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by Wren
9-08-02
yo biznatch, worship me!
fuck no
OMG YESH J00Z WILL, FEEL MY WR4TH OF DOOM +5!!!!111
oh shit..
wtf ure still alive, omg u so cheat, h4x!!!11
AHAHAHA I USE WALLH4X, IM SO FUXING EREET

 

by Wren
9-08-02
First... There Was God.
Yo!
Then There Was Jesus...
Hey, homeslice!
Hey homie G, what is up?
Then There Was Pie.
Who the fuck ate my pie?!
eeerrr.... gotta go.... getting my crucifex polished.

 

by Wren
9-08-02
Its your birthday!!!11
YAY!!!! YOU REMEMBERED! What did you get me?
A Sexy Penguin Bitch! Her Name Is Linuxious. Enjoy!
Oh hell.. err.. heaven yah! Thanks santa, your the best.
Lets create a new sin! *unf unf unf unf unf unf unf*
Lets make a new baby jesus! *unf unf unf unf*

 

by Wren
9-08-02
Oooh... shit... my head... been smoking to much of that wacky tobacky...
Uh-oh... starting to hallucinate... great.
RAR! You know you have been a llama in CS, but I am here to cleanse you of your sins. No more will you talk "1337 h4x0r", TK or unbalance teams. You will be the Jesus of CS as well!
Haha! Eat awp ogc wall h4x bitch.

 

by Wren
9-08-02
This it Satan! The final fight, for supreme holyness!
RAR! NO! I SHALL DEFEAT YOU, AND IMPRISON ALL OF HUMANKIND FOR ETERNITY!!!
...........................hrmmm....
..............................hmmm..
Well fuck, I can't move. God damn being a comic character clip-on.. and being on this crucifix doesn't help either.
Soooo..... where did you go for high school, anyways?

 

by Wren
9-09-02
Lately I've been getting alot of flak for my so called "evil images of christ". So I've decided to start a new series, starring Chris the Goat. He represents true, wholesome Christian entertainment.
Hey Wren, and hello children! Let us all start this strip by getting on our knees and given thanks to god for not smiting you for being horrible, nasty little sinners.
How let us give thanks to Jesus, since he gave his life so he could save you. Even though your all disgusting, hateful little blighters. But remember, in the end you'll probaly go to hell anyways.
Uhhh... on second thought lets stick with Jesus, everybody loves Jesus.
Yo! Home dog, thanks alot man. How about we go out for a beer to celebrate?
Sure thing Jesus, maybe a wild man orgy afterwards? Well anyways children, until next time, stay Jesus-fresh!

 

by Wren
9-28-02
How it Works:
Hi! I'm an op at #ns
Yarrrr! I be a #ns regular, arrrr!
Yarrr! you be such a gheyz0rz! harharharaarrrrr!
OMGF!!! SEZ BAD WORDS! !kb Piratez0rz
They say there be no justice on the seas, but I beg to differ!
Yaarr... this strip wasn't even funny...

 

by Wren
9-30-02
Hi, I'm Greedo. I represent poor opressed girls in underveloped countries that have to go through so much, and for so little.
............
Sucky, sucky, five dolla?

 

by Wren
9-30-02
Hi, I'm Zero7. You may remember me from such films as "Little Virgin Boys" and "If I only had a dollar". I'm here to inter- - -what is it officer?
I'm here to arrest Wren, on charges of bad jokes and poor taste.
Uhhh... I didn't do it! It wasn't my idea, I was abused as a child, I was an orphen, Bush molested me and uhh.... PANCE!
Alright, I have had quite enough. Your coming with me, perhaps some rough prison seks and 6 years of refining your art in isolation will fix you.
I don't want to go! I want to stay home, I'll miss my- - - wait.. did you say rough prison seks? Well, theres no beating the justice system, Im guilty, lets go.

 

by Wren
10-01-02
[15:27] * -Silly_Newb has joined #naturalselection
[15:27] Hello Newb... say what are you doing?
[15:28] Cant......wait......any.......longer........ WHENS NS GOING TO BE OUT!?!#
[15:28] When its out and..err... put that knife down
[15:29] GOD DAMN! I CANT LIVE WITHOUT IT, GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD!!!11
[16:00] * [FoR]Storm has joined #naturalselection
[16:00] AAAAHHHH!!! Not an other! Thank god I'm a PT.
[16:01] Yah.. hey.. real tradegy. So you wanna go out for a bite to eat?

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