Dammit! PETER! How many times did I tell you that masturbating is BAD?!?
Sorry father... This will be the last time I'm doing it, I swear!
3 days later...
DAMN! PETER!!! WTF ARE YOU DOING? It's 3AM and you're hiding in the woods to masturbate?! When will you ever listen to me?! At least you're not fingering yourself!
Aye.. I have something very important to tell you... listen:
This is a letter from the psychologist who you met last week...he found out that you are an homosexual. Don't worry bro, you're still my best friend. I won'T reject your because you are gay.
I'm the one who shitted on your face last night.
WHAT?!? REPEAT THAT!
! Fawk! Now he knows that I'm gay AND that I pooped on his face yesterday!