All comics by feath

 

Shahhe by feath 11-21-05
One day at kitty prison... If you get me out of here, I will love you forever. Wow, unconditional love. Does it get better than that?	There are, of course, stipulations Of course...	All the milk belongs to me, and you will be my personal body slave for the rest of my life. Deal.

 

Shahhe: pt 2 by feath 11-21-05
Shahhe -- The Trip Home We'll need to put a leash on you. It's the law. I hope your medical insurance is paid up.	...	Maybe we'll pass on the leash. Good choice.

 

Shahhe: pt 3 by feath 11-22-05
What is this dump? This is your new home, cat.	Your name isn't Bates, is it? Why, yes, how did you know? Let's go in.	There isn't enough milk in the world to get me in that house. You can never leave.

 

Shahhe: pt 4 by feath 11-23-05
Shahhe -- discovering the new house Take a look around at your new home. Where's the little kitties room?	Oops. I knew there was something I forgot. *hack* *Braaack* *cough* *gag*	My god. Is that a hair ball, or did you give birth on my shoes? Just setting the ground rules.

 

Shahhe: pt 5 by feath 11-23-05
Shahhe -- Gets to know everyone (((tweet))) I guess I should introduce you to my other pets.	(((twe-- Murrow!	What happend to my bird? Bird? What bird?

 

Shahhe: pt 6 by feath 11-24-05
Shahhe -- finds a loo Since you don't have a proper kitty loo, I'm going out back. Just be careful of the killer pscyho ducks.	heh, heh, Right. Killer psycho ducks. Wait a mo. Why is there a cemetery in the back yard? It's kind of... creepy...	Gooood Eeeevening...

 

politics by feath 11-24-05
Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States of America My Fellow Americans, it is time, that is, the time is now, to corupt, rather, to annihilate the corupt offices of those countries that won't do what...	what is needed for the prosecution, er, protection and propserity of these great united states of america. To all those who are against us, I have only one thing to say to you.	Your dick is bigger than my dick!... I mean, my dick -- And we don't put socks down our bloomers!

 

Random by feath 11-25-05
I took my nevie to the new rib place in town. We had the special -- ribs wraped in bacon with spicy BBQ sauce. Ribs? Bacon?	After we ordered, Nevie went to the bathroom, and never came back.	So I ate his portion, too. It was very fresh and tender. Can I have his Superman action figure?

 

Customer Care - catching the signal by feath 11-25-05
I just had a guy on the line who couldn't catch the signal for his dish. So?	So, he tied his satalite dish to the dog, and had it run down the road to catch the signal. !

 

Customer Care -- technical trouble shooting by feath 11-25-05
I paid my bill, cod damit, why the hell did you turn off my satalite? Fucking bitch, I pay my bill every fucking.... *10 minutes later* So get my fucking TV back on... yes sir. I see by our system your account is fine. Lets do a little technical trouble shooting. Is your satalite pluged in?	Fuck. Let me check. *stomps away* * stomps back* Yes, damn it, of course it is. Good! Good! And is your TV turned on?	Jesus Christ, you cunt...Let me check. *stomps away* *stomps back* That's fixed it. *click* Fucking moron.

 

Random 2 by feath 11-26-05
Why can't we all get along? Was it right for Billy to put a bug down Cindy's shirt? No.	Was it right for Mary to make Tommy eat a bug? Nope!	So, was it right for you to eat Teddy and June? Hell no it wasn't right! I like my meat still bleeding; those two were WAY over cooked.

 

Random 3

I like my women like I like my coffee: Hot, wet and gets you up in the morning.

by feath, 11-26-05

 

Customer Care -- Personal Issues by feath 11-26-05
Thank you for calling. *click* I hear your wife just had twins, and your mother got hit by a bus.	That's right, boss. I asked for some unpaid vacation time to help my wife, who broke her leg on the way to the hospital. Forget that. Management is going to a meeting in Tahiti, and you're working 90 hour weeks for the next month.	Huh? So hows your first day at work going?

 

politics -- transparant by feath 12-20-05
Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States Who do you think is more stupid? Al-Qaeda for using the US phone system to set up terrorist activities?	Or the American public for thinking I wont do whatever I want to do, including unlawful wiretaps, torture and kidnapping.	Totally transparent, dude!

 

Political -- the plan by feath 12-24-05
Super Sikrit plans overheard in Times Square Hey, Abdula, I have an idea. What is that, Abdula?	Let's hide the 1 ton nucular bomb under the prayer mats at the mosque. The american's are too stupid to look there! Brilliant, Abdula! Let me get on my mobile phone and alert all the brothers so we can all come over and look at the shiny WMD!	Then we can sneek it onto a plane in our grooming kits, hijack the plane, and fly it into the infidels most important governement building! Great minds think alike, Abdula! Let me check google for the floor plan at the propaganda headquarters.

 

Both sides by feath 1-28-06
Osama ibn Ladden Keel dem all... Keel dem all... Keel dem all...	Kill 'em all... Kill 'em all... Kill 'em all... Keel dem all... Keel dem all... Keel dem all...	George W. Bush, Jr. *happy* Kill 'em all... Kill 'em all... Kill 'em all...

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