All comics by jordanthx138

 

by jordanthx138
9-15-06
Jesus and Count Dracula sit down for a nice serf n terf dinner.
BLAH!
damn dracula, you trippin'
Jesus fucks the system
I don't have enough for drinks! BLAH!
dats ok, fool! i can turn the free water into wine!
even dracula cannot be around white people.
AH HELL NAW!
OH SHIT SON! IT'S THE DEVIL!

 

by jordanthx138
9-15-06
I am so frikin goth! my only friends are bats and fire!..........
i am such a fucking bat! check me out!
oh yes. and this d00d..but mostly fire and bats...
*whheeezzz*
SHIT MAN! WHO THE FUDGE IS THIS KID?! GET OUTTA MY HOUSE NIGGA!
quit telling people we're friends..

 

by jordanthx138
9-15-06
the father and satan are in a heated debate
well consider this...
NO! SILENCE MORTAL!
the devil is a stubborn one...
HEAR ME OUT BEELZEBUB! WHAT IF..
THE SUBJECT IS CLOSED, RICHARD! ITS OVER..
..but he never loses
we will NEVER know who let the dogs out! *zapppp!*
OW MY EVERYTHING!

 

by jordanthx138
9-15-06
an alien stumbles across a stray arm.
oh shit...man...shit! they gonna think I did this shit! damn, just cause someone has a green tint to them, it MUST mean theyre a criminal! wtf america!?
hello, mr. bobby!
'scuse me, govna! have you got the..AEEOWWWWW!! IM DYING!
I AM NOT IN THE MOOD TO BE RAPED TODAY! *KILL!*
am i dying?
GREAT! EVERYONE'S GONNA THINK I DID THIS! HONESTLY, JUST BECAUSE A MAN WEARS A HOOD AND CARRIES A SCYTHE.....*SIGH* I am so not cleaning this shit up.

 

by jordanthx138
9-15-06
an alien stumbles across a stray arm.
oh shit...man...shit! they gonna think I did this shit! damn, just cause someone has a green tint to them, it MUST mean theyre a criminal! wtf america!?
hello, mr. bobby!
'scuse me, govna! have you got the..AEEOWWWWW!! IM DYING!
I AM NOT IN THE MOOD TO BE R APED TODAY! *KILL!*
am i dying?
GREAT! EVERYONE'S GONNA THINK I DID THIS! HONESTLY, JUST BECAUSE A MAN WEARS A HOOD AND CARRIES A SCYTHE.....*SIGH* I am so not cleaning this shit up.

 

by jordanthx138
9-15-06
an alien stumbles across a stray arm.
oh shit...man...shit! they gonna think I did this shit! damn, just cause someone has a green tint to them, it MUST mean theyre a criminal! wtf america!?
hello, mr. bobby!
'scuse me, govna! have you got the..AEEOWWWWW!! IM DYING!
I AM NOT IN THE MOOD TO BE RA.PED TODAY! *KILL!*
am i dying?
GREAT! EVERYONE'S GONNA THINK I DID THIS! HONESTLY, JUST BECAUSE A MAN WEARS A HOOD AND CARRIES A SCYTHE.....*SIGH* I am so not cleaning this shit up.

 

by jordanthx138
9-15-06
risng...
hey man! you wanna play hide and seek!?
I'd much rather eat you pancreas in one bite, but it must be flame-broiled!!
RISING....
........
.......
BOOM!
I bet you like the Misfits.
let's do it.

 

by jordanthx138
9-15-06
DESTROY ALL HUMANS! ATTACK!
SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
you know, wesley..I CAN read your thoughts.
well what are you trying to prove, donald!? do you have to be such a cocky jerk?! what happened to the sweet, loving, man-bot that i married?....
..having a vasectomy doesn't make you any less of a man!
DON'T YOU LOVE ME ANYMORE?! WHY WOULD YOU, I CAN'T GIVE YOU ANY BABIES!? GOD, I AM SO FAT!

 

by jordanthx138
9-15-06
DESTROY ALL HUMANS! ATTACK!
SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
you know, wesley..I CAN read your thoughts.
well what are you trying to prove, donald!? do you have to be such a c.ocky jerk?! what happened to the sweet, loving, man-bot that i married?....
..having a vasectomy doesn't make you any less of a man!
DON'T YOU LOVE ME ANYMORE?! WHY WOULD YOU, I CAN'T GIVE YOU ANY BABIES!? GOD, I AM SO FAT!

 

by jordanthx138
9-15-06
DESTROY ALL HUMANS! ATTACK!
SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
you know, wesley..I CAN read your thoughts.
well what are you trying to prove, donald!? do you have to be such a c.ocky jerk?! what happened to the sweet, loving, man-bot that i married?....
..having a vasectomy doesn't make you any less of a man!
DON'T YOU LOVE ME ANYMORE?! WHY WOULD YOU?! I CAN'T GIVE YOU ANY BABIES!? GOD, I AM SO FAT!

 

by jordanthx138
9-15-06
DESTROY ALL HUMANS! ATTACK!
SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
you know, wesley..I CAN read your thoughts.
well what are you trying to prove, donald!? do you have to be such a c.ocky jerk?! what happened to the sweet, loving, man-bot that i married?....
..having a vasectomy doesn't make you any less of a man!
DON'T YOU LOVE ME ANYMORE?! WHY WOULD YOU?! I CAN'T GIVE YOU ANY BABIES! GOD, I AM SO FAT!

 

by jordanthx138
9-16-06
mr. snail is short on funds
i cannot belive you just stuck your hand up my snail-ass. why the fuck did i come to a doctor on the moon?
OK! EVERYTHING LOOKS GREAT!
.........
WE'RE ON THE FUCKING MOON! AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I HAD AN ASS!
...You want some gum??

 

by jordanthx138
9-16-06
what a lonely bench.
no one loves me..
hey! wanna be pals?!
hmmmm...
ok, but you have to be the bitch.
cool! i love anal sex!

 

by jordanthx138
9-18-06
Sometime In 1492: Columbus Sails the Ocean; Blue.
Columbus and Rodrigo de Triana:
MAN, RODRIGO!! I am SO about to discover the new world!
que?
who the fuck is Leif Erikson?!
did someone just say my name?

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