All comics by XuxiRawe22

 

Stand-Ups Who Should Sit Down I -- Amateur Night by XuxiRawe22 5-03-07
Mr. "I'm Cool Because I Make Fun of My Own Race" So, my mother is half Irish and my dad is three-quarters Jamaican. That means I like to get drunk and high at the same time!	Miss "It's Hard Being A Woman Because I've Never Been Laid" Every time I tell a guy about my menstrual cramps and committment, he pukes all over my new cashmere sweater	Sir One Joke Told Seven Ways Words, words, words, I'm a drunk who doesn't wear pants...Words, words, words, I'm a drunk who doesn't wear pants...

 

Stand-Ups Who Should Sit Down II -- Is This Thing On? by XuxiRawe22 5-03-07
The Self-Loathing Loser Who Is Only Funny Because His Life Sucks More Than Yours I'm behind on my rent and my girlfriend left me for my brother. Please laugh at me. Tell me you love me.	The Office "Jokester" So I said, "Stapler? I hardly even know her!"	The People Who Make Obvious Jokes About Their Day Jobs Being a vampire sucks! Get it? Because I suck blood and my job is so boring...

 

Stand-Ups Who Should Sit Down III--Open Mic Fright by XuxiRawe22 5-03-07
Mr. Drug Humor So, like, me and my friends were smoking pot and we were SO wasted, we just...passed out and did nothing!	The Jerry Seinfeld/Richard Pryor/Lenny Bruce/George Carlin Wannabe And what's the deal with these Mexicans? I say we throw dem and dem darkie Afro-Americans over the border!	Miss "I Love My Mom, But Not Enough To Keep Her From Being Skewered In My Stand-Up Act" Okay, so, I love my mom, but she's really getting on my nerves. Everyday, it's like, "Get a job!" and I say, "No, I'm too pretty!"

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