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by diogoal
9-10-02
Today is a lovely day in hell. Greg the Daemon is getting ready to chase more suckers.
I´m just a compassionate guy, you know.
Good thing I brought my pajamas.
Greg the Daemon enters the Forbidden Realm of Global Economy.
We´ve got very lucrative mergers with several dotcom enterprises, spanning...
geesh...

 

by diogoal
9-10-02
Greg the Daemon continues his duty of prolonging the suffering of thousands of immortal souls decaying in the infernal pits...
Hell, no!!!
What?! You dare confound the Innominable Forces of Hell, the Law of Satan that every being is doomed to obey?
I´m just a compassionate guy, you know. And I got a lot of blisters from these "infernal pits".
ENOUGH! Begone with you!! I am tired of whining and incompetent daemons!
I didn´t mean to hurt his feelings...

 

by diogoal
9-10-02
Director Executive Beelzebub calls Greg the Daemon to chat.
Dey´re transferring ya to Earth, Gregory.
Devildammit!
I´m just a compassionate guy, you know. What can I do?
I TOLE´ ya mon... nobody fucks with the mon downstairs! Ye´re just too nice! Now we got souls coming down from HEAVEN ´cause ye treat dem betta than THEY do!
Be evil. Torture p´ple. Make dem eat ready-made microwave pasta. That sort´a thing.
What?! I can´t lose my super-duper-caring friends! I love my pals! Hugs and kisses!

 

by diogoal
9-10-02
Greg the Daemon is about to be downsized and shipped to Earth.
Nothing I can do.
I wonder what the hell is the POINT. If the human race created both God and Satan, where do I fit in? I´m just a compassionate guy, you know.
Jesus, that´s Him.

 

by diogoal
9-10-02
Director Executive Beelzebub makes his daily report to The Ominous One, CEO of Hell.
... ´bout 2.500 souls guaranteed, boss. We´re still waiting for CNN to provide the final figures...
Those arabs.
Last but not least, we got that li´l prob with employee Greg the Daemon.
Right. The guy with the Pollyanna complex. I thought we agreed shipping him to Earth.
Erm, boss, wouldn´t that be TOO unspeakably cruel?
We must set the example.

 

by diogoal
9-10-02
PLEASE!!! PLEASE DON´T EAT ME!!!! I´M A VERY CUTE DEER!!!!!!
sorry, bub...
What is wrong with me? Why can´t I control this irresistible urge to kill everything beautiful? Somehow, I feel myself a very tiny particle of this universe entropy.
There´s got to be a morning after.

 

by diogoal
9-10-02
my girlfriend dumped me.
I know I´m not supposed to whine or anything. It´s not like my mother´s dead or I got fired. It´s just sad. Things don´t need to turn out wrong most of the time. And I know there is a time for jo
... and a time for reckoning.
I just wish my time for joy had showed its face already.

 

by diogoal
9-10-02
I could hammer some sense into your head.
You know I could.

 

by diogoal
9-11-02
When he woke up, Josef K. noticed he had been transformed into a big roach.
That was totally uncalled for.

 

by diogoal
9-12-02
Hi, I´m Satan. I hear you´re in a bad mood, Greg.
You´re a goat.
Sure am. Goats have been used for centuries to represent me. Though all this fur really gets on my nerves.
You´re a goat.
THERE!!! IS THIS BETTER??!
Sorry. I´m just a compassionate guy, you know.

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