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by fashinsta11
9-13-08
*Kendra Kaye* Come on guys we're going to be late to see the live taping of All My Children at 11 o'clock!
*Oscar Kaye* It's only 10 o'clock and she's already nervous about getting to her stupid soap opera, where we will witness love, hate, death and kidnappings. An ordinary day in ordinary households!
*Frank Laughs* ha ha!!
*Mad* Ok I'm leaving and I'm not going to wait for you two anymore!

 

by fashinsta11
9-14-08
In the restuarant, meeting the Lees ...
*Oscar spill water on Kenra* Whoops!!
*Kendra - water spills on her* Aaah!
Kendra gets mad but doesn't show it
*Oscar whispers* Kendra, I'm so sorry!!
*Kendra-whispers through her smiling teeth* You should be!
Kendra cools down... and gets angry again
*Oscar* But it was funny wasn't it?
*Kendra* You are so annoying Oscar!!

 

by fashinsta11
9-14-08
Comment her on her weight...
Hey sweetie!
Hi, did your sweater get smaller?
And then deny it...
*Yells!* Are you insinuating that I'm fat??!!!
No no no, I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT!
She'll dump you before you say "Watermelon tastes like socks."...
I knew you were a jerk Todd!! We are SOO over!
Yes!! She dumped me, now I don't have to tell her she's a bad kisser!! What was her sister's number again?

 

by fashinsta11
9-16-08
Make out with her best friend...
You're such a great kisser Todd, anyway maybe we could do this some other time?
Sure - meet you there saturday?
And then when your girlfriend finds out...
Todd! Brittney told Sara who told Val who told me, that you were kissing Ashley at the mall yesterday! Is that true??
uh..well..umm...
You'll get dumped before you say "Cotten candy tastes like relish."
You did kiss my BFF?! We are done Todd!
Maybe after I meet Ashley I can hook up with that girl in my Chemistry class.

 

by fashinsta11
9-21-08
While she's talking to you, check out other girls that walk by....
Anyway, I think it's soo annoying when ...
That girl in that teeny tiny bikini was So HOT!
Then act like you don't know what she's talking about...
Todd! Todd!! What are you looking... wait were you just checking out that girl??
Huh??
You're relationship will be over before you say "Feet tastes like grapes."
You were checking her out!! I should've known!! I AM SO DUMPING YOU!
I wonder if that girl has a boyfriend.

 

by fashinsta11
9-23-08
Oh, I'll pick up that chip I dropped
Oh don't worry about it, my SERVANT will pick it up.
You have a servant??
Yeah, but she's more servile.

 

by fashinsta11
10-21-08
Here it is.. the real reason...
Soo.. um why haven't you been on for a while??
Oh I died, but don't worry I've come back in from he dead :)
Excuse me??
Yea..well..
*Pretens to be listening* uh-huh, yea, whatever, I got some food to eat! Do you know how long it's been since i've last ate?? 2 whole minute!!!
*sarcastically* WOW!! two whole minutes!! I can't even last that long!!

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