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by anthdoe1126
1-21-08
Well, how-diddly are y- well what's wrongily wrong Chen?
Well, I got a demotion. I don't know why!
Well, that's just diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly pickly! You know what, I hate to leave you sittin' here alone, but I have to go back to being an idiot, ok?
About 5 Minutes Later...
Um...
Well, I'm back Chen: and I'm the demotinator.

 

by anthdoe1126
1-21-08
HAHA! Nice try Peter. Now get.
I'm not Peter. I'm the diddliest person around, Chen.
Uh oh. Please, you don't have to do this.
Yes I do Chen. Yes I diddly-do.
At Mountain Valley General Hospital...
...and then he tried to cut off my head.
Well, "Chen", I have your anesthesia right here. It is in no way any form of Purple Dream, Green Dream, or Cyanide.

 

by anthdoe1126
1-22-08
Halloween Night, blah blah blah...
Ready to go Trick-or-Treating?
Yeah, sure.
Ok. Oh! And do you have your neccesary pranks kit?
Well, um, DUH! But who should we prank? Ooh! I know who---
Later...
I don't think it was such a good idea to prank Mrs. Burns.
Well, I know that for sure.

 

by anthdoe1126
1-22-08
Well, Demotinator, I see you have come prepared.
Yes, Ninja Masteroonie, Yes I diddly-did.
Get ready for me to take you the to the Planet of Uranus with my killer moves.
OK, so he wasn't kidding about the Uranus part.

 

by anthdoe1126
1-22-08
After the "Anesthesia"...
He's lucky that Purple Dream didn't kill him.
Look, I don't care what killed him or not. I just want to know if my employee is okay.
OH! Your employee Chen, right?
Yes.
Well I thought we were talking about George W. Bush.
What a dimwit.

 

by anthdoe1126
1-22-08
What the? Local boy commits cybercrime by putting his pictures in comic strips online! Oh crap.
Public Service Announcement
...And that's why you should just say NO to underage drinking. Vanessa?
Thank you Tom, for that inspiring-what's that word on the teleprompter? Comment? Comet? Combover?

 

by anthdoe1126
1-22-08
Where the heck am I?

 

by anthdoe1126
1-22-08
Cheese-Flavored Chocolate Cookies! Only $1.00!
Yummm, I gotta get me some of those.
*DISCLAIMER: You must sleep with THIS woman if you want the $1.00 cookies.*
Oh, HELL NO.
(The Television Screen)
Hey there folks.

 

by anthdoe1126
1-22-08
Where the hell am I?

 

by anthdoe1126
1-22-08
What's this? "Click here for your FREE house!"? Hmm...
What the heck? I've entered all my information, rejected all program requirements, and it agreed to send me my laptop. But now it says...
CANNOT PROCCESS DELIVERY. CREDIT CARD LOST. HAHA n00b!
Meanwhile, at the Scammerz HQ...
Now that we have her credit card, let's buy some counterfeit everything-wait-no, let's buy stuff that's real. Yeah. That kind of stuff.
You know what, you're a bunch of slime.

 

Ugggh, he stinks soooooo bad when he does this.
by anthdoe1126, 1-22-08

 

What are you supposed to be?
Dumb Witch.
by anthdoe1126, 1-22-08

 

Lets see, Lets see, Here We Go! Meeting Schedules: Okay, Monday, May 12, 2008, okay, okay, well, um, looks like right now it's only January 22.
by anthdoe1126, 1-22-08

 

by anthdoe1126
1-22-08
In 2004...
Hey ya'll.
Who the hell elected you president?
Before time...
Roarrrraorr!
Who the hell made you the strongest?
Before before time...
Why the hell am I sending YOU to Earth to die for everyone?

 

Halloween Night
Happy Halloween Tobor!
RAAAAARRR TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!
by anthdoe1126, 1-23-08

 

by anthdoe1126
1-23-08
And here we have like, some of Sir Agthone Koulux's most famous paintings, like, yeah.
Even though, like, Sir Koulux was like, a good man, he was killed mysteriously in the night by Misstress Vounier.
When do we get to see you naked?
Hey-a, I think-a Mario has to-a go-a now-a.

 

At an Undisclosed Point in Antarctica...
I've wanted to do this since 2001.
by anthdoe1126, 1-23-08

 

by anthdoe1126
1-23-08
Welcome to McDonald's. Like, how may I help you?
Um, yeah. I'll have the Super Jumbo Fries and the Big Mac... and a Vanilla McBlaster, hold the cup, and you know what, I'll try the McGriddler McSamplerMc. And that um , will be all.
Um, okay, your order comes out to---$19.28. If you pay just an extra 99 cents, we can upgrade your Big Mac to a McBig McMac.
Yeah, um no thanks. Just cancel my order, I'm going to SirBurger Land's now.
WAIT!!! Customer person, please come back! We can give you the supersize on everything for free! That includes the McBlaster! And you get the full McGriddler! Sir! Sir? Please-ahhh nevermind.

 

by anthdoe1126
1-23-08
Sir, I represent the FBI. Please tell me what you saw last night.
I, er, I a-knows it was aliens, but not what kind.
Oh really now? How do you know?
Well, If a big green giant blob isn't an alien, then I don't know what is! They told me secrets...
There's this FBI agent, and guess what? I know what kind of underwear he wears-pink and purple polka-dot briefs.
What in them there heck?

 

Monopoly in Real Life
Where did I put that, "Get out of jail Free card?"
by anthdoe1126, 1-23-08

 

Did I just run over that squirrel? What if I did? Uh oh. I'll get smited!
Teehee!
by anthdoe1126, 1-23-08

 

(Stay tuned for season 2)
HA! They'll never find me and my case here in the Transylvania woods. MY CASE! MINE! MINE MINE MINE! Hehehehehehe...
by anthdoe1126, 1-23-08

 

by anthdoe1126
1-23-08
Time for death itself. One, two, three...

 

by anthdoe1126
1-26-08
And then they said you tried to sink the ship, but instead, said, "I'm fucking crazy man, yeah, I'm fucking crazy!"
What the hell were you thinking?
It wasn't me!

 

Crap! She's still living-and zombies are comicng in through my window! What the hell could go wrong now?
by anthdoe1126, 1-26-08

 

What's with these times? I discipline my own child with a golf club and he's taken away in a fucking ambulance? Well, my parents got away with it, and there's no reason I shouldn't!
by anthdoe1126, 1-26-08

 

by anthdoe1126
1-27-08
Earlier...
Ihr Chef ist ein seir grosser Idiot! Er ist ein gieriges fettes Schwein!
My boss is an idiot and a fat pig?
Ich kann nicht, das Bumsen ich erhalten werden, ihn in Ihren Gehaltsscheck ein Cent anheben zu sprechen!
"I dont know how the fuck I'm going to get to talk him into raising your paycheck One cent!" Now I really hate Germans.
Fascinating.
And that's why you should never hire German people to handle your negotiation of raise in you paycheck.

 
by anthdoe1126, 1-27-08

 

SQUAWK! SQUAWK! SQUAWKETY SQUAWK SQWEEK! SQWAAAAAUUUUUK!
I'll be damned if I am not serious, I am gonna kill that freakin' bird.
by anthdoe1126, 1-30-08

 

by anthdoe1126
2-05-08
The Giants won the Superbowl!
Don't you think that's a bit of old news?
Screw you.
No, I mean it happened on Sunday.
TOh. Yeah, I guess.
GO PATS!

 

by anthdoe1126
2-05-08
ABC; 8:00 EST; Tuesday, February 5, 2008
Hello, and welcome to the Super Tuesday Ceremonies on ABC.
Be sure to watch some of our shows, such as Ugly Betty or LOST.
And, it looks like we have to take a break, when we get back, more advertising for our shows.

 

What the hell was that red blanket made out of?
by anthdoe1126, 2-05-08

 

A Family Relation, Anyone?
by anthdoe1126, 2-05-08

 

Hey PAL, don't be drawing anymore, you hear me? PAL.
by anthdoe1126, 2-05-08

 

HE NALES THU FUCKIN ZOMBEES! LOLZ
by anthdoe1126, 2-08-08

 

Uh... Chryogenically frozen?
by anthdoe1126, 2-08-08

 

Stay tuned for season 3...
...and because I cut it off, you won't me cornholing anyone anymore, Tobor.
RARRR! TOBOR MAD! TOBOR JUST TRYING TO HELP KAUFFMAN GO TO BATHROOM! LET TOBOR GO!
by anthdoe1126, 2-08-08

 

I wonder how it looks on the MOON.
by anthdoe1126, 2-12-08

 

Somehow trapped in the time-space continuim, Klaus and Derek are trapped together, and tensions rise.
by anthdoe1126, 2-12-08

 

Sigh... I guess I'll go home and enjoy life. The apocalypse isn't happening, and it won't for a while. I'll just slowly turn around and walk home, very, very, ever so slowly...
Turn the hell around already!
by anthdoe1126, 2-15-08

 

by anthdoe1126
2-15-08
We suck.
I know!
I'm gonna go stab my self in the jugular until I lose counsciousness. Then I will try to roll off a building while I'm uncounscious.
I will beat myself with a paddle until I bleed, and then I will jump backwards, in a ball, off the Grand Canyon.
You know what, I'm just gonna go prostitute.
Yeah, me too.

 

by anthdoe1126
2-15-08
YOU, my good man, are a load of shit.
AND YOU, my dear sir, always piss me off.
My incompetent fool, you cannot tell a urinal from a overflowing toilet.
You my idiot, ARE an overflowing toilet.
You see Gov, you have a dirty mouth. People sit on you, crap in your throat, and pee in your mouth, giving you tonscillitis.
Oh come on, you have to have a better insult than that! Um, let's see, Yo Mama be so fat her car's made of spandex! Ya'll got served!

 

by anthdoe1126
2-15-08
What are you in for?
Ooh ooh eeh a looh ooh?
Ooh ooh Ka a lookveinweiner boobooshka ooheehoohaah?
Ack'l gooeeoo! Wahh Oohoohaahahh!
OK, um, Oscar Meyer has a weiner..doo- Oh, I can't do it!
Like this, you idiot. Bananas, and a weiner on Oscar Meyer weiner, wait no, DAMN!

 

by anthdoe1126
2-16-08
Halloween, 11:00 PM
I'm Home! Helloooo? Anybody there?
Come out, come out, wherever you are.
AHHHHHH! Oh my fucking God! Oh God help me! It's a spider! Oh, hell no! Get that damn spider away from me!

 

by anthdoe1126
2-18-08
Let's see what's on the shopping list...
Milk, Eggs, OJ, Fruit Snacks, Soda, Beer, Birdseed, Beehives, Orca whale, Giraffe skin...
...Complete collection DVD of Seinfeld, Season 2 DVD of Family Guy, Shamu, Shampoo, a desk, a house, gilded coathangers, gilded underwear...

 

It's Summer now, Frosty. It's time for your Birthday to stop happenning every freakin' day of the freakin' year. You snowy screwup.
by anthdoe1126, 2-21-08

 

by anthdoe1126
2-22-08
It says, Police Line, Do not Cross. I should cross it! YAAAY!
Wait, why does that red writing say Redrum? I think Mommy drinks that. Hmm. Mommy probably would'nt give me any sooo...
Redrum! Redrum! Redrum, Mommy! Redrum!

 

by anthdoe1126
2-22-08
Hey, jerk, I checked with my Momma. She's not fat, and her car isn't made of spandex.
I'm sorry, I know, that was really unnescessary.
That's alright . It wasn't offensive nor funny, my dear sir.
Fuckface.
What did you just say?
Oh shit.

 

by anthdoe1126
2-22-08
So how's the coffee, today, Boss?
Fine Chen.
Okay, so, did you see the stocks today?
Yeah. The stocks look positive.
Really?
No. We can't afford to buy stock because I just spent all the company's money on this South American coffee in my cup. Actually, it tastes like grapes.

 

by anthdoe1126
2-22-08
Is that squirrel eyeing me?
Maybe I should just leave, or something. The last thing I want is to get raped by a squirrel.
Is that human gonna rape me? Oohsies, I hope not. I should run away and lick my nuts.
Wait. I just heard what that squirrel thought. Lick his nuts? What a sic-oh right. They collect nuts for the winter. D'oh!

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