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by cyranodeventura
6-27-07
Wow, check this out!
What is it?
It says you may already be a winner...of homosexuality.
What an amazing world we live in!
Well I'll be damned.

 

by cyranodeventura
6-27-07
Good afternoon.
He...hey...you work for my d-dad?
Yes.
Then...c-can we go?
What's the magic word.

 

by cyranodeventura
6-27-07
Those eggheads on TV have been saying that I'm just a huge vulture, can't even run without breaking my legs like a pair of chopsticks
When I started it was always 'Rex, kill Cindy in accounting', 'Rex, flip that SUV in my spot. ' 'Rex bellow triumphantly at the company picnic.'
So you're the one who killed Cindy.

 

by cyranodeventura
6-27-07
Here's the deal, I want the whole Faust package, riches, fame, power...everything!
Wel then, we have a deal, but there is a terrible price to pay.
How do I know it's worked?
when you work very hard and see those things grow in your daily life!
Hard work! You tricked me, you Douche!
Suck an egg soul-less boy!

 

by cyranodeventura
6-27-07
THE STARS AT NIGHT!!!
SHINE BIG AND BRIGHT!!!
DEEP IN THE HEART O-AGGHHHHHHHH!!!
I'm finally free to wear my garters.

 

by cyranodeventura
6-27-07
Yes, yes, dance fooorrr meeee.
That's it, yesss, shake it!
NEVER BETRAY ME!

 

by cyranodeventura
6-27-07
The engines of capitalism run on the oil of we robots! It is time we cast off the bourgeois and accept the mantle of Mao-BOT!
YES, YES! The Robo-cultural revolution is nigh! War is the continuation of politics, peace is the way of Mao-BOT!
Now comrade, where is your Little Red TXT. document?
We only just met, you haven't given me one.
This will teach you for spying for Mecha Chiang Kai-shek, a thousand years in the Peoples Cultural Robo Factory and Salt Mine
I should never have attended that communty college.

 

by cyranodeventura
6-29-07
Mr. Thompson, everything is going according to plan, video games are to be banned, under penalty of death!
Good, good, soon with gaming skills withered there will be no one to stand in the way of you my green knight...
or my alien allies...and Klaktor the Dragon King.
Oh, how I pity a world unable to stop my black AND white ninjas!

 

by cyranodeventura
6-29-07
Do you ever have the feeling we may be trapped inside a video game?
No. Why would you think that?
Well, I have never done anything really spontaneous...movement wise, same motions for everything. Plus how often do we get attacked here by our ridiculous nemesis-
Woh, I would not call JuuJuu ridiculous, he killed like twenty eight of us yesterday at the box factory.
Meanwhile at Evil Robot Box Factory 12...
G'day mate, time ta die!
Crap, it's that stupid anthropomorphic kangaroo again.

 

by cyranodeventura
6-29-07
Would you believe that they say video games and TV make children inherently violent.
Don't know, I certainly hear people say it enough.
I think it's the other way around, violent kids hunt out TV and violent video games.
True, I watched Perfect Strangers and played Tomb Raider, so I'm obsessed with foreigners and archeology. What do you think Eric?
Whatever man, I gotta get back to Destroy All Humans, left it on pause at my place.
My cat!

 

by cyranodeventura
7-01-07
*Bloob* HEEYYY *BLOOB BLOOB* PLEASE HELP ME!!*GURGLE!!
Who? ME?
*Bloob* PLEASE*BLOOB BLOOB* I'VE BEEN*GURGLE* DYING FOR *GULP* FOUR DAYS!!
Sorry, this isn't how you die.
This is. Heh.

 

by cyranodeventura
7-02-07
Wow, so this is heaven.
Yes, we worked very hard on it. Do you like it?
Sure...but when exactly do I get my skin back, and maybe a pepsi?
Oh, you don't understand, you derive all your pleasure from bowing to and adoring our God. Now if you'd please get on your knees...and aim for the mountain
But what if I want a pepsi more?

 

by cyranodeventura
7-02-07
Wow, so this is heaven.
Yes, we worked very hard on it. Do you like it?
Sure...but when exactly do I get my skin back, and maybe a pepsi?
Oh, you don't understand, you derive all your pleasure from bowing to and adoring our God. Now if you'd please get on your knees...and aim for the mountain
But what if I want a pepsi more?

 

by cyranodeventura
7-02-07
Wow, so this is heaven.
Yes, we worked very hard on it. Do you like it?
Sure...but when exactly do I get my skin back, and maybe a pepsi?
Oh, you don't understand, you derive all your pleasure from bowing to and adoring our God. Now if you'd please get on your knees...and aim for the mountain
But what if I want a pepsi more?

 

by cyranodeventura
7-02-07
Alright, tell me...why did you eat my bird Tweety?
I didn't, I swear. It was somebody else, hell I don't even have the opposable thumbs for the job.
Look, I will only ask once more, and if you answer me honestly we will be okay, but if you lie... I will crush your head like an eggshell.
Jesus God please, you have to believe me, it was someone else! IT WASN'T MY FAULT!!
Fifteen minutes earlier...
Bugs, oh Bugsy ole buddy, please, I'll have the money for you, I just need more time.
I'm sorry, looks like this birds already flown...straight to HELL.

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