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by krikkit
10-26-03
In Santa's North Pole Headquarters
I can't believe its nearly Christmas!
You can really smell the capitalism.
Meanwhile in downtown Somesburg...
So what do you want for Christmas, little boy?
BURN!
Much obliged.

 

by krikkit
10-26-03
My name is Gorbalax! I have traveled 10 million parsecs to view your puny civilization.
When my atoms reassembled at the close of my warp transfer, they were crossed with a common Earth item.
So... that's the gag.

 

by krikkit
10-26-03
Look at these puny structures made up of dirt and water!
That's the second time you've said puny.
No it isn't! My vocabulary is larger than your tallest skyscraper! So silence, you puny human!
DAMN!

 

by krikkit
10-26-03
Why are you a talking phone?
I am no phone! I am Gorbalax! Didn't you read the first panel?!
You sure do use alot of exclamation points. And that last one was an exclamation point AND a question mark.

 

by krikkit
10-26-03
I need to make a phone call.
Foolish Earth-woman! Are your ears filled with mud? I told you I am no phone!
That doesn't change the fact that I need to make a phone call.

 

by krikkit
10-26-03
I feel so violated.

 

by krikkit
10-26-03
We've been standing here for quite some time.
I've been observing the odd behaviors of you Earthlings. So demented! So repulsive!
* Read this first.
Damn this amorphous pink goo!
* You've stepped in gum haven't you.

 

by krikkit
10-26-03
Do you Earthlings simply stand around and talk all day?
I have employment, actually.
Your employment sucks.
Your mom sucks.

 

by krikkit
10-27-03
An aside to the creator.
How could you misspell "travelations!" You missed the "s" you moron! Gah!
And I know its driving you crazy. The list of all the comics spelled correctly and then BLAM one that isn't.
You're a freakin' psycho you know that?

 

by krikkit
10-27-03
Would you mind covering me for a few hours?
Why would I, a superior being who can manipulate time and space with ease, decide to help a lowly Earth creature to flip cow chunks?
Well I'm leaving so you have no choice.
You act as though your sudden departure would some how force me to cover for you. I don't suscribe to your human feelings of guilt!
You heard me! No guilt! I'm going to leave! No guilt! I called the no guilt!

 

by krikkit
10-27-03
How can I help you bring about your daily artery-clogging today?
With fries, a double cheeseburger, and a Coke I guess.

 

by krikkit
10-27-03
Ok I need two fried cow flesh slabs with a side of chopped potato mash swimming in grease.
And a sucrose-based carbonated tooth-decay caffenated syrup drink.
You forgot the cheese.

 

by krikkit
10-28-03
We've been getting some complaints from the customers, Steve.
Four cases of obscenity, six cases of hair-in-the-burger, and fifteeen cases of repeated phone beatings.
Did you just call me Steve?

 

by krikkit
10-28-03
Hey, I'm back. Did my supervisor say anything?
He called me Steve so I vaporized him.
You vaporized him?
Do I look like a Steve?

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