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by Stormfang
6-20-01
Hey, son, come here, would ya?
I'm busy being a martyr, dad. What?
I've got this weird bump on th' back of my noggin. I think it might be skin cancer.
You can't GET cancer, dad. You're God.
You sure? I read in Cosmo that pretty much anyone is susceptible to skin cancer.
That's it...where the fuck did I put Lucifer's number?

 

by Stormfang
7-11-05
I mean, how do you tell if you're circumsized? I've got quite a bit of loose skin below the glans, but it's still clearly seperated when erect.
When I was young, though, the skin would always get bunched up when I got an erection. I could easily slide it over. I'm also extremely sensitive on the underside of my shaft toward the top.
Sorry if that was a bit graphic.
Dude, what the FUCK.

 

by Stormfang
7-11-05
Man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named Robert.
Hah! Wait, you don't live in Hope Mills, do you?
Yeah, why?
Uhh... nothing, just wondering. Was her name Allison?
You motherfucker.

 

by Stormfang
7-11-05
I shit you not, I'm going to be the next Hitler.
I'm gonna kill all the Jews, and ONE clown.
Why the clown??
See? Nobody gives a shit about the Jews!

 

by Stormfang
7-11-05
Damn! FUCK. DAMN!!
What's wrong?
I was just talking to this chick on AIM, and my grandmother's window pops up...
And I got like this to her: "I wanna suck your clit." FUCK.

 

by Stormfang
7-11-05
We had this guy in school that was all gothy and stuff. Then, one day we caught him buying an ass vibrator.
Hah! Holy shit, that's classic.
Wait, did you say you "caught" him? Like you were behind him in line at the ass vibrator store?
...
Hah! You're a sick fuck.

 

by Stormfang
7-11-05
Do you think I should call a guy friend and talk to him about my problems? Or will he not care?
Here's how it works: if a guys helps you with your problem, you're obligated to give him a blowjob.
Hee hee! Thanks, that cheered me up.
No problem. That'll be one blowjob, please.

 

by Stormfang
7-11-05
In TheKithless' lair...
What the fuck. These guys at the PvP forums are enjoying their "comic war" shit way too much.
I know you're there, Tiq.
Whaa?? How'd you know?
It's called "magic," motherfucker. Now go get me a Mountain Dew from the fridge.

 

by Stormfang
7-11-05
This, folks, is the last place Kidspider was seen alive.
It's unfortunate that I had to end Kidspider's life in such a heinous fashion. I just couldn't tolerate the idea of him looking just like me.
So, it is with great pleasure that I introduce you to the new, improved Kidspider!
i liked it now gren coler no fad in wash lol

 

by Stormfang
7-12-05
So many criminals. It's fucking bullshit.
Heh. I've got an idea. If, say, we got all the criminals together and left them on a continent to die...
And we came back, like, 50 years later, and we were like "Whasssup," what do you think they'd say?
Something along the lines of "G'day mate."

 

by Stormfang
7-12-05
Yo.
These morons.
Whassup?
These people who live in the complex are connected to my wireless. They must think they're some sort of leet hackers, breaking into my completely unsecured network.
Unfortunately for them, the connection works both ways. Long story short, they not have loads of horse porn on their computer.

 

by Stormfang
7-12-05
Yo.
These morons.
Whassup?
These people who live in the complex are connected to my wireless. They must think they're some sort of leet hackers, breaking into my completely unsecured network.
Unfortunately for them, the connection works both ways. Long story short, they now have loads of horse porn on their computer.

 

by Stormfang
7-12-05
A sprite is anything not static.
A sprite is a variable object, be it 2d or 3d.
A sprite is a fucking soda, you goddam geek ass bastards.

 

by Stormfang
7-12-05
Roses are red
Violets are blue
All of my base are belong to you

 

by Stormfang
7-12-05
So, General Reinwald, what will you be teaching the boys that visit your base?
We'll be teaching them some climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.
Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the range.
But you're equipping them to become violent killers!
Well, you're equipped to become a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

 

by Stormfang
7-12-05
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'll fuck you with a rake.
You need serious help.

 

by Stormfang
7-12-05
Man, I'm never moving to Seattle.
I flew over it and it was raining and gray. Depressing as fuck.
When was this?
Flight Simulator 2005.

 

by Stormfang
7-13-05
So, my dad found my porn folder on the computer. He was all pissed about it. He says to me "what do you have to say for yourself?"
So I said "C: Documents and Settings, Mark, My Documents and Settings, Faxes sent." He just shut up after that.
What's that?
His porn folder.

 

by Stormfang
7-29-05
I'm just two people short of a threesome.

 

by Stormfang
7-29-05
Wasn't Microsoft promising a bounty for catching hackers?
Yeah, a free copy of Windows ME.
What the fuck.
That's like giving out landmines for helping the poor.

 

by Stormfang
7-29-05
Great news! I just found out I'm pregnant!
Another baby?
Jesus Christ, lady, it's a vagina, not a clown car.

 

by Stormfang
7-29-05
On IRC at the library...
*I gotta go*
*There's this dude standing next to me, watching me type, and it's sorta starting to creep me out*
*Yes, dude next to me, I mean you*

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