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the seed is planted
i am ro
what's that?
the neinbergs prove unhelpful
seriously... fucking hell, what is this ro?
i wanna robowwaaat.
Outside the School of Orientation...
this nail really hurts.
that's pretty ro

 

is that peety pablo?
"norf carolinaaaaa! c'mon an raise up!"
shiiiiiiiiiiit. that lil ol robot done raised up!
robots turn their backs on the little orphan who could ball
"take yo shirt off, twis it roun yo head..."
i think am going to kill myself.
damn, that robot's pretty ro if i do say so myself
"spin it like a helicoppa!"
fuck i wish i knew what RO was.

 

fucking hell, i want to make a baby, you fucker!
i'm only an arm. it's gonna be tough unless you'll settle for the hj.
hey, lets make babies.
THANK YOU JESUS!
anytime.

 

just another thursday at the high until...
hey i go to u of d and i am fucking so boring.
i'm a hot-shit senior, i hear a faculty member's hookin it up with rooms and boose and free sex and shit man, you want in?
our hero continues on in his day until...
man for others man for others...
hey, keep this on the d/l but i'm gonna get a hotel room and we're gonna drink until we all pass out and then i'm gonna have sex with you while you're passed out ok?
wow.

 

our hero wakes up in a pool of his own vomit
wow, i am so fucking worked because of last night. that shit was sweet though. why does my ass hurt? maybe that's what a hangover is.
oh no.
um, can i help you?
I AM D.HILL AND I WOULD LIKE TO ASK YOU SOME QUESTIONS PLEASE
thank god for g.a.
hold on, everyone's favorite spanish teacher is calling me, good thing this is on vibrate... hey, you have small hands, help me pull my phone out of my ass.
fuckin' hell...

 

i'm ringing
HAHAHAHA I KNEW IT! YOU FUCKER!
you, me, babies, making, right there. howyadoin'.
yay! making babies is so hot right now!
comics beat the shit out of bordem

 

being a priest would rock like a hurricane if you liked little boys
little boys
back in the 'burbs...
"do you want to go to heaven son? meat me behind the church after mass. don't bring your parents..."
the nice jesus man sent it to me dad!
robot priests are sweet
no - i only recieve oil jobs.
the only job you need done is a oil job? wow you are way more efficent than our last priest!

 

pffft, he's not into me.
yep. definentally she definentally would kill me before she'd think about making babies with me.
i'll show you mine if you show me yours...
k! mom says we have to be married first... ok we're married now.
it was easier when we were seven

 

where the fuck did that horse go? and why did it leave me it's saddle, that fucker!
this drink will solve all my problems, i'm sure.
i think i love the thinking stick figure...
the moment we've all been waiting for....
yeah baby

 

get up to par...
this one goes out to all my gangbangin thugs that be ridin' the bus this mornin'...
i forget
hahaha! no way! when i close my eves like this i can't see anything!
hey where are we?
shit, beats the fuck out of me, i'm totally crampin these muffins bro.

 

i have a special talent of not only standing up on my hind legs, but doing so on a round object
i'm sexaaaaaay!
i'm a chemist who won a big nobel prize, fool.
i'm pretty damn gangsta for 45 years old with 2 houses in the 'burbs and a Benz without any aftermarket products.
we doin' this shit from Saudi to Iran nigga...
i have finally found that special something that makes me happy, being a hero. protecting the law. 9-11. 7-11. donughts. power.
you make MY job so much more fun.

 

hey. what are you saying no to?
uuuum, oh, i'm a jesus hippie, i say no to everything bible teachings. peace and, uh, stuff. study hard, bro.
hey, what are you saying no to??
uuuum, uhhhhhhh.
nothin'.
right on.

 
so... you wanna make out?
no.
good. me neither.

 

jesus, what the hell am i doing in desert with this gay robot?
can't help ya there, bro.
damnit...
soooooooooo... ya wanna make out now?
no.
good. me neither.

 

shit gets serious when pac gets involved...
Nigga we doin this shit from Cleveland to LA nigga whatever you niggas want we bringing it
Thug Luv nigga what time is it
Pac Pac run wit us run wit us run wit us Pac Pac run wit us Pac and RIP with Thug Luv
I don't give a fuck where you lay at nigga it's time to slay these bitch made niggas.
pac runs into bizzy...
they ain't even knowing what type of niggas we is. where my thugs at Bone Thugs-N-Harmony I know you niggas been waiting for this shit for a long time well here it is nigga here it is what you gon do?
Well I must be close to the Armageddon lord you know!

 

andrew's room...
...yeah i wanna talk to you! my dad owns sprint!
it gets older...
hey, abcdefghijklmnop lalalalala! hey, i wanna talk to you! bye! hahaha that was great, lets call someone else!
ok, jared's totally killing the joke...
shay's right again, all while fingering the beanbag chair
shit, she's right...
um, jared... you're like, good at it, but adam's better.

 

the desert is a rad place to be
i'm bummed: that skinny guy didn't want to make out with me in the desert, but i think he'll come around eventually. he totally thought i didn't want to either.
¿yo hablo mexican?
uh oh, teddy drew a penis on the back window of my exploromobile..
hey i'm philip, ben's brother and my ex-girlfriend's name starts with j and ends in -ill
i'm seven.
bummer...
shit jill, i tried...

 

while the parents are out...
HI I'M DOMINIC AKA GOSSIP QUEEN. WHAT'S UP NATHAN? I ALWAYS TALK REALLY LOUD BECAUSE IT'S EASIER FOR EVERYONE TO HEAR MY GOSSIP THIS WAY.
dominic, we'll have sex later, i have some, um stuff man...
YOU MEAN CIGARETTES! SWEET! WHEN WE WERE AT QUETICO...
Jesus, shut up! I was Man-Of-the-Year.
alex enters and shit gets serious...
EEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE WHAT UP BOYZEEE? yo nate you got the...
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

 

feelin' it
WOW THIS IS SOME GOOD WEED! I CAN'T WAIT TO TELL EVERYONE!
Dominic, Goddamn, please shut the FUCK up. it's a good thing we came to this park! This is the 1st year i don't have a 4.0. this is good shit!
obviously it doesn't his behavior TOO much
EEEEEEEE EEEEEEE THIS SHIT'S SO GOOOOOOD EEEEEEEE!
ok lets go man, hop into the Jeep guyyyyys
oh no...
it's a good thing i stached the rest. HEHEHEHEHEHEHE! EEEEEEEEE!
OK BOYS WE GOT A CALL ABOUT SOME FUCKERS IN THE PARK DOING QUESTIONABLE ACTIVITIES. LETS GET THESE MOTHERFUCKERS! WE'RE GONNA RAM AN IRON COCK IN THEIR ASS!

 

but where's Dominic?
oh shit yo...
oh shitttttt...
true colors...
...OH MY GOD, IT WAS SO FUNNY, I'LL HAVE TO TELL YOU ON THE WAY BUT I KNOW ALEX HAS SOME ON HIM SO YOU MAY WANT TO LOOK INTO THAT. WAIT UNTIL YOU HEAR ABOUT...
thanks son, now get in the car, BEYOTCH!
what REALLY happened
EEEEEEEEE! EEEEEEEEE!
HEY GUYS, I HEAR NATHAN HAS A CELL, BUT YOU AND I ARE GONNA BE CUFFED TO A BENCH TOGETHER, YOU EVER HEARD OF BEING "GAY FOR THE STAY?"

 

ba-baby gyz's big brother, jake - christmas morn...
WOW! A NEW CELL PHONE! THANKS SANTA! I GOTTA GO TELL EVERYONE!
elation...
I'll put it in my profile right now, so everyone will call it!!! "Away Message - New Cell: ... Profile: New Cell: ..."
ok sweet - any minute i'm gonna get like, a million calls cause everyone loves me so much.
jake realizes the horrible truth and starts to cry, but he won't give up that easy...
i can't believe it! i left the number all over my profile and my away message and not even that ugly girl i am so infatuated with will call me! shitttttyyyy!

 

hey remember when we were making comics a lot?
OH YEAH AHAHA THAT WAS FUN!
yeh, so... what happened?
i got pregnant
sonuvabitch!
OH YEAH AHAHA THAT WAS FUN!

 

Goddamn!
Took four years and a motherfuckin case for these motherfuckers to feel me... ain't THAT a bitch
R U still motherfucking down? old ho ass fake ass niggaz..
WE OUT THIS MOTHAFUCKAAAA!

 

COME BACK YOU BASTARD-FUCK SHARK!
eh, fuck that shark.
i love you
i just love things that live in the sea. i just pooped and peed myself 14 times, twice

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