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by Tab
5-31-04
Hmmm
Hmmm
STOP LOOKING AT ME!

 

by Tab
5-31-04
One sunny day at the white house..
I told you thats where the president lives.
Why is he talking to a purple donkey?
Any ways, Want to go get some Taco Bell ?
Why is he talking to a purple donkey?
Dude, Why arent you answering me ?
Why is he talking to a purple donkey?

 

by Tab
5-31-04
Hmm..
Yep, everything seems to be in order.

 

by Tab
5-31-04
Any body seen Fudge around!?
Yeah bitch, In my bedroom!
Dont you mean you were "Packing fudge" ?
Ooo, you're right, Sorry!
Seriously, Where the fuck is Fudge!?

 

by Tab
5-31-04
Hellllloo
Who are you!?
Well, Who are you!?
Show me who you are first, then I will show you me.
Ahhhh!
Ahhhh!

 

by Tab
5-31-04
This one day at the local watering hole..
Welcome to McJesus, May I take your order ?
Whoa, You look just like this guy I know..
So what do you want ?
Uh, One budda burger, Popetato Fries.., and a large christian coke.
Here you go sir, Thank you for choosing McJesus for your eating needs
...Seriously, Thats so weird, he looks just like him.

 

by Tab
5-31-04
One day at Joshes house..
Josh, Dinner time..
20 Minutes Later..
Josh, Can you hear me ?
And so josh ran upstairs.
Josh, There is a red-haired girl up here for you..

 

by Tab
5-31-04
Man, I'm hot.
So Hot.
I was just too damn hot.

 

by Tab
5-31-04
Merry Christmas little girl!
Uhh, Its July, And Im 27.
Im gone!
Bye.
Merry Christmas little girl!
I hate you.

 

by Tab
5-31-04
Hey little girl, want some candy ?
Can I have a muffin ?
Sure kid, whatever you want, just come with me into my van.
Uh, you dont have a van, you arent even wearing shoes.
Hey little girl, want some candy ?
KITTY!

 

by Tab
5-31-04
Hello!
Whats up daddio ?
Just chillin' on the west side, you ?
Just going to get some coffee, maybe buy a poety book.
Sounds Hella tight bro.
..Is that a Yo-Yo ?

 

by Tab
5-31-04
Doo doo doo, Im watching tv in the gaaraage.
*pop*
Breaking news story, GOATS CANT THINK!
Bahhhhh.
Wait, Can tv's think ?

 

by Tab
5-31-04
Im Dave!!!
Psh, You clearly arent.
Im Dave!!!
You are a chicken..
Now thats just mean..
You suck, Where is dave?

 

by Tab
5-31-04
Hey.. Ta- You arent Tab.
Yes I am.
You are an asian little girl.
Tab is an asian little girl
TAB WOULDNT SAY THAT!
I..er..AHH! Little asian girls burst into flames when they lie!

 

by Tab
5-31-04
Little Suzies show and tell..
Yee Haw Mate!
Today, I brought in an Australian Cowboy.
Put another shrimp on the barbie, partner.
He's kinda weird, He only says catch phrases.
Yo bitch what did you say about my bro!?
I think he's related to Billy Crystal.

 

by Tab
5-31-04
I love you.
I wish I knew..... ...My life is a sham.
Who are you talking to ?

 

by Tab
5-31-04
One day, In deep space nine..
Hmm, This is a pleasant Voyage
I wonder if snowmen melt in space..
Guess not..
How the hell did I get here!?!

 

by Tab
5-31-04
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Mmmm, Dinner
WEEEEE....Uh..Hi..
Hey,..Hey little dog..
Thats right you cant eat me no-- YOU WERE GOING TO EAT ME!?
Holy shit a talking dog, I cant eat you now!

 

by Tab
5-31-04
Hey, Can you see me ?
No, Can you see me ?
Where is the comic ?
Where am I !? Screw the comic!
Ew, thats what you look like, The wedding is off.
You're a fucking tree!

 

by Tab
5-31-04
The Story of Matt..
Why am I in the clouds?
Why Am I thinking again?
Im in jail!?
Hey, I can see the moon!
To be continued..
Why am I in the clouds again!? Why Am I loosing at mario paint!? It doesnt even have a score!?
Simmer down man, geeze..

 

by Tab
5-31-04
Seriously, What the hell is going on ?
Hell if I know, Or maybe I do, And Im just not telling you..
Ok, I lost my controler now,.. What the hell..
I took it, Cause you are crazy. You actually think Im talking to you.
To be continued..
Ahh, I have it again!
You never lost it. Fucking kids today, with there penny whistles and moon pies..

 

by Tab
5-31-04
My name is fudge! How you doin'
Arent you like, 13 ?
Actually, No, Only 10.
Hot.
Flash me, k? I love boobies.
Right now ?

 

by Tab
5-31-04
Hello, and welcome to the Sunset Channel. Enjoy!

 

by Tab
5-31-04
Im going to take a shower!
WONT YOU RUST!?
Im going to take a shower, in space!
I AM SO SURPRISED.
Lets go skinny dippin' insted, you sexy bird you.
A'ight.

 

by Tab
5-31-04
Uh.., Jack ?
Yeah Greg ?
I think the world ended..
Why do you say that.. ?
Bill Gates has a baby..

 

by Tab
5-31-04
Where is Jacob ?
Right here sir!
You really arent Jacob..
Yes I am! Im just, Sick..
Alright then, Lets get to building that barn..
Ahh, Im sick of work!

 

by Tab
5-31-04
Im going to smoke this cigarette.
Why isnt this working!
Ahhh! I caught on fire!

 

by Tab
6-04-04
Where is he?
Hmmm
My Love!
You said you were taller.

 

by Tab
6-04-04
Did you hear ?
Hear what ?
The new boss, Isnt religious.
Oh ?
Yeah, I think Im getting fired.
Religion is a joke any ways..

 

by Tab
6-04-04
WHY AM I SO SHOCKED? I DON'T KNOW.
SERIOUSLY.
YOU TOO?

 

by Tab
6-04-04
Hi, Im new here.
Uh, so yes, you are the new guy, Well, Wellcome to hell, Er.. Why are you so happy ?
Im a mad scientist, I have to look like this.
Buddy, You are in hell, Just be yourself.
Thats better.
Holy shit...

 

by Tab
6-04-04
Hey.
Yar.
Hey! Hey, Can you find me ?
You're hiding behind your hands..
You Da Man!
I hate him so much.

 

by Tab
6-04-04
Whoa Josh, What happend to you ?
My mom bought me tickets for a Snoop Dog concert, Needless to say I was trampled.

 

by Tab
6-06-04
One day the rabbit just got fed up
So he shot him self, and died.

 

by Tab
6-27-04
Hey, do have a printer ?
Yeah, but its a Bubble Jet.
So.. ?
Fuck Bubble Jet!

 

by Tab
7-27-04
Its the middle of the night, and Tabitha stirs...
Mmmrrrgg...Ehh
All of a sudden Jack farts..
And Tabitha falls back asleep only hearing Jack's fart..
ZZzzZZzz

 

by Tab
7-27-04
Wait, what ? I've been banned ? For that cock picture..
Wait..What!?

 

by Tab
7-27-04
I shall grant you one wish!
I want to be Josh, He is the coolest.
PWNED!
He's such a h4x0r.
Fine fine, you can have your wish.

 

by Tab
10-29-04
So hey, you hear about that new chipmunk in marketing ?
Oh yeah, shes a hot one alright.
I heard she likes hot nuts.
Seriously ?

 

by Tab
3-05-05
One day God wanted to come to earth..but needed a clever outfit to hide..
Talk about drawing attention to yourself..
Do you want some one to take you and put you on their front lawn?
Oh, you're funny Dad, REAL FUNNY.

 

by Tab
3-24-05
Dude, you call that a Halloween costume? It needs to be scarier.
No, no. SCARIER.
Perfect.

 

by Tab
7-22-05
Yeah, so they were all like "I think you should die for our sins.."
And then?
So then I was all like "Fine! nail me to this cross."
Wow, that's shitty.

 

by Tab
7-24-05
So I was probably going to get the rest of my education from other sources..
You know, porn doesn't count..
Actually, I ment from cereal boxes..
Sweet.

 

by Tab
10-01-06
Holy crap! where are we?
I have no idea..but it feels good, man.
Do you think this is a sign we're doing way too many drugs?
Well, that depends..what drug are we on right now?
Actually, I don't even recall taking any drugs today..
...Then yes. This just might be a sign.

 

by Tab
10-02-06
JOHNSON!
Y-yes sir?
Glad I caught you here. I wanted to talk to you about downsizing..
But I already work in the basement a-and I lost my arm this morning.
Now you see Simons? *He's* happy about this..

 

by Tab
6-08-07
Hmm, a zombie.
braaaaiiins!
If I only knew where to shoot it..
braaaaiiins!
All I need is a sign!
shootmeinthebraaaaiiins!

 

by Tab
6-19-07
What is the meaning of this?
Maybe it has no meaning. Maybe it's just a giant erasing stick..

 

by Tab
6-20-07
Hey, I don't know how to tell you this but I have Tetanus..
Oh man, really?! I'm on my way over right now!
*huff huff* Ok..I'm here. Now we can play Tetr--
Dude! I have TETANUS.

 

by Tab
10-31-08
BraaaAAAaaaiiinnnnsssss
BraaaAAAaaaiiinnnnsssss
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
BraaaAAAaaaiiinnnnsssss

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