All comics by Zeester

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by Zeester
3-23-03
Bend over, bitch

 

by Zeester
3-23-03
I'm going to go hammer my nuts to a pole
w00t. I win, bitch ho.

 

by Zeester
3-23-03
w00t! w00t! w00t!
w00t! w00t! w00t!
No! no! no!
Let me out.

 

by Zeester
3-23-03
*Burp*...ah...wha? Where am I?
Oh.....oh god, tell me we didn't do it!
You owe me $50, honey

 

by Zeester
3-23-03
*yawn* Ah...were am I
OH CRAP! Don't tell me WE did it too!
You were great

 

by Zeester
3-23-03

 

by Zeester
3-23-03

 

by Zeester
3-23-03
I have to draw him!

 

by Zeester
3-23-03
Gabe looks for a roomate!
So....I got the new Gameboy today.
What the hell is Gameboy?
This isnt going to work out
I like to yank nipples? Do you have nipples?

 

by Zeester
3-24-03
INSERT RANDOM JOKE HERE

 

by Zeester
3-24-03
So then I says, "I'm so pissed, I could kick a cripple!" eh, eh, funny huh?
Thats not funny...thats just....horrible.
.........Yeah well RANDY thought it was funny!
Randy's been dead for three years!

 

by Zeester
3-24-03
Uh....question!
What is it hanna.
...is it tuesday?
no Hanna, its MONDAY
.......no!
Yeah!!!!!!

 

by Zeester
3-24-03
nahhhhh!
OMFG YES!!
No way
UH-HUH!
Whatever, I'm going back to hide in my box.
...you do that

 

by Zeester
3-24-03
The.."Mad-supafly-gehtto crew"
Word up bitches, I be risin up to da top!
Dag, yo!!
The.."Mad-supafly-gehtto crew"
We be the toughest bitches in da land yo,
Dag, yo!!
The.."Mad-supafly-gehtto crew"
Oh! Ooh! ICE CREAM MAN ICE CREAM MAN!!!
Dag, yo!!

 

by Zeester
3-24-03
JUST PLAIN WRONG

 

by Zeester
3-24-03
ummmmm...hi
Hello Page
ummmm...whats up?
I dunnno, the sky or something....why do you say "uummm" before everything?
ummmm...I'm outta here
not now, I'm busy

 

by Zeester
3-24-03
stop stareing at my crotch
no.

 

by Zeester
3-25-03
*Yawn*...ah oh..oh....SHIT, don't even tell me what we did last night!

 

by Zeester
3-26-03
Let go of my balls
.......No

 

by Zeester
3-26-03
Dear sir, our FBI tracers have tracked you to this location becuase you have bought 7 sticks of plutonium on the night of Jan.5, 1983.
The serial code on your computer is 78.889.545, You live on Sadddle street, your favorite movie is Jaws, You have 12,344,567 hairs on your head.
..........and your girlfriend fakes her orgasms.

 

by Zeester
3-27-03
I think he is strange

 

by Zeester
3-27-03
Don't look I will be changing out of my work clothes soon.
Keep them closed
Lets go to that place with that guy and that other person
Okay.

 

by Zeester
3-27-03
You look like a donkey
I'm made of mostly gelatin
.....oh yeah I forgot again.

 

by Zeester
3-27-03
This says you have died 2 years ago.
I don't like to remember my past.

 

by Zeester
3-27-03
I am an insomnaic
Cool.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Its 7:30

 

by Zeester
3-28-03
Hi Jon Ryan

 

by Zeester
3-28-03

 

by Zeester
3-28-03
Oh hey.

 

by Zeester
3-28-03
I said HI!
....what ever, I'm outta here

 

by Zeester
3-28-03
Hi.

 

by Zeester
3-29-03
Okay, lets go home

 

by Zeester
3-29-03
Yo, daddy-o hoo-hah ska rules
Sickly Sam, I wish you'd leave us alone now.

 

by Zeester
3-30-03
Welcome, these are Zeester's comics.
Were like "Undergrads" except funny.

 

by Zeester
4-01-03
AHH! OH MY GOD! I GOT A NAIL THROUGH MY FOOT!
Well then, lets go to the hospital!
Yeah, I need to do something first, hold on.
?
I have to post this...
I'm leaving you here to die.

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