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by UrbanH
4-10-05
Today.....
Dude, what's with the hair?
Well, I thought that if I grew my hair like this, I'd be cool!
You're such a dweeb.

 

by UrbanH
4-10-05
Later.....
Hey, did you see Joe's hair? He's grown an afro. They look so crap on him.
Really? He's such a dweeb.
Later.....
Yeah, that's what I told him.
Um.......
Later.....
No, my hair isn't an afro.

 

by UrbanH
4-10-05
At his girlfriend's house.....
Hey, have you seen.........
Joe's hair? Yeah, he's such a dweeb.
These comics are bit monotonous.

 

by UrbanH
4-10-05
At Joe's House.....
So, how'd the hair thing go? Did Emanuel like it?
At Joe's House.....
At Joe's House.....
I really ought to hit you.

 

by UrbanH
4-10-05
At work.......
Oh, hey Tiffany. What can I get you?
I'll take a cheeseburger, fries, Sprite and a job, please.
You know, I'm not the manager.....
You're not?
I REALLY need to get my own nametag.

 

by UrbanH
4-10-05
At some random place I really can't be assed to mention.........
Hey, Joe....how you doing?
Dude, there's no easy way to say this.....
Herpies herpies bo berpies, banana fanna ho perpies, Herpies OOH!
You've been hanging around with Smithy again, haven't you?

 

by UrbanH
4-10-05
Hey........what the hell are you doing, Smithy?
Righteous, man.....I have become a hippy, so that I will lead others on the path of Righteousness.
I'll get changed........

 

by UrbanH
4-10-05
What was that all about?
Well, I figured I'd get more friends if I was a hippy...
Do you listen to yourself?
I drift in and out......
You know, Emanuel laughs at you.
Who doesn't?

 

by UrbanH
4-11-05
Hi. Can I take your order?
Yek-smesh.
Excuse me?
I'm sorry...I was chewing gum.
Ok. What can I get you?
Noki-Noki.

 

by UrbanH
6-01-05
After a plane crash.....
It's a funny story, actually.
Shut up.

 

by UrbanH
6-01-05
So, I take it the sale went well?
Yeah, I raked in a bit.
Yeah, that's good. So what you gonna buy?
Oh, I dunno......
How about you buy me my dog back, you dumb crap?

 

by UrbanH
6-01-05
So I went to the 'Homophobes Anonymous' today.
Wow. How'd it go?
Well, you know.....okay, I suppose...I just....yeah...
When's the court case
Two weeks time.

 

by UrbanH
6-01-05
So I went to the 'Homophobes Anonymous' today.
Wow. How'd it go?
Well, you know.....okay, I suppose...I just....yeah...
When's the court case?
Two weeks time.

 

by UrbanH
7-30-05
Please Don't read the narration...
Can horses get circumsized?
What?
I got an email that said 'Uncut Horse Cock'.....
And I thought it was uncut anyway?
You need help. SERIOUS Help.

 

by UrbanH
7-30-05
What do you think of remakes?
Well, films like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory surpass themselves via children....
But films such as War Of The Worlds increase the popularity of once dead films.
What about the new Italian Job?
Don't get me started.

 

by UrbanH
8-07-05
Ever wondered why cigarettes are the only legal drug that will eventually kill you?
Hmm..nope.
I mean, almost half the world smokes, then wonder how and why they have cancer.
Mmm....
And yet, cigarettes are still legal! Why do we even bother?!
Because, my dear friend, the more people that smoke, the less we have to care about in the world.

 

by UrbanH
8-07-05
So...er, why are we here again?
I told you! We're here because you asked what the Theory Of Relativity meant!
I did? That doesn't sound like me....
What? You...
You're right, it doesn't.....

 

by UrbanH
8-07-05
Will, we need to talk.
Oh, hey, Gordon.
People are starting to think you're getting to obsessed with that computer of yours.
But why? I mean, it's nOT AFFECTING ME IN ANYWAY.
The hell was that?
Sorry, I had my brain stuck in Caps Lock.

 

by UrbanH
8-07-05
Will, we need to talk.
Oh, hey, Gordon.
People are starting to think you're getting to obsessed with that computer of yours.
But why? I mean, it's nOT AFFECTING ME IN ANY WAY.
The hell was that?
Sorry, I had my brain stuck in Caps Lock.

 

by UrbanH
8-08-05
I've decided to bring you along on a world tour, Will. To let you see the true beauty of the world computers can't show you.
Hmmm....that house looks like the place I bombed in that war game I borrowed.....
Firstly, this is the White House. So called for it's colour. It was built for the presidents to reside in, whilst they...
I wonder if chicken's can fly......
You're not listening to me, are you?
Can you peck seed out of my hand?

 

by UrbanH
8-08-05
Alright, we're headed to a Tropical Island, so you can feel the warmth and take some time off the computer.
Will there be chicks there?
Was that an insult or a question?

 

by UrbanH
8-08-05
Here we are...now, doesn't this make a nice change from staying indoors? The fresh air, the sun, the...
Yeah, hold on a sec.
Hey there.....looking for a good time?
How fast are you at swimming and how much weight can you hold on your back?
This is going to be a long week.....

 

by UrbanH
8-08-05
Hey...this world tour is a nightmare. All Will wants to do is talk to women and insult my physical being.
Well, I did warn you.
And..and...no you didn't.
I did. I warned you time and time again, not to spend more than an hour with Will.
Oh, Jesus Christ, we've been here for 3 days.
The cyanide's in the post.

 

by UrbanH
8-08-05
Totally unrelated to all of my other comics...so sue me.
Well, my old school friend died a few days ago and I decided to play Jolene at her funeral, because she was called Jolene.
That's no good.....
What? Why?
Have you heard the lyrics for that song? They're totally against the woman named Jolene. She's saying to Jolene not to take her man, even though she can.
You're kidding, right?
I listen to a lot of Dolly Parton.

 

by UrbanH
8-09-05
Hello, and welcome to the news where stuff happens.
We call it that because you obviously haven't got a very good life if you're watching this.
Anyway, a young boy and a large chicken were spotted today, on a desert island. The rescue team saved the boy and left the chicken but gave him some seed.
Chickens love seed, Tom.
Indeed they do. In a related story, scientists are trying to make chickens fly.

 

by UrbanH
8-09-05
The heat's starting to affect me....

 

by UrbanH
8-09-05
Um...need I ask what the hell's going on?

 

by UrbanH
8-09-05
Holy Broken Transporter, Santa! Where are we?
Ho-Ho-Hi have no idea.
Do you have to do that every time you speak?
It's in the contract.
I hate you.

 

by UrbanH
8-09-05
Did you get those paintings put up?
*Sigh*...Yes, sir.
Why the sigh, boy? You're getting paid, aren't you?
I wouldn't exactly call being anal invaded a payment.....

 

by UrbanH
8-09-05
Hmmmm....
1.....
Hmmmmm........
2.....
Did I leave the Bath running?
Thr....what?

 

by UrbanH
8-10-05
Is this real?
Can't......move......
It seems so real.....
Arms..frozen...pockets..
I want to wake up now....
Permanent.....boner......

 

by UrbanH
8-10-05
Hello, kids! Welcome to *Please enter Generic Children's Show Name Here*!
Today, we're in China! Woo!
In China, they make Playstations!
Actually, that's Japan.
Same thing!
Must keep smiling for the kids......

 

by UrbanH
8-10-05
Hmm....this murderer could be miles way now....
That's right......miles away...
He spelt Murder wrong....
I....wait, did I?
I hope this pen doesn't run out.....
Why am I wasting my time?

 

by UrbanH
8-10-05
I know it was you, Chicken!
What was?
You caused the crash with your awesome chickenness!
Chickenness isn't even a word.

 

by UrbanH
12-20-05
Well, officer, he came towards me with a knife.....I panicked, but managed to call you. He ran that way.
Heh....talking chicken.

 

by UrbanH
12-20-05
So then I says, 'King Kong ain't gonna shoot himself offa building!'
Hah-hah!
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

by UrbanH
12-20-05
So then I says, 'Batman ain't gonna ualuealuealeuale himself!'
Hah-hah.....
What the fuck are you talking about?

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