My name is Antonio Dibiase. Those who know me well call me by the name D-Tron. I play for a band called the Thyroids - The best band in the world for that matter.
...and that was when I found out that my father's ex girlfriend was actually my mother yet at the time of my birth she was cheating with the mailman, who was my gradfather. What should I do Doc?
I figured that since you are my Psychiatrist and all, you would be able to help me with some answers.
Hey man, I am just the transvestite hooker you picked up.
I know you just lost your job but cheer up! Just remember the good times, like when we entered that drinking contest at the local pub and we won! We partied for five days with the prize money!
..and remember the time we went down to Vegas and you met your future wife! She was gorgeous! It was great how she gave me head after the wedding reception.
Here are some sexy pics I took to keep you company in prison. Since I cant be there to delight you I thought they might help ease your lonliness. Tell me if you prefferred the red leather or the black