that girl ripped my fucking balls off, then i got caught by the cops and now i'm stuck with this child molester.

 

by SlickSk8er20
1-12-05
u killed everyone and now yer gonna pay.
dont make me laugh
I'm serious
looks like i'm gonna have 2 do this the hard way.
ouch

 

by SlickSk8er20
1-12-05
welcome to channel 3 news, i'm Dixie Normous
and i'm Sandy Swallows. we have breaking news, a 36 year old man molested a 3 year old girl, a girl has been kidnapped from Chicago, and a football player was caught using drugs
its always the same, nothing exciting ever happens
oh, and this just in, a car blew up in Iraq and killed 11 people.
boring.
thats all for tonight, thanks for watching channel 3 news.

 

by SlickSk8er20
1-13-05
hey, hey.
dude i'm not gay
i wasnt talking to u, i was looking at ms. sexy over there
oh my god, im out of here
how yah doing gorgous.
dude i'm not gay

 

by SlickSk8er20
1-13-05
a drunk dude has come into the bar for the 4th time, and he wont stop asking for corn.
got any corn?
no, and if you ask me 1 more time im gonna nail yer balls to the counter!!!
1 day later.
got any nails?
no.
got any corn?
get the hell out of her ya drunk bastard!!!

 

by SlickSk8er20
1-14-05
Mrs. Johnson, Roger is staring at me.
Mrs. Johnson, Clappy is being a tatle tail.
Mrs. Johnson, Roger is being a jack ass.
Hey, thats a low blow.

 

by SlickSk8er20
2-09-05
Who will be representing Michael Jackson?
Anyone? . . . . .
Sorry I'm late.

 

by SlickSk8er20
9-04-05
What the fuck are you staring at?

 

by SlickSk8er20
9-04-05
Shhhh, I'm huntin for wabbits.
Hello
OH MY GOD!!!
What's wrong?

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