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by cribbage
12-17-02
I enjoy being a rodeo clown. there is nothing more refreshing, i say
well, that and a refreshing dip in the local latrine. yee-haw!

 

by cribbage
12-18-02
you know, santa...
oh shit.

 

by cribbage
12-18-02
Hey Cap'n!
yar?
I said, HEY CAP'N!!
yarr!
you're the shittiest drawn pirate I've ever seen.
YARRRRRR!

 

by cribbage
12-18-02
So, Mr. Pimp...
I'm, ah....looking for some...ah, well...hmmm.
I got a saddle. How much will that cost me?
Giddyup.

 

by cribbage
12-18-02
howdy, jesus! listen, i gotta question.
speak, my child.
does love always have to involve two people? because my horse is a real looker.
i die for your sins, and you ask me this?
but you haven't even seen him!
i'm not listening to you.

 

by cribbage
12-19-02
I wonder...
Yep. I'm still gay as a circus clown.

 

by cribbage
12-19-02
Hey Cowboy!
Yes there, lil' fella?
I saw you raping your cattle.
Damn.
Gimme a dollar.
Now son, when a man and a cow love each other very much...

 

by cribbage
12-19-02
Excuse me, young man. I seem to have misplaced my glasses...
Let me ride you bareback then!
I seem to have misplaced my game.

 

by cribbage
12-20-02
Hey Suburban Cowboy!
Yes, Toro Toro Toro?
I have run out of the joking of the animal sexing!
That's not funny.

 

by cribbage
12-20-02
Jesus Christ? I'm back. I am a reformed man! I no longer have relations with my horse!
That is good, my child.
I'm a shepherd now.
Forget hanging here, this is the real suffering part, right here.

 

by cribbage
12-20-02
I would totally have sex with Vishal.
He's a goat, right?

 

by cribbage
12-20-02
I am the forebearer! Tonight, and the next 2 nights, you will be visited by three ghosts. that makes one a night!
They are the ghosts of Christmas Past, Christmas Present, and Christmas Future!
Do I need to bring anything?
Vaseline.

 

by cribbage
12-21-02
Beware my almighty powers! I am the Ghost of Christmas Past!
Why are you here to torment me, oh Ghost of Christmas Past?
Because I need to warn you that your horse has herpes, but from the looks of things it looks I'm a little late with the news.
Phew! I thought he was just losing interest in our love life! I'm glad to hear it's nothing serious.

 

by cribbage
12-21-02
I am the foreboding Ghost of Christmas Present! Look and see the pain and suffering you have caused!
But I don't have an employee named Bob Cratchitt.
No, I meant look at my ass.

 

by cribbage
12-22-02
SUBURBAN COWBOY -- I AM THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS FUTURE. BEEP BOOP
What do you want of me? What? WHAT?
BEEP BOOP
I'll get the oil can.

 

by cribbage
12-22-02
So what did I learn from my Dickens-esque experience? That I should be kinder to my fellow man? I should give to those less fortunate than I?
Never turn your back on a horny robot. Hoo-wee that's cold!

 

by cribbage
12-23-02
Feliz Navidad! Feliz Navidad! Feliz Navidad, prospero añoy felicidad!
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year from all of us at Suburban Cowboy!
Wow! We went this entire strip without a single anal sex joke!
That's because you shoved me up your ass last night.

 

by cribbage
1-09-03
Howdy! We here at Suburban Cowboy have been on a lil vay-cay-shun. Restin' our tired little doggies after makin' you folks laugh for a while.
But we're back now with all new, fresh material!
Say, would you like to engage in extra-marital relations with me?
23 skidoo!

 

by cribbage
1-28-03
Howdy folks, I'm the Suburban Cowboy, host of Grammar Rodeo on 91.3 WKNH. We broadcast Wednesday nights at midnight, so tune in!
We play enough music for everyone's taste buds.
Did I mention I don't wear pants?

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