All comics by Steamrabbit

 

by Steamrabbit
7-23-09
Will everything be ok again after a while?
Please help me.

 

by Steamrabbit
7-23-09
What does the Bible have to say about rape?
It's not allowed.
What about pigs?
You can't rape pigs either.
Right, but can a pig rape a nun?
You can't rape the willing.

 

by Steamrabbit
7-23-09
So are we doing anal or what?
Who the fuck are you and what are you doing in the women's bathroom?
So you're saying we should get married first.
Can we at least find a private stall?

 

by Steamrabbit
7-23-09
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Fuck you.
Please come back. I'm sorry.

 

by Steamrabbit
7-23-09
Do you have any last requests?
More cowbell.
For the love of all that is holy, more cowbell.

 

by Steamrabbit
7-23-09
There's bad news and good news. Which do you want first?
Lets get the bad news out of the way.
We can't get the hair brush out of your ass without surgery.
What's the good news?
I took pictures while you were on the table and I posted them to Facebook.
I'm broken on the inside.

 

by Steamrabbit
7-23-09
You know how some people collect Beanie Babies? i'm like that with jizz.
Where do you keep it?
Oh, on my face or in my mouth or stomach or wherever.
Some day thwt stuff is going to be worth a fortune.
I know!
It's like social security, with dick.

 

by Steamrabbit
7-23-09
You know how some people collect Beanie Babies? i'm like that with jizz.
Where do you keep it?
Oh, on my face or in my mouth or stomach or wherever.
Some day that stuff is going to be worth a fortune.
I know!
It's like social security, with dick.

 

by Steamrabbit
7-24-09
I have to pee.
I'm not taking off the handcuffs.

 

I never would have figured that a pig could impregnate a human.
I told you we should have done anal.
by Steamrabbit, 7-24-09

 

by Steamrabbit
7-24-09
'Dear sirs, I wish to apologize for beating off at my desk in front of my co-workers.'
Wait, no.
Dear sirs, I request the return of my jizz from the surface of my former desk, along with one Dilbert Doll and a roll of stamps.

 

by Steamrabbit
7-24-09
How much would it cost for me to piss on you?
A hundred bucks.
Ok, how about if you piss on me instead?
That's also a hundred bucks.
So if I do your job for you, you still get paid instead of me?
I tried the same thing in real estate but it didn't work.

 

by Steamrabbit
7-24-09
Don't worry so much. It isn't gay, since I beat you up afterwards.

 

by Steamrabbit
8-19-09
You're probably wondering why we're down here in the basement.
Well...
I'm going to shove you up against that filing cabinet and rape you.
Uh...
Actually *I* was going to rape you.

 

by Steamrabbit
8-19-09
Are you gonna take my widdle nuts and ruin my widdle nest and hurt my widdle body?
I'm gonna take your widdle nuts and ruin your widdle nest and hurt your widdle body.
Please don't.
Its in my nature. There's no turning back now. My own regret means nothing.
Your fate is a sickness that infects us both.
What is, must be.

 

by Steamrabbit
8-19-09
You're kind of a sick fuck for making comic strips like these. They aren't even funny.
Yeah.
This stuff is violent and mysogynistic and juvenile. It's stupid.
Yeah.
You need to stop showing these to other people and you should delete the whole account.
Are we gonna fuck or what?

 

by Steamrabbit
8-19-09
Let me out.
I got to go home and eat dinner and watch Jeopardy.
I got a cat. Someone's got to feed my cat. Please don't kill me. Somebody's got to feed my cat.

 

by Steamrabbit
8-19-09
Uh. I'm sorry.
I never meant for this to happen.
I made a mistake. I made a mistake. I need to put my retainer in now. And I'll get in bed and close my eyes. And it will be ok. And nobody has to know and I won't do it again.

 

by Steamrabbit
8-19-09
You're a fucking stick figure. How could I ever love a stick figure?
I guess you''re right.

 

by Steamrabbit
4-01-10
I'm really worried I might have caught gay.
What? How could you 'catch' gayness?
A gay person touched me. I had no idea he was gay until it was too late. I've got gay germs now.
Can't you just wash your hands?
Sure, but I'm more worried about all the semen that I swallowed.

 

by Steamrabbit
4-12-10
I just got some terrible news this morning. My doctor says that I 'm HIV positive.
Fag.

 

by Steamrabbit
4-12-10
Rough trade, folks. I'm cheap, easy, and dangerous.
Dick for heroin. That's the deal here. I am the raw stuff.
Or maybe I could rake your leaves or something.

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