All comics by cardyfreak

 

Chewin' Chocolate by cardyfreak 8-19-04
This guys up to somethin... if you want me too, i will be the one that is always good and you'll love me too, but you'll never know what I feel inside, that I'm really bad, bad dog...	wait... why is that dog on a ball in a canyon? Whatcha'll gonna do, don'tyouknow wealways comin'thru, meandmy crew...	JESUS CHRIST!!! God made me cool...

 

Life thru a lens by cardyfreak 8-30-04
I'd rather be a sparrow than a snail. Lets think about the implications of this statement...	on the face of it, obviously a sparrow would be better; i could fly from danger, live in a tree, eat poisonous berries, and have weirdos stalk through a forest to stare at me through a lens...	but i'd rather binocularise a pair of tits than a single. Where did that mastect go? Give that mastect to me.

 

Kev woke up in a bin... by cardyfreak 8-30-04
Kev woke up in a bin... Nnnggg... what the fuck?	Kev looked down at his genitals... Who shaved all my FUCKING PUBES OFF!!??	Kev thought he had a pube till he pissed out of it... That would be me...

 

Gott in Himmel! by cardyfreak 8-30-04
the first day...	He looked at what He had inflicted upon the net...	and sent it straight to hell...

 

more std's than gcse's by cardyfreak 8-30-04
...and I was, like, speak to the elbow `cos youre not worth, like, the extension? And she was like... slut shut up...	...and then he said, "like, slut, shut the fuck up", and like, really started pounding my box with his tool, and like... i actually used to like her. why does she insist on a being a slutty tramp; shes 42 and still dies her hair green...

 

no more time by cardyfreak 9-17-04
the scene... civil war monuments come to life and attack school girls.. get the fuck out of my way, johnny reb!! the redandthewhiteandtheblue will come thru!!	shit who the fuck are you? me dexx	no more time

 

Everybody do the Iron Maiden by cardyfreak 9-19-04
"she puts the man in manipulative, the black bearded, black breathed bitch..." SHUT THE FUCK UP	peace at last. Iron Maiden suck arse. They don't drink, take drugs, screw groupies; just what the fuck do iron maiden do?	beatnik fuck you

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