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There shined a shiney demon, in the middle of the road. And he said:
Play the best song in the world or I'll eat your soul!
woah! I shiney Demon!
And I looked at my brother kyle here, and we each said: OK!
Ok
Ok
And we played the first thing that came to our heads, and it just so happened to be, the best song in the world, it was the best song in the world.

 

Uh Oh. Father Shlong seems to be getting bad.
Now you know what happens if you tell your parents you were at church all night right?
Yes. I'll get my face pounded again.
I cant look.
Oh yes. Thats the way I like it...
*little boy crying*
And in the end: The child molesters always lose.
Wow. You're sick. Youre ass will be the one getting pounded when you're in JAIL!
I only did like 500 kids. Whats wrong with society today?

 

User Godzilla_roar2000 has just run of ideas!
Hey finger puppet! MAN! Face it godzilla_roar2000 has ran out of ideas after 2 measley comics! He ran out of ideas already!
He is out of ideas already? Wow. This is weird!
Butt OUT! Axe man on ACID!
BUTT OUT! I'M GONNA SMOKE YOU WITH MY AXE OF DEATH!
PENIS!
Shit. I'm out of Ideas.
I'm a peeping tom. Look at the ass on that sweet thang!
Ardvark to antalope!

 

Wow. Did you notice that violence in the news has gone up?
No. I didnt. Although last night, some dude crept into my house and beat the crap out of me with a hammer.
Wow. Thats bad. I told you violence in the news was rising. Your story had to make the news right?
Oh heavens no. They didnt say a word about it. They were too busy chatting about that Charles Manson family reunion.
The news is all violence. Even you know it. By the way... ITS HAMMER TIME!

 

Thats right indian kid, show em what your parents are made of
Come here little Indian kid.
My mom says I'm not supposed to talk to strangers.
No!!!! NOT MORMANS!!!!
Then get into this box. Then, shut your eyes and dont say a word for about an hour
You're trying to trick me into turning into a morman arnt you?
YAY! The black guy saved the day!
RUN LIL MORMAN, HE GOT A KNIFE!
Now why whould you think I was a morman?

 

Oh no. Not another kidnapper.
Come with me and get into the back of that white van across the street.
NO. You're that morman guy again.
Alchahol and disobeying adults destroys the family. Now get in the van!
No. Im not listening to you!
Just get in the car.

 

Uh Oh, Butch, It isnt working
Hello, this is my present to you from me.
You're that sick moman dude.
Run away morman girl!
How about this present.
You mormans are creepy!
Whew, that was close butch, she was armed!
Hmm, maybe next time I should just knife her and throw her in the trunk. She hates mormans!

 

You may be wondering why I picked the nickname, godzilla_roar2000... Well Let me explain why in only one panel.
Ardvark
Immoral Values are GREAT!
So now you know. That middle panel = random. That is why i picked that nickname. It was totally random. No hidden drug meaning, no sick sexual thing. Just totally random.

 

If this doesnt make cence or you dont think its funny, read the next panel.
Wall. Wall. Wall. Wall. Wall.
Why do you keep talking about walls?
If this doesnt make cence or you dont think its funny, read the next panel.
Wall. Wall. Wall. Wall. Wall.
Why do you keep talking about walls?
If this doesnt make cence or you dont think its funny, read the first panel.
Wall. Wall. Wall. Wall. Wall.
Why do you keep talking about walls?

 

Argh Feeters! childofthecorn254 comic.
This is a comic dedacated to childofthecorn254
Yes. This comic is.
Ardvark to antalope
this is the second panel of the comic dedacated to childofthecorn254
w00t
lets just leave it at that.

 

Bang. You're dead.
You wouldnt shoot me.
Wanna Bet?
Yes
ZZZzzz

 

Im just a gay ass drawing. I rule the world. Nobody else in this pannel but me! I AM GOD!
hmm... dear stick man... you are being cancelled for more episodes of.....WHAT?!?! CHARLIE BROWN!!!! Well aint that a bitch! Im gonna fucking scream at the sons of bitches who wrote this and....
AHHH!

 

Come on. Get in the trunk.
How many times do I have to say..... NO!
Shes not buying it butch.
Lets see.....Do you want some candy and Ice cream?
No..... You're trying to trick me!
Dont go there Butch.
Hmmm.... Different approach.... Would you like to see my.....

 

Hi. I need money to pay my child support. Please give me money.
You see what part of the city I live in.... So let me get right to the sales pitch.
Wanna buy some crack?

 

waiting
waiting
waiting
Nope. Still Nothing.

 

like what the hell. arnt you dead yet?
Nope. Still waiting.
but its the year 2004... you were born 2004 years ago. Well it looks like you're not going anywere for a while. So I might just sing a song for you.
To be continued
This is the story, of a man named brady.....
Satan! You bastard. I'll GET YOU!

 

Indian girl doesnt like me.
MUST BURN!
HELP
I have control of this world. I will kill you all.
In the end, the bad guys always die.
Epp!

 

Im not going to say this again. Get in the fucking car
Damn mormans with your stupid cards and your anti alchahol ceremonys! thats forkin crazy.
All signs point to mormons.
I am not morman. What is insinuating that I'm morman.
<--
I guess yuu hate me. Im gonna go now.
aww hell. guess what. Ill get in the car and convert with you.

 

Now you know you should know never to do that.
Do what?
You know, show up in a meaningless comic!
Oh.

 

Im david silvis and I'm gonna shout out to all my homies! OBNOXCIOUS S (ME) OBNOXCIOUS D (ME) AND LOUDMOUTH D (ME) w00t. I have no friends.
Im sorry david. You're just not that funny. You're a wigger and thats all you'll ever be.
Yea I am. Im helerious, right amanda?
Go to hell david. You're a dick. I hate you you obnoxcious piece of shit.
I guess you're right. I'll still keep being an ARSE! HAHA... So funny I said Arse.
Sorry david. You're gonna have to be put down.

 

Mwahaha. How did you like that song.
It sucked donkey balls. Get me the fuck down.
Jesus STILL isnt going anywhere
Dont just sit there dipshit move!

 

Now where the hell is this leading to?
Wow If i only had some mustard...
He doesnt know it but I can read minds!
Maybe I masturbate too much
Heheheh
Now where the hell is this leading to?
That would explain the blindness.

 

If you were a penis, would you be big or small?
Id say medium size
Oh.
ya.

 

2 phonys chatting together in LOVE!
Im blond, 5'6, about 115 pounds. Nice tits and I love to give blowjobs.
Im 6 foot, 166 pounds, with brown hair. BTW, i have a 14 inch penis.
Wow, you sound sexy!
Fuck ya. How about we meet in central park tomorrow?
The Next Day....
Shit.

 

Hey. Woah, I think I'm In like Limbo
Yea. You're dead.
Am I in hell?
This sucks..... It needs a sequal to actually make it funny.
?
Limbo.

 

Microsoft rules man. Linux sucks. I never ever will resort to the ultimate open source world of Linux.
I hate microsoft. The Buggy software just pisses me to the bone. I will never ever use microsoft products again. I still dont understand why that bastard bill gates is so damn famous! Windows SUCKS!
Ill kill you motherfucker
Right. Wanna see something cool about linux. I can edit the source of this comic and destroy you.
MWAHAHAHA! MWAHAHAHA!

 

Hello and I'm Here to talk to you about AIDS.
Its not good. Hell, I feel bad for people with AIDS.
HAHAHAHAHA! NO CURE MWAHAHAHA!

 

Hey, you're probably wondering what happened to shantal in limbo! Guess what!
What
Im not telling.
So?
You're gay.

 

Harpo...
What?
Harpo. Thats Oprah spelled backwards!
Woah I knew there was some link between oprah and a vampire hunter!
What?
Harpo....

 

Gimme that shiznit!
I want pourage!
Say what?
Pourage!
Oh I get it the victorian age!
also known as the industrial revolution! This was a period in history when many many things were invented... Now, what is a young urbanite doing in a nice suburb like this?

 

Yo! Why you so uptight!
Oh damn. I hate being poked. Xander, I hate you. I'm not gonna get annoyed!
Oh. that too bad!
Ya Im gonna stop him!
Too late! You in jail!
....

 

TURKEY! TURKEY TURKEY TURKEY!
Woah, you're a turkey!
You make me want to drink heavily!

 

A COMIC MADE AS A PLEA TO LEGALIZE....A PLANT!
LEGALIZE IT!
YEA! LEGALIZE IT!
M stands for merry, and magnificint. A stands for absolutely awesome! R stands for Randy and Radical!
I stands for incredible. J stands for just great! U stands for unbelevable. A stands for alright. N stands for nice, and the last A stands for awesome!
Legalize Marijuana!
!

 

Erect.
Im a man.
So am i
yea.
so get erect
hellz ya

 

G-G-G-G Unit!
Fuck You!
W-W-W-Why?
Cause we always show up in the same comics!
O-O-Ok
Cut it out with that studering. It makes you sound like a friggin retard!

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