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Late one night in The Secret Society HQ...
Greyfox! I bring horrible news from our underground casino!
What happened Cuban Smuggler?
We've run completely out of money! It appears some moron is making us go bankrupt!
That can't be possible! What kind of evil master mind could accomplish such a task? Get your boys to apprehend who ever has done this!
Later that night at the underground casino...
Mr. Bin Ladin I'd like to speak with you for a moment please.
What? Is winning a fair game of black jack a crime now?

 

In some far off desert...
I wonder if he knows where I am...
An epic event in history takes place!
I wonder if he knows where I am...

 

A startling revelation is made...
Ummm... Where are we?
You can talk?
Ofcourse! All snowmen can talk if you give them enough love!
I'd poke you if there were an animation for it.

 

The truth is revealed.
The last thing I remember was a bar-fight at the North-Pole.
That's it?
Something about an explosion and a time-rip... but can't remember for sure.
Meanwhile...
Ummm....
BLAH!

 

Arabian Public Service Anouncement: How to deal with Neighborly Conflicts
You stole my goat!
You lie!
Well...
Umm...
DEATH TO AMERICA!
YES! DEATH TO AMERICA!

 

Once again inside the §ecret §ociety Lair...
You haven't unleashed any plans of mayhem lately, Greyfox.
Well...
Go evil robots! Kill Avril Lavigne and her army of Canadians!
10 Seconds Later
Where'd you get the blood?
....

 

The Journey Begins...
Come on let's go.
Go where?
Over the river and through the snow, to Grandmother's house we go,
Wait a second, you said you have a Grandmother?

 

One night in the Secret Society HQ...
Did you hear what CubanSmuggler did Greyfox?
No, what happened Willie Joe Gretchen?
He decided to change his name to "IraqiOutcast". I'm updating the website now so that it will now say "IraqiOucast" in all of the places his name was.
What? Why would he want to do something like that?
Earlier that day in CubanSm...I mean, IraqiOutcast's bedroom...
Why are all these people talking to me?!?!?!
AIM is now signing on: CubanSmuggler.

 

THE WIHTE PALCE OF DOOM!!!!!!!!!!11
HELLO!!!!!!11 YUO LOKO STUIPD!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!111 YUOR MOM HAS A PNEIS!!!!!!!!!11
NO!!!!!!!!!111 THTAS YUO!!!!!!!!1111
IM GONAN RAEP YUOR DOG!!!!!!11
ALL YUOR BAES AER BELOGN TO US!!!!!!!11
WHTA THE HELLO???// YUO STUDI SLUT!!!!!!!111

 

Late one night, deep in the city cemetary...
I bet I can kill you before you kill me...
You're on!
So then she says to me, "Oh CubanSmuggler! You're bow is sooo...." Oh my God Greyfox! Those two men are killing each other!
We must stop this madness now. Come CubanSmuggler, we attack!
Exactly 2.3453 minutes later...
Looks like we stopped them! Shouldn't we worry about the one you didn't kill though?
...Nah.

 

After the bloody attack by Greyfox...
Okay then...let's report back to HQ now.
...
Later in §§ HQ...
Who else needs to be killed when I'm in this angry mood?
I have you now!
Hmmm...

 

A Post Due to the Public Opinion's of Us
We here see your general disgust over our "Society" and we are trying to give peace a chance and come through!
...
Ofcourse, we could also dismiss the situation with the wave of our hands!
And being the lazy bastards we are, we might just do it people!
Hey look, a rabbit.

 

Somewhere outside of Quebec, Canada...
I'm sorry officer, is there a problem?
Umm, yeah eh. You were going about 55 in a 25 speed zone, eh. And umm...we don't tolerate that here up north, eh.
You're not gonna check inside my car, are you?
Oops. I dropped my pen, eh.
As the police officer bends over to pick up his pen, the unthinkable happens...
Mmm...he looks young enough for my tastes.
Uh, yes...that is my ass...

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