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... I forgot cartoons can't REALLY die...
by hardcore1rocker, 4-04-08

 

by hardcore1rocker
4-04-08
Yeah, Mr. Reaper. Bush is just waiting to die.
Thanks. My job hasn't been getting much clients lately.
Mr. Devil, Bush is coming down here pretty soon.
Oh, great. Another politician. At least Clinton won't be lonely when he comes.
Sorry, God. You won't be getting any political leaders any time soon.
We haven't been getting much business up here...

 

by hardcore1rocker
4-04-08
Hi. Happy Halloween.
Death is all around us.
You're a f*cking piss off.
I like to cut my wrists...
HOW ABOUT YOUR WHOLE HEAD, A**HOLE!

 

by hardcore1rocker
4-04-08
Hi. How you been doing?
Actually, I feel sexually thrilled. I feel like stripping off all my clothes and doing the macarena in New York Sq. I feel like wearing a pink thong to work and sagging my pants to show the ladies.
Have you had a little too much to drink?
I haven't had a drink in a month. My coffee this morning did taste a bit weird, though.
Well, see you later.
That is the LAST time I spike his coffee with scotch.

 

by hardcore1rocker
4-04-08
After coming back from McDonald's...
Man, this triple Big Mac rocks! Let's see what the food channel has on right now.
Now for this urgent news.
Aww...crap.
There has been a major beef recall for Big Macs. If you eat at least three of these, you will have a deadly heart attack.
I will NEVER take advice from Fat Al EVER AGAIN!
YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN EATING VEGETABLES, B*TCH!

 

by hardcore1rocker
4-04-08
I need to stop smoking! I'm only 14, for heaven's sakes!
Well, maybe just one more...
67 cigarettes later...
Hey, it's Sammy the Smoke! YOU'RE MY FREAKIN' IDOL!
Remember the high song? Let's sing it! la la La La LA la la La La LA!!!!!

 

by hardcore1rocker
4-04-08
Hey, Wilson.
Heidi Ho, Neighbor.
Whatcha doin'?
I'm roasting my nuts.
...Doesn't that hurt?

 

So...how was it like for you? Was it fun losing your virginity?
It was...but scissoring like that was hard! And I always thought it would be with a guy...
by hardcore1rocker, 4-05-08

 

by hardcore1rocker
4-05-08
Me Chinese, me play joke, me go peepee in your Coke.
I American, I laugh at you, it's not Coke, it's Mountain Dew!

 

I know who you are! You're the b*tch that cut down my home!
Why don't you go suck some nuts.
by hardcore1rocker, 4-09-08

 

You know what they say; women age like fine cheese
...Well my wife IS starting to smell like it...
by hardcore1rocker, 4-09-08

 

After many years of boxing, Rocky Balboa got brain damage and was in desperate need of money, so he underwent a sex change and decided to become a hooker
Gee, I thought you would be younger.
Yeah, and I thought you would be richer.
by hardcore1rocker, 4-18-08

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