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by kunislayershujo
1-09-01
AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAARGH!
*whew*

 

by kunislayershujo
1-09-01
It's time we had a Dragonball Z style fight.
Verily!
GRAAAAAAH! I am now at the peak of my power, and I shall defeat you with my new power, or die trying to defeat you!
Well, I've only been fighting with 1% of my power so far, and I am barely winded, so you have no chance and you will die and I will be the strongest warrior who is not dead!
TO BE CONTINUED!

 

by kunislayershujo
1-09-01
Huh? A supermodel is scoping me out? Where!?
Dude! Right over there! Look!
Shuck mah corn! Yeeeeeee-haw!
You idiot. That's a COWBOY, not a supermodel.
Oh, well, EXCUSE me!

 

by kunislayershujo
1-09-01
Well, Kuni. It seems your comics have garnered only negative votes thus far. What do you think of that?
Awww... it's just that no one understands my particular brand of humor, Zoe.
Not everyone shares my appreciation for plain silliness and anti-humor. It is to be expected.
Also, you're not funny.
....... Just ignore him, Kuni. Take it like an artist. Let it roll off your back.
I mean, really. If I get fed any more crappy lines, I'll kill myself... then you'll have to live with the guilt.

 

by kunislayershujo
1-13-01
So tell me... what would you do if you knew this was your last day on earth?
Well, first, I'd find the biggest watermelon I could find, and then--
FOOOM!
Oh, look. He spontaneously combusted. How ironic. The fresh wit and surprises never stop with Kuni at the keyboard...
Actually, I'm still alive. Would you mind putting me out?
What? And ruin the funny joke?

 

by kunislayershujo
1-13-01
Dude. I just saw my best friend die a painful, agonizing death right in front of me. Do you know how traumatizing that is?
I'll probably NEVER get over this. It'll be embedded in my mind FOREVER. I'll never, EVER, get over--
--oops. Wait, never mind. I just got over it.
Good. Now let's go get some poon-tang.

 

by kunislayershujo
9-23-01
I'm Josh Lesnick! And I fucking hate everybody!
I mean it! I fucking hate you all! Every single fucking one of you!
Fuck you all, you fucking fuckfaced fuckers! Fuck Jesus too! And Santa Claus!
Wow... he DOES hate everything!

 

by kunislayershujo
9-23-01
I'm Josh Lesnick, and I'm going to go on the fucking internet to look observe a bunch of fucking things I hate! Motherfucker!
Arrrgh! What a fucking awful webcomic this is! Stupid fucking unfunny @n!m3 fucking fuckity fuck! What shit-fucking shit! I'm going to click on its EXTREEEEME tracker thing!
NOOOOO! FUUUUCK! I's getting more fucking hits than my comic! How could it! Fucking fuck! I hate everything! I hate the whole world! Fuck you, world! Fuck!

 

by kunislayershujo
9-23-01
I can't beleive that fucking comic is more fucking popular than mine! I must share my pain by logging into a fucking chatroom! Fuckshit!
Hi fuckers! My comic is a work of fucking genius and this other one is shit, and it's getting ten thousand fucking hits a day while mine is getting only three thousand!
Can you beleive this?? What a bunch of fucking shit fuck! What is wrong with people? Why is everyone so god damn fucking shit fuck stupid!?
Ummm... I only get three hits per day.
Ex-CUSE me!?!?! Are we talking about YOU here? NO! We're talking about ME, Josh Lesnick! No one's fucking problems matters more than mine, because I'm a motherfucking genius, motherfuckers!

 

by kunislayershujo
9-23-01
FUCK! No one cares about my problems! I whined all day and only HALF the people I talked to extened sympathy! FUCKING FUCKERS! FUCK THEM ALL!
They fucking asked for it! It's time for a rant on how the entire fucking comic world fucking sucks and how everyone can fuck my ass!
"Welcome to Blogger"
The next day....
MY HITS WENT DOWN!?!?! Why the fucking fuck did my hits go down! ARRRGH! Ungrateful fuckers! I fucking hate them all! FUCK! FUUUCK!

 

by kunislayershujo
9-23-01
Nothing I fucking do will make me the most popular fucking artist in the world, which is what I deserve! So fuck this! I'm killing myself! Then they'll be sorry!
I'm going to jump into this conveniently place ball of fire and DIE! I'll really fucking do it! I fucking mean it
I'm REALLY gong to kill myself! Really! Watch me fucking do it! Watch! Really!
Dude... No one's stopping you.

 

by kunislayershujo
9-23-01
And thus, Josh Lesnick killed himself.
Welcome to heaven, my son.
Hi Jesus! I am Josh Lesnick! Have you read my fucking comic?
Err... I'm a fraid I really don't have TIME to...
Well, FUCK YOU THEN! Jesus Fucking Asschrist! What does a guy have to do to get some fucking attention, HUH? FUCK you fuckers!
WHY did I jest get sent to hell!? What fucking shit! JESUS! EVERYONE in the fucking universe is aligned against me! What fucking fuckshit! FUCK!
Oh GOD... I was afraid this day would come...

 

by kunislayershujo
9-23-01
My friend is dead.....
Maybe if I eat his remains, I'll gain his POWERS!
One hour later
Hey... Notice anything different about me?
...the fact that you've bin vomitin' for the past half-hour?

 

by kunislayershujo
9-23-01
Greetings child! I am a scientist, and I can help save your friend!
How!? He burst into flames, was eaten, and then puked back out. How could you possibly fix THAT?
Shuck mah corn!
Um... I'm talking about HIM. Any grown man who dresses like a cowboy NEEDS help.
So how 'bout it? I can guarantee I'll cure him!
What makes you think he's my friend!?

 

by kunislayershujo
9-23-01
What'm ah doin' heah?
You're here because I intend to cure you from your tendency to act like a retarded cowboy!
But... Ah dun WANNA stop actin' lahk a cowboy!
TOO BAD! SLEEP!
Thirty days of psychotherapy later...
Am I cured yet, doctor?
Oh.... it'll do.

 

by kunislayershujo
9-23-01
Well, kid. I cured your friend! Here he is!
I TOLD you. He's not my fucking friend!
Hi
................... .................... .................
wanna fuck?
YES.

 

by kunislayershujo
9-23-01
And so, a night of hot, sticky love passes...
Ahh... ya know, I don't miss my friend that much anymore.
Me neither.
Even though you always tend to stand out there in the distance, I think we'll make a great team, you and I.
You got it, babe.
Meanwhile...
uh oh...

 

by kunislayershujo
9-28-01
Hi! I am David McGuire, artist of Sidekick Boy! Someday I will be an award-winning cartoonist for a college newspaper!
Hello David McGuire! I am Josh Lesnick, artist of Ryuuken! Someday I will be a whiney, self-absorbed titty comic artist!
Let's go to my hotel room!
YES!
And so began a night of red hot sweaty monkey love. The end.

 

by kunislayershujo
12-07-01
PREVIOUSLY ON KUNI THEATRE... THE SCIENTIST HAS MADE A STARTLING DISCOVERY!
I HAVE MADE A STARTLING DISCOVERY!
I must warn that kid with the cap before it's too late!
MEANWHILE... IT'S TOO LATE!
ARRGH! Why did you light me on fire!?
Because it's making me soaking wet, THAT'S WHY, MOTHERFUCKER.

 

by kunislayershujo
12-07-01
HA! Good god, that was a lot of fun. My nipples are hard as rocks. Now, what next?
Maybe I can... urg...
motherfucker... no... I... I'm... undergoing... another...
TRANSFORMATION!

 

by kunislayershujo
12-07-01
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by kunislayershujo
12-07-01
OH GOD, MAKE IT STOP!
Don't worry, I'm here now! Being a scientific genius, I devised a formula to stop your transformations! And it'll make you stop killing people too, that it will!
Yes... I can make everything..... okay.
FUCK YOU, MOTHERFUCKER!!!
Nooooooo!

 

by kunislayershujo
12-07-01
can't... go... on...
like.... this.... ANYMORE
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
KTHOOOOOOOOM

 

by kunislayershujo
12-07-01
FRA--
THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

 

by kunislayershujo
11-26-05
We are trapped in an icy landscape that spans as far as the eye can see. I'm not sure how we got in this situation in the first place, but the fact remains it is now quite dire.
Yeah... We'll probably die.
How can we make the most of what few precious hours we have if we're surrounded by nothing?
Hey... you can do a lot with snow. For instance, you could build a snowman, and... Well... you could build a snowman.
...and you can eat it too. We'll still freeze to death, but it's better than starving to death, I think.

 

by kunislayershujo
11-26-05
I wonder if I'm in the correct cave. I seem to be the only one here. Am I that early? I've never been very fashionable, so that's probably it.
I wish I knew for sure though. Why didn't I bring my cell with me? I spend forty bucks a month on that thing, yet I never bring it where I could really use it.
The meeting starts in half an hour. SOMEONE else should have arrived by now. Right? Geeze, I don't know...

 

by kunislayershujo
11-26-05
This IS 525 Reginal Crescent. It is indeed the house that called for the cleaning service and gay telegram.
Knock louder
I've knocked as loud as I have ever knocked in my life. I think we must come to terms with the fact that someone pulled a fast one on us.
Maybe they're taking a shower. The windows look all steamed up. Maybe they left the door open and want me to surprise them in the shower.
The door is locked. Your theory is debunked. I really wanted to sweep.
You can sweep the porch. There's a lot of stuff on the porch. And I will dance the lonely dance of the jaded as you sweep.

 

by kunislayershujo
11-26-05
Oh, Greetings, Pants. What brings you to my fine establishment?
I would like to have sex with your establishment.
By "establishment", so you mean some sort of obscure sexual double entendre of sorts?
No.

 

by kunislayershujo
11-26-05
This cafeteria smells funny. Doesn't it smell funny to you? Like, I dunno. It smells like FOOD, but there's something not normal about it.
Your sense of smell has always been oversensitive. I mean, you ARE a dog. But now that you mention it...
I am wary, but curious. I feel like it's a bad idea to eat here, but we should anyway, just to see what will happen.
I agree, as long as it is not too dangerous.
It's a little dangerous, but not deadly. I have smelled death before, many times, and it is not present here.
This pleases me, as lately our lunches have been predictable and lacking in adventure. I will find a table.

 

by kunislayershujo
11-27-05
Hey, man. Do you got a joint?
Why does this always happen to me? *sigh* Just ignore it. It'll go away eventually.
You think you're better than me, don't you? Just because you have a torse and head and stuff. I used to have all that too, I'll have you know.
Why can't I have a pleasant visit to the temple just once? I just want to pray for sex, then leave without incident. Just once.
I was once the arm of a rugby player. You're lucky his body got eaten by bears and squirrels dressed as bears. Seriously though, I could really use some pot. Please?

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