bill_gates's comics : stripcreator

What a difference a day with rabies makes

by bill_gates
11-24-05


	Bored.


	So bored.


	Rabies?


	Please.

Cowboys don't make good penpals

by bill_gates
11-24-05


	Father, I'm suicidal. What can I do to stop myself killing myself?


	My son, you need only think about what you love in life.


	hmm...


	A job well done...


	Hello, "Men with cats" sex phone line! Only $8 a minute for top-quality cat and man sex noises!

James Blunt speaks out

by bill_gates
11-24-05


	You're beautiful... you're beautiful... you're beautiful it's true..


	I saw your face... in a crowded place... and I don't know what to do...


	because my crippling paranoid schizophrenia makes me think you'll kill me when I'm asleep.

My lovely kitty-witty cat-cat

by bill_gates
11-24-05


	I once had a cat,


	It slept inside a hat,


	All day would it purr,


	meow


	Until it died of polio.

Spelt rite

by bill_gates
11-28-05


	Hello and welcome to Kyoto comic convention!


	Don't you mean Toyko?


	Yes. Please excuse my dyslexia.


	Bastrad.

Don't mess with the dental plan.

by bill_gates
11-28-05


	So what you're saying is, your employer had a verbal contract with you, promising a dental plan for your family after your third term of service?


	And since he has not delivered on his promise of a dental plan, you wish to sue him for the aforementioned dental plan, and any damages forewith?


	Yes.


	Shit.

Worst comic ever

by bill_gates
11-28-05


	She hmrmrm my money! When I'm in need! Oh she's a gold digger, way over town.


	Wait right there.


	Why would she hmrmrm your money if you're a donkey?


	Beats me.


	I'm in a coma again, aren't I?

Unnecessary cruelty

by bill_gates
11-28-05


	Leave.

Anger management

by bill_gates
12-01-05


	Budweiser.


	Coors.


	Budweiser!


	Godamnit I hate court.

haha bill cosby

by bill_gates
12-01-05


	HEY I'M BILL COSBY AND I WANNA LET YOU KIDS KNOW THAT IF YOU WANNA BE SUCCESSFUL AND HAVE A BEAUTIFUL WIFE YOU GOTTA STAY OFF DRUGS OK THEN KIDS AHHRHRH?


	iunno


	WHAT YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW AHRHRHR?


	iunno


	AHRHRHRH

True Garfield #1

by bill_gates
12-01-05


	GARFIELD HAPPY CHRISTMAS I GOT YOU A PRESENT


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	BUT YOU DIDN'T GET ME A PRESENT DID YOU GARFIELD


	I'm a fuckin cat


	I HAVE CRIPPLING DEPRESSION


	need food

True Garfield #2

by bill_gates
12-01-05


	GARFIELD TODAY IS THE 4TH OF JULY THAT'S WHY THIS FLAG IS HERE


	I'm a cat. I don't care.


	YOU'RE NOT BEING VERY PATRIOTIC GARFIELD


	I saw you humping a melon this morning.

True Garfield #3

by bill_gates
12-01-05


	GARFIELD I WANTED TO SHOW YOU MY NEW SOCKS! I HAVE 7 PAIRS, ONE FOR EACH DAY OF THE WEEK! AND ON EACH SOCK, IT SAYS A DAY!


	I don't care.


	SO YOU KNOW WHICH DAY TO WEAR THAT SOCK ON! AND GUESS WHAT GARFIELD?


	Drum roll.


	I'M WEARING TUESDAY'S PAIR AND TODAY IS WEDNESDAY GARFIELD! I'M A REBEL, I'M SURE TO GET SOME FEMALE COMPANY NOW GARFIELD!


	I'm a cat. I can't understand what you're saying.

True Garfield #4

by bill_gates
12-01-05


	GARFIELD WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO TODAY?


	Sleep, eat, scratch things. I'm a cat.


	LET'S GO TO DISNEYLAND!


	I'm a cat.


	GARFIELD DID YOU CRAP IN MY SHOE?


	Get friends.

True Garfield #5

by bill_gates
12-01-05


	GARFIELD DOES THIS TOP LOOK GOOD ON ME?


	I'm a cat. Why did you take me to the shops?


	I'M SURE TO GET A LADYFRIEND IF I WEAR THIS TO A DISCO


	You know why I can't give fashion advice? Because I'm a cat.


	GARFIELD YOU'RE NOT VERY RESPONSIVE TODAY


	I'm a cat.

Adventures of Bob. Bob Dole.

by bill_gates
12-01-05

In the park


	BOB DOLE


	Eat me.

At the hospital


	BOB DOLE


	You have cancer.

At the "reuniting identical twins who were seperated at birth" centre


	BOB DOLE


	ROB BOLE

Moi es grande

by bill_gates
12-01-05

MEXICAN HORROR FILM SCENE #2


	No es mor puano?


	MOI ES GRANDE!


	Snort

Peter Frampton #1

by bill_gates
12-01-05

Peter Frampton in Concert


	DO YOU FEEL LIKE I DO


	Manic Depression

Peter Frampton #2

by bill_gates
12-01-05

Peter Frampton in Concert


	'cos ooh baby i love your way...


	I wanna be with you night and day...


	That.. that's it. That's all I have. Goodbye.

Peter Frampton #3

by bill_gates
12-01-05

Peter Frampton in Concert


	do you feel like I do


	dyou flhrmrm do


	dyou hrmhmrm hrmhmrhrm....... That's it. That's all I can do.

He doesn't really but I bet you'll still wonder

by bill_gates
12-01-05


	Dude, I love that show "Lost".


	Sayid dies.


	pwn3d

Harry Potter discussions

by bill_gates
12-01-05


	Dude, I'm halfway through the newest Harry Potter book. I still don't know the ending but I've heard someone dies.


	Harry dies.


	pwn3d

Dude dinosaurs

by bill_gates
12-02-05


	Want some coffee dude?


	Yea dude.


	Dude.


	Dude.


	Maybe this is why we're going extinct, dude.


	Yea dude.

Chick Flick plot #1

by bill_gates
12-04-05

CHICK FLICK


	I LIKE YOU BUT I'LL PRETEND I DON'T


	I LIKE YOU


	I'LL GET MAD AT YOU FOR SOMETHING THAT IS COMPLETELY REASONABLE ON YOUR PART, I.E. I AM A FUCKING UNREASONABLE BITCH


	I'M SO SORRY PLEASE FORGIVE ME, HERE I GO TO TRY ANYTHING TO MAKE YOU FORGIVE ME


	OK I FORGIVE YOU


	THANK GOD HAPPY ENDING

Soldiers

by bill_gates
12-07-05


	Alright skip let's hop over the top and catch old Jerry with his pants down!


	Why are you always talking about that?


	I guess I just like to imagine, that's all.


	Imagine Jerry's crotch.

HITLER JOKE

by bill_gates
12-07-05

HITLER: THE TIMID YEARS


	Um, yeah, like... the jews...


	They're like, um, really bad.


	*cough*

FRENCH JOKLE

by bill_gates
12-09-05


	Okay, this is prison, and you're french. So you're the bitch, right?


	No, YOU'RE the bitch.


	No, you are.


	DAMNIT I SURRENDER, WHY? BECAUSE I'M FRENCH!

BECAUSE HE'S FRENCH WTFBJKGMIT'S LIKE AN FRANKENSTEINIEN IMPOSSIBILIOTY UIF HE DOESNT SURRENDER I MEAN WTF NO FERENCHMAN HAS EVER NOT SURRERNDERED HISN ANBUS


	That explains it.


	Oui.

RANDOM COMIC LAYOUT NUMHABJ 1

by bill_gates
12-09-05


	LOOK OVER THERE A RCL


	A RCL WTF IS THAT


	RANDOM COMIC LAYOUT SUPER ATTACK


	WTF WILL IT HURT


	ONLY IF IT'S BIG


	um... what the fuck is this?

SHIT JOKE

by bill_gates
12-09-05


	CHARLIE IN THE OPEN


	CHARLIE IN THE CLOSED


	Hey, you can't say that. You're supposed to die.


	IT'S OPPOSITE DAY BOYS, SHOOT THIS GUY HERE, HE'S PRETENDING TO BE A GOOD OLD YANK!


	This comic was brought to you buy No-Punchline-Shit-Joke Corporation.

Phil's Crazy Day - Episode #1

by bill_gates
12-12-05

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Phil's Crazy Day - Episode #2

by bill_gates
12-12-05

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Phil's Crazy Day - Episode #3

by bill_gates
12-12-05

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Phil's Crazy Day - Episode #4

by bill_gates
12-12-05

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	QDBLLRR!!!!1


	WHAT THE FUCK? CRAZY IDI0OTS TALKING COMPLETE JIBBERISH LIKE THE ANIMATOR (WTF?) IS MIND-NUMBINGLY BORED AND HAS DECIDED TO MAKE COMICS WHICH MAKE NO SENSE!! WHEN WILL MY LIFE GAIN VALIDATION?????????

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