All comics by lame

 

Redneck and Drunks(Part 1): White Trash by lame 1-08-03
Ol' Farmer Jed reminisces. A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away... JED shut up and go to bed	Good Ol' Mizz Jedzebel Hay, who turned off dem lights I wasn't finished yet JED SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY NOBODY CARES 'BOUT YOUR STOOPID STORIES M'KAY	Uhh...no comment Well darn tootin' this looks to be a good fine mornin' for shootin' some chickins and mosey'n up some of dem cattles Momma always said I was white trash...

 

Microsoft! Part 1: Troubles with clippy. by lame 1-09-03
Ahh the infamous blue screen of death Oh fuck, not the blue screen of death again. ?	HEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRREEEEES clippy! Whoa, why did clippy suddenly show up when the blue screen of death came up? Hello, how can I help you with "Why did clippy suddenly show up when the blue screen of death came up?"?	Hmm...he just doesn't seem to get it. Read the sign you fucking poor excuse for a dildo. Hello, how can I help you with "Read the sign you fucking poor excuse for a dildo."?

 

Microsoft! Part 2: Sony sucks bro. by lame 1-09-03
What a loser! :) Nah, almost to level 93242 on Everqueer, I just got this rockin' new spell dude. Yo, dude want go out to the club later tonight and speak freaky deaky dutch to some wasted chicks?	Turning down sex from a frisky asian girl. I got 23918312 platinum in Everqueer you take that as payment? Sucky sucky ten dolla (with tax of fiddy cent).	Uhh...no comment. Go away I don't have any nuts for you. Drop the pants already.

 

Microsoft! Part 3: The Return and Death and Return of Clippy by lame 1-11-03
Oh shit this doesn't look to good for Clippy. What did I tell you about coming in my room, read the sign and get out... Hello, how can I help you with "What did I tell you about coming in my room, read the sign and get out..."?	Ouch! Bombs and paper clips don't seem to mix. Finally, rid of that useless piece of shit!	Seems Clippy is immortal. What the fuck I killed you, how the....? Hello, how can I help you with "What the fuck I killed you, how the....?"?

 

Untitled by lame 1-11-03
Damn this guy plays Everqueer a lot. Woot, level 100000!	Like, fo shizzle my nizzle. Is someone talking back there? Fo shizzle dawg, welcome to the special Sony club for level 100000ers. You be gettin' dis nice prize package!	OMFG! Sex for an Everqueer player... with his grandma? Aight... Hello sonny, I'm your prize package get on the bed quick Granny doesn't have a lot of strength left.

 

Microsoft! Part 5: Damn Newbies... (Doh Part 4=Untitled :D) by lame 1-11-03
Everhomos UNITE! Damn newbies... Hey level 100000 guy got any armor and could you like power level me?	Isn't the more typical phrase: "Take me to your leader?" *yawn* haven't slept in like 3 days... Oh is that Everqueer? Lemme play my account with a bunch of level 10000000+ guys.	It's a wicked world we live in. Yo dad some alien came in here wanting to play, I threw him in the trash compactor. I found this in the garbage earlier, it's kind of greenish...tastes good though like it ain't from this world!

 

Microsoft! Part 6: Cthoolahoop by lame 1-12-03
This is getting old... Damn XP, Word isn't working again. Hello, how can I help you with "Damn XP, Word isn't working again."?	Ok...this guy seriously needs to see a therapist. Hahaha, I know...I'll go on Everqueer and cast a spell on you.	He just doesn't get it..does he? Cthoolahoop? Cthulahu? Cthulhoo? Oh who gives a fuck what you changed into... Hello, how can I help you with "Cthoolahoop? Cthulahu? Cthulhoo? Oh who gives a fuck what you changed into..."?

 

Microsoft! Part 7: Clippy's Revenge by lame 1-18-03
Ahh, the satisfaction of wasting 16 hours a day on Everqueer without the constant pestering of the infamous Clippy in Cthoolahoop form. Ahh just another day...and no clippy for once That's what he thinks...	HOLY SHIT...IT'S CLIPZILLA!	Seems that fire from the explosion melted Clippy external guise. Ouch... Hello, how can I help you with "Ouch..."?

 

Microsoft! Part 8: Posers never win. by lame 1-18-03
God, is there anything else in the universe other than Everqueer? Since my predecessor is now in the stomach of some fat ass guy I shall take over his account until he can return from his trash compacted, bile-covered state. Poser.	Whatever happened to that geeky level 100000 guy? He was like always on. Poser.	Oh well, I'll just level by myself for a bit...oh what's this? The Blue Screen of Death? WTF!?!? Why is Clippy on the Blue Screen of Death? Hello, how can I help you with "Oh well, I'll just level by myself for a bit...oh what's this? The Blue Screen of Death? WTF!?!? Why is Clippy on the Blue Screen of Death?"?

 

Osama Yo Mama! (Part 1) by lame 5-23-03
It's another great day to be the world's most infamous terrorist. An unsuspecting Osama comes across a strange man. Wha' de fah? Move or I ram bomb up you ass. Yo, cat, you're messin' with my vibe. Just chill and let the psychedelic coolness flow.	Poor unsuspecting poet guy...well anyhow...Osama continued on his crusade to dismantle Western Civilization as we know it. What I tell you! HAHAHA! BOMB!	Osama, not sure of where he's going, wanders into Canada. Oh, where dis'? It not United States but de Jihad mus' continue. What's a jihad, eh?

 

Pussy I by lame 4-28-04
Sometimes it's best not to ask... So...where'd you get your pussy from? I got mine from the pet store! Michael Jackson.	In the back alley... I love my pussy!	How 'bout we mosey up some grub and grab me some teeth and we can head back to my place...I mean box, n' then I'll show ya' some real pussy My pussy just ate a slippery dick

 

All Your Squirrel by lame 4-28-04
Seemingly the squirrel has the right idea. Yeah..so she broke up with me and I was all yeah whatever bitch and blah blah blah blah Somebody set up us the bomb	And so it came to pass...after spending years as Bo Ring's pet squirrel, little AYB began the journey of a lifetime...unfortunately he walked into a goat factory. (yes, a goat factory) How are you gentlemen? Just daaaaandy	Tired and weary, AYB the squirrel stumbles into the big city of One-Three-Three-Seven, and encounters his first friend. What happen? Hey I'd invite you in but there's not much room, unless you can find the lid

 

Microsoft! Part 9: Albuquerque by lame 4-29-04
So that's what they did with those monkeys they used to send into space. Damn, knew I made a wrong turn at Albuquerque There's a reason why they don't send us into space anymore	After unloading from the spaceship our good friend the alien bitches out his 3rd crewman, Stick-E Huh? I thought I told you to kill yourself when we got to Jupiter... ...	Clippy is always good for advice... Well...time to mail this off and end it all It looks like you're writing a suicide note. Would you like some help?(if so, click on one of the options below) -Noose

 

Microsoft! Part 10: Alien Encounters of the Holy Kind by lame 12-28-07
With the self-imposed demise of Stick-E behind him, our alien friend resolves to wander the galaxy alone, or so he thinks. Idiot...who needs your sadistic suicidal ass anyhow. pft, I'm not really dead just in a self-imposed catatonic state that I may never fully awaken from.	What a strange encounter in an even stranger place. Wha...What the FUCK!?!? Where am I, what happened to my spaceship!? NOOOOOOO!!! Who the fuck are you by the way? Well, I'm the overlord/creator of Earth, my minions call me God but you can call me Frank.	Apparently God...I mean Frank is the biggest molester around :( Umm...you're getting a little too close for comfort pal. Where do you think all the priests on Earth learned all of their tricks from buck-o. Me, Numero Uno, The Big Cheese, The Grand Poobah...hah...Poo-bah, I could go on forever with these.

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