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by VorTeX
1-07-01
Ah ha! There you are my little morsel of one-eared goodness!
Him again...
Aren't you going to run?
If I just sit here maybe he'll go away...
FIne... If you're just going to sit there, I'm out of here!
Why me?

 

by VorTeX
1-07-01
Bongo goes to circus
Freak.

 

by VorTeX
1-07-01
Man that's gotta suck being nailed up by your palms... wicked painful.
You realize I'm dying for your sins and all... right?
Geez... what's your problem?
Dad... I think this is a bit much, don't you?

 

by VorTeX
1-07-01
Uh oh... here we go...
Hello, I'm a Fundamentalist Christian. This man right here is NOT a joke. He is not to be made fun of... it will not be tolerated!!!
Is he for real?
As a result... I'm on a mission to give negative ratings to any comics which use this image... despite any real comic value.
Sigh...
Jesus is LORD!!!!!!!!!

 

by VorTeX
1-07-01
Bongo contemplates existence
Enter the robot
Sadness.
All I wanted was a friend...

 

by VorTeX
1-07-01
So I'm looking for some picture sources on Yahoo! to make a desert background, right?
Don't mind him folks... He's a little, well... different
We're trying to get him committed actually
What'd you just say?
Nothing, nothing.

 

by VorTeX
1-07-01
So I'm looking for those pictures, and I see a link for this site, desertgirls.com.
It's best if you just ignore him and nod your heads really...
I'm going to make Tracy my love slave...
uh....
You haven't had lovin' until you've had foot lovin'!
I think I'm going to be sick...

 

by VorTeX
1-08-01
They aren't Kahkis... but they'll do
Nice Pants
Finally! Someone has realized what has, for so long, been apparent to me! The public will soon find the truth! The truth is clown pants!
And by "nice" I mean "incredibly dumb looking"
Excuse me while I go hang myself on the trapeze.
I'm sorry, your pants are making it so I can't hear a word you're saying.

 

by VorTeX
1-08-01
After his murderous rampage...
Oh woe! Oh woe! The blood I have spilt be red and sticky
He realizes the truth
My enemies vanquished, I have only myself to hate... why hath thou forsaken me?
And it comes in the form of blinding migraine!
And my headache... why dost thou not berid of me of my headache?

 

by VorTeX
1-08-01
I was trying to build a dog house.. but I ended up building a strange wooden device
Well, I don't know why that's such a bad thing... my papa always said, "If at first you don't succeed, try try again."
The wooden device ended up exploding and took Fido with it.
Quick... think of something to say so it'll look like I care!
Oh well... I'm gonna go now.
errr... I'm sorry his brain were splattered!

 

by VorTeX
1-08-01
Public Service Announcement
Hello kids, I'm here today to tell you what to do when the evil communist gays attack our beloved country. Grab your gun (which is your god-given right to have I might add) and start killing!
Jerry Falwell says you're a homosexual. Cuz you're pink and all.
Fuck!
Another crisis averted by the Christian Right!
You can run but you can't hide!

 

by VorTeX
1-08-01
As a small business owner, I find great satisfaction in knowing that I can bring my customers wonderful service with a smile. They know me and I know them...
As a porno shop owner, you're selling filth and we're willing to destroy your source of income if it helps get our message across!
Fuck!
We've got lobbyists all over Washington... we'll have bill outlawing you and your kind very soon now that we control all the areas of government! Mwuhahahahaha
Another crisis averted by the Christian Right!
You can run but you can't hide!

 

by VorTeX
1-08-01
Dear Sir, due to your constant self-abuse with a hammer, we're sending you this cease and desist letter. If you don't stop at once, we're going to send our army of Pat Robertson bots!
Fuck!
Another crisis averted by the Christian Right!
You can run but you can't hide!

 

by VorTeX
1-09-01
Full of Myself I sit This side of time, An ooze of power, and dream. Star-seeds I dream, man-seeds, Each seed a mouth, Emptiness echoing Me. Forms deform and reform. Ages decay...
In our new world order, anti-establishment types like Andrew Susac reading his poem "Lord Vishnu" will be turned into the ultra-despised beggar caste.
Fuck!
Another crisis averted by the Christian Right!
You can run but you can't hide!

 

by VorTeX
1-09-01
Maura and the donkey are getting to know eachother...
So a nun, a rabbi, an old lady, a blonde woman, and the chicken who crossed the road walk into a bar...
*giggle*
When suddenly it occurs to Maura...
And the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of JOKE?" BAHAHAHAA. I kill myself.
Something just not right.
She's hot for me
What the hell is a pink donkey doing in the desert???

 

by VorTeX
1-09-01
As an intelligent sentient being, I believe in the rights of other sentient beings. If we're going to live in this universe together, everyone should be afforded equal rights.
As something blue with feet for ears, you're food. Several hunters are already lurking in the woods as we speak!
Fuck!
Another crisis averted by the Christian Right!
You can run but you can't hide!

 

by VorTeX
1-09-01
I wish I had someone to talk to besides the voices in my head these days...
Good enough.

 

by VorTeX
1-09-01
The cartoon representation on VorTeX's girlfriend Lorie!
At first I thought his little comic-making was cute and artsy.... now I fear it's ripping us apart.
Don't be silly.. I'm not spending THAT much time with this thing...
You won't even come away from it for sex! SEX DAMNIT!
Don't be silly... Comic Creator is.. err.. only for a limited time! We can have sex anytime!
That's what YOU think!
*eep*

 

by VorTeX
1-09-01
Go ahead, read it...
Your comics are offensive to the public at large. Now that we've instituted censorship, you've been fined $15,000
Fuck!
Pay up or Die! - Sincerely, The Federal Government
Another crisis averted by the Christian Right!
One moment, you think you have control of the comic, then it takes on a life of it's own!
You can run but you can't hide!

 

by VorTeX
1-11-01
You're just to come back to life again, AREN'T YOU??
You're damn right I am!

 

by VorTeX
1-16-01
Further Misadventures With VorTeX's Girlfriend Lorie
Oo! She went down to make hot cocoa.. now's my chance! Gotta be quick and make a comic before she suspects anything!
Ok.. let's see. I haven't played around with the Goats characters... hmm... gotta think of some way to incorporate the fact that a goat will eat anything...
Hey.. I'm back with the cocoa... WHAT are you doing on Comic Creator?!?!?! I have to type my English report you bastard!
I was trying to look up some source code for my c++ homework.. err.. I typed in the URL by mistake... err.. the monkeys made me do it!!

 

by VorTeX
1-17-01
Why d'ya 'spose that thar one-eared rabbit just sits thar all day? I 'spect it's cuz he's gots some kind of brain problems.
Why won't he just go away?
I reckon he's just a dumb little bunny who don't gots no idea hows to be a person and such.
I'm ashamed of my one ear. No one will accept me all because I have a genetic defect... why does it give me less worth? Who are YOU to say two ears are better??
Alright! The bunny's frisky! It's target practice time!

 

by VorTeX
2-01-01
Why do you taunt me so???
Resurrection's a bitch, baby!

 

by VorTeX
3-02-01
So let me get his straight... you watched A Clockwork Orange and then you... you...
Yeah... why can't you say "passed out from the wretching pain of seeing an attractive woman?
I think I'm going to be sick!
Are you okay mister?
To be honest, I think it's your pedophilic tendencies that are bothering me about this.
What? She looked young for her age, that's all!

 

by VorTeX
3-04-01
Cheers is filmed in front of a live studio audience
Hey now, calm down there Mr. Peterson.
Damn you Woody, All I want is another beer!
*studio laughter*
Hey baby, I must be blind. 'Cuz your ass is out of sight.
If you don't shut the hell up, I'm gonna make that permanent!
*studio laughter with light applause*
I think you've had enough there Mr. Peterson.
I'm not as think as you drunk I am!

 

by VorTeX
1-15-03
Dear strip creator: I'm responsible for several of the backgrounds on this site...
As such, I would just like to ask "Why the fuck did I completely forget about this site until just today, when Penny Arcade linked it?
Seriously, WTF?
Sincerely, Joe

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