WASSUP!? by lostmonster201211-15-03 WASSUP!? so I took that bowl of fruitloops and stole it from her... WASSUP!? WASSUP!? WASSUP!? dude, that is so old.
Depressionalisticism by lostmonster201211-15-03 Why do I always walk past graveyards when I'm so depressed? now we're getting bombed... man, my life suXorz! ah dude... just go kill yourself
Motivationalistic Speakalizing by lostmonster201211-15-03 Motivational speaking for squirrels... WE SHALL STEAL ALL OF THE NUTS! chirp! chirp! skwakle! Motivational speaking for Iraqis... NOW IT'S TIME TO KILLIFY THEM PEEPS! yeah! down with Americans! Motivational speaking for drunks... FREE DRINKS! i wike dwinps!
BURN BABY BURN! by lostmonster201211-15-03 Gnome HP: 10 Flamey Dude HP: 10 Gimme five, dude... dude... fire doesn't give five... FIRE BURNS! Gnome HP: 5 Flamey Dude HP: 10 ouch... BURN! Gnome HP: 0 Flamey Dude HP: 10 *dies0rizes* pwnd!
Alienz dude! by lostmonster201211-15-03 Specialistic report! Flying saucers have just been spotted in the north atlantic desert. I thought the atlantic was an ocean. They zapperized that place till the water was no more... was no more... noooo mooooore that explaines a lot... a looooooot... a mooooooooooooooooo so he goes online to check his e-mail you've like totally got mail, dude! "doomsday" delete "aliens" delete "buy viagra" delete "hi bob" delete "free p0rn" delete "confidential" delete "russian mail order brides" delete "did you hear about the alienistic aliens" mooooooooo
Meetin' on the 'Net by lostmonster201211-15-03 this is how they met... A/S/L??? PIC?? 15/f/nj... no pic... u? this is how they fell in love... 15/M/VM NO PIC BUT IM HOTT kool... im hott 2... this is how they avoid revealing their lies... I THINK I <3 U! WE SHULD MEET SUMTIME sure... but I kant until im 18... stupid parentals...
Amish Eye For the Hip-Hop Guy by lostmonster201211-27-03 Mr. Amish Dude tries to get Mr. Pimp to lose the flashy jewlery and the car. First we must loseth the "bling-bling" and cars are liketh totally out yo! don't you be messin wit da pimp blingage and da car dawg! Mr. Amish Dude tries to get Mr. Pimp to change his whole look... meanwhile his apartment is being remodeled... And we shall putteth thee in new clothes, restyleth thy hair, teacheth thee the art of Amish hairstyling... Yo! don't be messin' wit my look! It wasn't MY idea to go on dis show! And after twelve years of attepmting to change Mr. Pimp... the results... Introducingeth, the new Mr. Pimp... whose name is now Bob! I loveth my new look Mr. Amish Dude!
DISORDERRRR! by lostmonster201211-28-03 I like cheese. ... ... I really like cheese. ... ... WHEE~! ... moo