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by blorbizarro
4-27-14
Dear Fred, I have decided that I am too much of a burden and that I can't go on like this anymore. If you are reading this I'm probably dead..unless my suicide is unsuccessful.
Fred enters the bathroom and finds his roommate in dying in the trashcan..
His breathing is labored, the kind thing to would be to take him out of his misery, right? Well here goes....
Omg....you're alive..I was sure that I was......free..
WAIT!!! I WAS JUST JOKING!! I WOULD NEVER KILL MYSELF!

 

by blorbizarro
4-27-14
Hey sexy. I'm single and looking to mingle...i'm hot and ready like Little Caesar.
Well...what my wife doesn't know won't hurt her...
SLLLLLUUURRRRPPPP!!!!
Oh yea baby! That's what I love! My wife never does this anymore!!!
Damn, bitch you sucked the skin off my dick and some more shit...

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