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by cory_feldman
8-22-06
You're gonna be, like, the "go-between"! Just tell my neighbor Bob that I've got the hots for him in a big way! Convince him to come over and do the big, sloppy nasty with me!
I tried my best.

 

by cory_feldman
9-04-06
I think I'll wait until mommy and daddy go to sleep tonight, and then shit in their mouths.
Sounds like a plan!
Well? How did it go?
They ate all of my shit. And drank my piss, too.
Awesome!

 

by cory_feldman
9-05-06
You see, children, there are people who are jealous of our wealth--
My butt has super butt-farts blasting out of it! FLAMING, SUPER-BLASTY BUTT-FARTS!
You shouldn't say "butt" or "farts", little girl. Those are bad words.
Ha ha, I'll blast your fucking ass right out of existence with one of my blazing butt-farts.
Now listen, I--YAAAAAA!!!
My super butt-fart incinerated the President! I'll be famouser than Clay Aiken!

 

by cory_feldman
9-05-06
Ohhhh, no-ho-ho-ho! Pleeease don't keel me, Kitty Scarface! I never hurt nobody! Wah-ha-ha-haaa!
No, joo never hurt nobody...joo just had somebody else do eet for joo! MANNY, CHOOT DIS PIECE OF CHIT!
NEXT!!!

 

by cory_feldman
9-09-06
GENERIC STEVE IRWIN CROC-HUNTER JOKE!!!
AAAAAAHHHHHH, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHAH AHAHAHAH HAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAHA!!!!!!!!!!
And, like... irony, and all, too...you know.
Oh. Oh, yeah. Heh.

 

by cory_feldman
9-09-06
TOM CRUISE DEAD!!!
HA HA!!! SCIENTOLOGY!!!
HA HA, YEAH!!! AND, UH--uh...er...
And, uh...um...err...

 

by cory_feldman
9-10-06
FUCKTY FUCK-SHIT!!! FUCK!!! DINGLEBERRIES!!!
Listen, just because you're one of the "default" characters doesn't mean you can just say whatever you want, whenever you want.
Fuck you, asshole. I'll have you hung up by your balls on a fucking meathook if I feel like it. Now shut the fuck up.
I'm reporting you to the people that grown-ups like me report children like you to.
Ha ha, I told "those people" that he forced me to suck his dick, and now he's rotting in prison.
Ha ha, and, the funny thing is, I DID suck his dick!

 

by cory_feldman
1-22-08
YO BITCH--YO SHIT STANK.
YO SHIT STANK TOO, MUH-FUCKA.
DAMN--BITCH BE RIGHT. IT DO STANK.
I DONE TOLE YO DUMB ASS DAT WILLIE RAY.
GIT YO ASS DOWN TO SKID ROW BITCH. YOU WORKIN DE WINOS NOW.
NO WILLIE RAY NO NO NOOO NOOO BOO HOO OOO!!!!

 

by cory_feldman
1-22-08
WUT DE FUCK BEES A "WILLIE RAY" BURGER, WHITE BOY.
The hamburger patty is shaped like a big dick, so you can suck it while you're eating it.
YO YO GRANNY MACK I DONE BOUGHT YOU A SACK FULL OF WILLIE RAY BURGERS.
You mean the dick-shaped ones? Those fuckers are for dick-slurpin' fags, nigga.
DAMN GRANNY BE RIGHT. COME BACK HERE FOR YO ASS-WHUPPIN, WHITE BOY
NO!!!!!!!!!

 

by cory_feldman
1-22-08
No, joo never hurt nobody...joo just had somebody else do eet for joo! MANNY, CHOOT DIS PIECE OF CHIT!
NO TONY NO!!! I PAY YOU $20,000,000!!! YOU CAN HAVE ELVIRA!!! I NEVER HURT NOBODY, I--
Wait a minute. I'm not Frank Lopez.
I was just kidding, Granny. I'm not really Tony Montana, either.
Why, you little scamp!

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