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by boohoo
1-04-03
I've made 2 holes in each of my jacket's pockets, so I can touch my ass.
meuh?
Wanna touch it too? 'cmon! I know you wanna!
meueeeelp!
Sweet uh?
Yea right on! MEh! Yah like that don't ya?

 

by boohoo
1-04-03
Wow, the walls are my room are some cool.
I like to eat ice cream.
Hmm...
Why the fuck is there a wooden banch with a damn freaking squirrel on it?

 

by boohoo
1-04-03
Dammit! PETER! How many times did I tell you that masturbating is BAD?!?
Sorry father... This will be the last time I'm doing it, I swear!
3 days later...
DAMN! PETER!!! WTF ARE YOU DOING? It's 3AM and you're hiding in the woods to masturbate?! When will you ever listen to me?! At least you're not fingering yourself!
Sorry! I can't control my sexual desire!
HOLY SHIT.
Ooh yea.. that's it that's it! uh uh YEA!

 

by boohoo
1-04-03
Fawk! I forgot to use my Right Guard Xtreme Sport (C) this morning! And now I'm so fucking stinky! Wtf could I do now?!
Meuh!
Maybe, if I... Then this, yea! If I remove THE part of my brain that makes me stink, I would probably stop stinking!! Let's give a try.
Meuh!
Fawk... I think I missed it...
(sigh)

 

by boohoo
1-04-03
Fuck.. I wonder who shitted on my face yesterday, while I was sleeping.
Me too...
Yesterday night...
ZZzzzZZzzz
Dammit?!? who the fuck pooped on my face?
Holy shit! I gotta take some pics of that! *Clic! Clic!*

 

by boohoo
1-04-03
Anyway... wussup? Anything new? That hiding freak is still hiding in trash cans to take pictures of you?
Ahhh... that ass hole... He won't ever stop, I'd like to kick his butt so hard... but he's always hiding in a trash can, so I never see him :(
Ewf.. anyway, I received a letter this morning, I wonder what it says...
Shit.. maybe it's that freak... maybe he has seen me shitting on my brother's face yesterday night... holy fuck, wtf am I going to do now?
Fuck... he'll kill me if I don't tell him the truth before he read the letter...

 

by boohoo
1-04-03
Holy shit!
Aye.. I have something very important to tell you... listen:
This is a letter from the psychologist who you met last week...he found out that you are an homosexual. Don't worry bro, you're still my best friend. I won'T reject your because you are gay.
I'm the one who shitted on your face last night.
WHAT?!? REPEAT THAT!
! Fawk! Now he knows that I'm gay AND that I pooped on his face yesterday!

 

by boohoo
1-04-03
IM GONNA KICK YOUR GAY ASS YOU FAT FUCK!
Sorry dude! Dude! I'm your friend, It was only a joke! A joke! Dude, you can shit on my face anytime you want! DUDE!
DUDE!
The end
Don't ever talk to me again you homo! Cos if you do, I'll shit in your new ass hole which is on your head, biatch!
Fawk.. how do we use the other side of the hammer? I wanna remove that fuckin nail off my head...

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