All comics by llDayo

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by llDayo
10-07-02
My son, why do fight?
Because everybody's always picking on me!
Would you like to come back to the church and talk it over? There's no one else there right now.
Ummmm...ohhh kkkk...
1 hour later...
What the hell was that?!
Hey kid, let's go back to my place and we can take a look at that thing, ok?

 

by llDayo
10-07-02
It's been three weeks since his last puff...
What do you want?
I want a pony!
Fuck no! How's about some coal shoved up your ass!

 

by llDayo
10-07-02
Hey! You've been a great audience! Ever notice how fire burns stuff?
It's because of the chemical reaction we have with other obejcts!!
Another flame that just isn't funny.
Is this thing on?

 

by llDayo
10-07-02
Butch stumbles upon an undead corpse rising from its grave.
Come to poppa!
Yum...
Finally! I'm tired of eating feet!

 

by llDayo
10-07-02
Why is that guys always act like they're listening when they're really not?
Every guy I meet talks to me with only the thought of getting laid!
What does a girl have to do to have an innocent conversation nowadays?
Can I see your tits now?
Maybe if try hard enough I can become a lesbian.
Man, what's wrong with this chick? She obviously wants to do it or she wouldn't be talking to me!

 

by llDayo
10-07-02
Another monday in hell...
What's up Rere, how was your weekend.
Not too bad, I had to come in and work some overtime again.
Really? Deaths again?
Yeah, same shit. I tell ya these humans need to stop fighting or I'll never get a vacation!
But think of the overtime pay! You must be making a fortune!
Yeah, but I just end up wasting it all on dead hookers anyway.

 

by llDayo
10-07-02
This sucks. I'm bored outta my mind.
Wanna get frisky?
Please shoot me...
Oh c'mon! Like you haven't thought about it!

 

by llDayo
10-07-02
Man, all mah gurlz quit on me! I need ta git me some mo'!
Hey baby! Wanna make sum quick dough?
I'm sorry young man, I don't understand what you mean?
Come behind these bushes with me and I'll show you wazzup! Shazzam!!

 

by llDayo
10-07-02
Well, you certainly have the qualities I'm looking for.
Really?! So I got the job!?
Yep, now undress and go lie on that bed.
Woohoo! My first porn!
Porn? Oh, you must be confused. I'm making a woman and I want your skin.
mommie...

 

by llDayo
10-07-02
Could you describe what happened?
Yeah, I was standing here asking my friend if he could do a favor for me when it happened.
Show me exactly what you and your friend were doing.
Ok. WENDY! COME HERE WILL YOU!
Pull my finger.
Uh, I already told you no. Want me to get my shotgun out again!?

 

by llDayo
10-07-02
We got tanks coming up the flank, we need bazookas here!
I'm going to go snipe somewhere.
But tanks are coming! We need to hold our position!
Don't worry, I'm good at sniping!
F@&ing tard!! We're going to lose!!
Dammit!! F@&ing cheaterz!!

 

by llDayo
10-07-02
You know, I love being a rooster. No worries, all the feed you can eat, and all the hens I can, ahem, well, you know...
But lately I've been getting the weirdest looks from Gary, the farmhand that works for Farmer Joe.
It all started when I clawed the eyes out of his dog. That mutt was looking at MY women! I had every right to protect my hoes! Sometimes I can feel him watching me, don't know what his problem.
Joe was remarking to him how fat I've been getting lately though. Kind of worries me, since, ya know, I taste like chicken. I think I'll make an escape and try to find chicken valley.
Grrrrr...
Uh oh, looks like I was a little too slow. Well, nice knowing you all, look for me in your grocer's freezer! My new alias will be Purdue!

 

by llDayo
10-07-02
Little girl, have you ever seen the movie IT?
No, does it have doggies in it?
Why yes, I think it does. Now hold on, I have a present for you, turn around.
Ok, but I must warn you...
(sniff) God, I'm gonna be sick...
I had 5 bowls of chili for lunch today.

 

by llDayo
10-07-02
I am a horny 18yr old redhead looking for love
I too am 18years old and am looking for love, 36D, 32, 34
Oh boy, you sound hot, where're u from?

 

by llDayo
10-07-02
One fine summer afternoon...
These new piercings feel so nice to play with.
Really? I've been pondering getting them myself. Do they cost a lot?
Not at all. God this feels nice.
They feel that nice huh?
Yeah, go ahead, give it a try!
Oooooh baby! Daddy likes!

 

by llDayo
10-07-02
2% of Gamespy forumers
N.A.F.F. r0xrz!!
Yeah, N.A.F.F. rulez!!
The rest of us
Ew.
Let's have sex now.
K.

 

by llDayo
10-08-02
Joe N Bessie
Ya know, ne'er really undastood city folk, what wit' dare automobiles and television sets and other fancy doodads.
Joe N Bessie
Always making fun my Bessie here, drivin' by yelling MOOO out their winda' like she actually gonna moo back.
Joe N Bessie
She got more intelligence than dat, don't cha girl?
I sure do farmer Joe. I believe myself to be above such tom-foolery and I will not stoop to the level of some bottom-of-the rung executive out driving his Porsche just so he can get a laugh. Also,...

 

by llDayo
10-08-02
vrrooommm.....
MOOO!!!!!
Oh go f@$k yourself!
?!

 

by llDayo
10-08-02
You can talk?!
Of course I can talk jackass!! Cows aren't stupid ya know!
This is so cool! Wait'll I tell everyone at work what just happened!
You tell anyone and walk straight into your office and leave a big pile of dung on your boss's desk with a note attached to it written from you! Now moo for me asshole!!
moo...
LOUDER!!! Before I put a hoof in your balls!!

 

by llDayo
10-08-02
It's not a penis.
Damn.

 

by llDayo
10-08-02
I wanna be just like you superdude!
So does everyone else Timmy.
Hey sexy!
Man, look at that girls boobies!
Go away Timmy, you're cramping my style.

 

by llDayo
10-08-02
Damn, this is so great! Can't wait for the iBox to come out! It'll definitely be the best console around!
Sure is gonna be nice! What do you think? Think it'll be sweet?
Yep, definitely will be sweet. This is great. What games am I gonna get?
I don't know, but definitely getting solitaire. Hell's yeah! Solitaire!
Who's that guy talking to?
All the iBox fanboys. Didn't know he could hold such a lengthy conversation with himself.

 

by llDayo
10-09-02
Bessie watching the news...
And now the latest...a talking cow has been found! Here's Jacob who witnessed it.
Yes, Mrs. Chung, farmer Joe has a talking purple cow.
Wow Jacob, a talking purple cow. Why do you think it's purple?
I dunno. It's probably gay.
That son-of-a-b.....

 

by llDayo
10-09-02
Back out in the field...
(munch) (munch)...
Back out in the field...
Well, look who's here! Come to apologize!?
I can't believe you did that! What's wrong with you!? I've lost my job now!
Back out in the field...
Ah, revenge is so sweet.
His desk was bad enough but you shit on his wife too! That's just sick man!!

 

by llDayo
10-09-02
An arguement ensues...
So I guess you've learned your lesson now, keep your promises!
What lesson!? I'm not making promises to some dumb cow! Now you will feel pain!
Fight breaks out...
Hwaaahhh!!! Hiyah!! (chop) (kick) Take that! And that!!
Well, naw, guess dat wasn't too smart o' heem.
Penis gone missing...
BTW, Bessie learn'ed that thar ninja stuff, and is a cannibal.
Naw, ya think!?

 

by llDayo
10-09-02
Boy he tasted good! Sure hope more them come around!
Now, Bessie, ya know you is suppose t' be on dat there diet!
I know, but he was skinny so I don't think I took in a lot of fat. And the heat from his anger had him cooked already.
Well, I'sa let it go dis time but next time I'sa goin' hafta don maw outfit anna whip ya'!
Promise?
Boy howdy!!

 

by llDayo
10-09-02
Sir have you been drinking tonight?
Nose, ocifer! I's avoids zee alocohols. Ish bad fur jews.
Then why are you stumbling around in your boxers while holding a beer?
Wells, she, da ting is I lost mah pants after having sexsh ast dis party! Cool huh? Tell him honey!
He always tells the truth when he's drunk. Arrest him.
Gotcha. I'll find out the name of the person he had sex with as well.

 

by llDayo
10-10-02
Rotten, 12-year-old dumbass...
Watcha doing?
Posting on gamespy's forums. Some guy called me annoying because he finds my posts pointless.
That sucks. What're you gonna do about it?
Well, I'm finishing up a 1000 word rant on wasting United Way funds. One of my many"pointless" topics.
Maybe that guy is just a dick and brainless. I'll go kill him for ya.

 

by llDayo
5-26-04
Santa gets jiggy wit' it.
Ho ho ho!
Who you calling a ho?
Yo momma.
Sheet, my momma ain't no ho, biatch!
Then why she all like, "I wanna lick your candy cane, Mr. Nick!"? She obviously want somma dat!
My momma be dead, necro! What, you gay and shit?!

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