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by magictime69
3-10-03
So, I was checkin' out some hot shit...
I mean this stuff was steamin'...
You know, the good shit! The REALLY GOOD SHIT!

 

by magictime69
3-10-03
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"You wanna go places in this business kid?"
?!?!?!?
"Let's go talk about this at my place, in the hot-tub."
"You have failed, and on behalf of the LORD, you are going to Hell today buddy!"

 

by magictime69
3-10-03
"Do you see the vision?"
"Whoa !!! That's waay kewl!"
"Yeah...pretty kewl. Ready to go now?"

 

by magictime69
3-10-03
"Tha jie mofh! I be say'in den he do dat? I'zah bustah one deep up in 'em! Likah dis, see harh? Likah dis!"
"Like this? A strong pimp hand? Is that what you are suggesting?"
"Boy you bessah jussah beens fetchin' da foo. Cuz I gonna run bahck on dee muddywaters, like dat blacken coffee. Hear me boyee?"
"He wants coffee? I'll never learn jive. Damn!"

 

by magictime69
3-10-03
"May I have some peanuts?"
"You need to return to your seat. We will be uh, landing soon."
"I said PEANUTS!!! You CAMEL-JOCKEY SANDNIGGER !!!"

 

by magictime69
3-10-03
"I need to shower first. I feel like hell. It's just work, work, work and anyway this place has FREE phthirius pubis shampoo!!!"
"I'm ready. I use MY OWN hair shampoo. PERT. It's the best! So, twenty, right handsome?"

 

by magictime69
3-10-03
"They were really beautiful, really. I just have had this terrible cough lately. I'm sorry."
"Maybe we could get a bite to eat and I could make it up to you?"
From the finest cuisine served in the most opulent settings to casual poolside dining, Caesars Palace boasts an international array of cuisine to tantalize, tempt and satisfy you."
"!?!?!?"

 

by magictime69
3-10-03
A lovely day in the grasslands of the beautiful, human rights oppressing, Dictatorial, Communist Republic of China.
"RING"
"RING"
"Damn telemarketers. I wish they would quit calling!"
"ÌìÄÄ!"

 

by magictime69
3-10-03
"How could you? We are in Rome! On OUR HONEYMOON!!!"
"My GAWD! I THOUGHT I KNEW you! WHY? WHY? WHY?"
Just like the old saying, honey. 'When in Rome, do the Romans!"

 

by magictime69
3-10-03
"I can't stop Father. I stay up all night, every night. They think I don't give a hoot...oh, but I do. How would they 'know' though? They think they are so wise."
"My son in Hebrew Owl means: bath-haya'anah, daughter of greediness or of shouting. Also you are in the listof unclean birds Lev. 11:16; Deut. 14:15. Do 500 Hail Marys And 50% of your earnings!

 

by magictime69
3-10-03
"Come on, open the door...You are what binds us!"
"You know that I can't hold it together without you... just open the door"

 

by magictime69
3-10-03
"What, I am to be impressed by you?"

 

by magictime69
3-10-03
"Kids. One about that tall, uh huh... continue."
"Sir, I understand. But you are just going to have to respect that matters like these take time. I can assure you though, we will be looking into the matter."
"That's right... just get back in your grave and rest in peace, sir."

 

by magictime69
3-10-03
"So, where's lunch...BRO?"
"I mean, I'm not trippin' or anything. I can wait here while you go and pick something up."
"Well? What's up..."BRO"?

 

by magictime69
3-10-03
"Well... are you going to do it, or not???"
"It's a foreign bit... it has 'mystique' it's 'Latin' is that what your telling me?"
"Yes of course! It's not like a sordid 'Tijuana-thing'...it's Show Biz!"
"I don't care what 'YOU' call it Boffo, IT IS BEASTIALITY !!!"

 

by magictime69
3-10-03
"You don't seem to 'magical' now, do you? Ready for a nice STAKE this evening?"
Tsk-Tsk
"You 'KNOW' I was just playin'...right?"

 

by magictime69
3-10-03
"Yeah I can see 'em. They're just about done driving the nail through his feet."
"Time to pay the piper..."
"Are you going to say anything to him once they get him up here?"
"Well hell yes I'm gonna say something to him!"
"What'cha gonna say?"
"Are you daft!?!? I'm gonna tell him to get us down from here!"

 

by magictime69
3-10-03
"So wait a sec, you're telling me that the people of America don't hate us, that they are in all reality making life better for us, is that what you are saying?"
"No, No. Get back to what you were saying earlier about how we, after 8,000 years are still solving problems through barbarism. Come on don't leave me hangin'..."
"They've 'Got Milk' alright, what have we?"
"Goat Milk?"

 

by magictime69
3-10-03
"Nature? What is that is not part of nature?"
"Listen, I just need to take a break, ya know?"
"Totally! I mean come on! I understand. Look, check THIS out for instance..."

 

by magictime69
3-10-03
"O, I wish I was in the land of cotton Old times there are not forgotten
"Look away! Look away! Look away! Dixie Land..."
"Look away! Look away! Look away! Dixie Land."
"Look away! Look away! Look away! Dixie Land."
"Alright, who farted?"
"Look away! Look away! Look away! Dixie Land."

 

by magictime69
3-11-03
Proper male role models.
"Just jump already. Do you want to die of smoke inhalation? Quit being such a pansy. Hell you started this fire. What kind of lame assed fire is this? May as well just piss on it and put it out"

 

by magictime69
3-11-03
"Yeah well, we should just go in there and bomb the hell out of that place. I mean what's taking so long? Fuck Germany, NAZIS! Fuck the FRENCH, boy didn't we save their asses and SUPERFUCK RUSSIA!!!"
"This is not a video game, this is real life. Real babies, Grandparents, families. There is a solution other than murdering innocent people."
"Listen bud, it's kill or be killed. Dog eat dog. Don't you watch the Discovery channel? National Geographic? Homosapiens, they have incisors, they are carnivorous."
Alright, you have just lost your mind. Whoa, I was present to witness the fact that you are now, pending a professional psychiatric evaluation, absolutely whacked-out!"
"And, I hate you and I am commencing a plan to eradicate you and people that subscribe to your philosophies from the face of the earth."
"You think that I will allow that to happen? I'll kick your ass right now, you know I can too, you punk. What? You want some of this?"

 

by magictime69
3-11-03
"Such jest Sir..."
I know you just said "Jesus Christ" in an anagram."
"Taboos Finch..."
"And that's...Son-of-a-bitch..."
"BLACK SLIMLY!!!"
"No Chester...LICK MY BALLS!!!"

 

by magictime69
3-11-03
"O.K. I am really into swimming, especially in fresh water. I love chatting and travelling. I'm into surfing. Mostly it's just school, school school!"
"We are a perfect match. I am so glad I FINALLY have someone as wonderful as you in my life! Where are you, right now?"
The impending demise of the 'Telepathic Tartucci Twins'
"Oh, NOW you're telepathic!!!"
"I have never actually met anybody off of this thing. I think we should continue to chat for awhile, you know, no offense. I just want to get to know you better first, that's all."
"I was thinking the very same thing. We are sooo right for eachother. I can't wait to have you for dinner. Hey, I know let's meet somewhere NOW, in public! That way we both will feel safe!"

 

by magictime69
3-11-03
"Hey man, I am looking for doses."
"Hey Man, myself and S£ñìôr Gato are not feeling anything. Was that stuff bunk?"
"S£ñìôr Gato and yourself should start tripping in oh, about? 5,4,3,2...1"
"Whoa, S£ñìôr Gato! You look funny!"
"I'm trippin' balls!"

 

by magictime69
3-11-03
"Excuse me sir, will you help me with some change so I can get something to eat?"
"If I gave you a thousand dollars right now, would that help you out?"
"SHOOT YEAH !!!!!!!! I mean, Yes Sir! I would buy a truck and get back to work! I would get off of these dangerous streets and eat on a daily basis... And I would help people in the future."
"The truth is: it wouldn't help you, son."
"So you're not going to give me a thousand dollars"
"I don't have a thousand dollars. But I do have a quarter! Will that help?"

 

by magictime69
3-11-03
"So yeah, I was like reading my horoscope today..."
"Today is a 7 You're becoming even more imaginative and creative, although those endeavors don't seem to be paying off yet. Keep practicing."
"Qué en el infierno es que todo acerca de. ¡Págueme bahía!"

 

by magictime69
3-11-03
"NO! NO! NO!"
"Hey Sister, don't bag on our demonstration. You wanna rebel against our protest...go and start your own rally."

 

by magictime69
3-11-03
"Not much, nothing really. Well, I did get an e-mail from Belinda but she is in Venice, and I only have 15bucks."
"What the FUCK!!!"
"Dude I am NOT SHITTING YOU!!! The entire neighborhood just blew up! Mr. Feeblestein is walking up to me carrying his arm! I hope he doesn't talk to me, he gives me the creeps."

 

by magictime69
3-11-03
"Tweet"
"Hi little birdie dude. Want some beer?"
"Yeah that'd be cool, and open the cage!"
"YO CLARK! This bird is talking...for real !!!"
"Hurry up man or I'll tell the others. Ever had your eyes pecked out?"
'What the...'

 

by magictime69
3-11-03
"So let me get this straight. This wasn't your idea, you do want down but will do your Father's will? Do I have the gist of it?"
"And you are returning, to redeem people that also serve the Father, whether it be in the same capacity or not. Hold ON! I'm talking to Jesus!!! For Chissakes! Oh, excuse me Lord."
"Well hey, count me in 'ya know. I like what you are about. I think this whole 'plan' could have been thought out a lil differently, but whatever. Yo, I gotta go eat now. I'll be praying for you!"

 

by magictime69
3-11-03
(inaudible munching)
"Hey, where'd you get that banana?"
(inaudible munching)
"Yo dude I am starving, just tell me where you got it and I'll go get my own."
"I was sooo hungry...Wow! That was the last one anyway."
"Did I fail to mention that there are certain universal laws that do not go unenforced? That energy as alluded to in power, possessions & forces that govern, by their very nature always shift."

 

by magictime69
3-11-03
Part 1
"Hey, I'm just east of Eden, right?"
"It is so."
"Well then I'm pretty sure you know why I am here. Right?"
"MmHmm."
"So are we going to have a problem? I'm not looking for any trouble but, I could just as easily get up in one of those trees and take pop shots @ you."
"It is written that I am to keep the way."

 

by magictime69
3-11-03
Part 2
"Listen. I am being more than reasonable here. I have come to eat from the tree. Jacob wrestled against you and won right? I am no wrestler but I am handy with this here bow."
"Happy thoughts..."
"Alright you sorry ass ancient rent-a-cop! It's ON NOW!"
"Fire from heaven!"
"Happy thoughts..."

 

by magictime69
3-11-03
"Now lisen' up y'all...Gotsta playz likes a team! I didn't get you Hos aldawayz outs here in the some bourbons for notin'. Now all you Bitches gets outs der and makes MY Money!!!"

 

by magictime69
3-11-03
"And so... the 'Evil doers' were destroyed and you grls were cloned. We'll save the story of why you glow in the dark for tomorrow night. Now it's off to bed girls."

 

by magictime69
3-11-03
"C'mon 'ya Aussies, time to eradicate the 'Evil Doers'.
"All seriousness aside folks, what in the Holy name of Allah is going on here? (slight applause) ThankYou! I'm here every Tuesday & Thursday after evening rapes,torture & prayer for U.S. destruction."

 

by magictime69
3-11-03
"Can you see me now?"
"Of course I can see you...Hey, I need some money."
"How about now? Can you see me now?"
"Uhh, yeah. Is there a point to this? You act so retarded."
"How about now?"
"!#@$"

 

by magictime69
3-11-03
"?"
"Listen Abdullah, I have been doin' some thinkin' about them damn Yankees myself."
"Come quickly Lord Jesus..."
"Now you and I both know that the Civil War in America was a Jihad! The Great Satan has been in power, but NOT FOR LONG!"
"Life is strange...wonder if we received that new shipment of Seinfeld videos?"

 

by magictime69
3-11-03
Meanwhile at the Honey factory...
"O.K. lemme' see, x = f(t) = 5 sin(t) y = g(t) = 3 cos(t) . MmHmm, Alrighty boyz how's she lookin'?"
"Honeypot!"
"That did the trick Captain! She's wide open. Now advancing to the acquisition phase."
"Roger that workers! Her Royal Majesty will not be tolerating any failure on this one...so don't get us caught in a sticky situation."

 

by magictime69
3-11-03
"Now you will answer me Hassim or it's back to the duct tape and the stun-gun on your nuts! What is nuclear fission?"
When a nucleus fissions, it splits into several smaller fragments. These fragments, or fission products, are about equal to half the original mass. Two or three neutrons are also emitted.
Fission can occur when a nucleus of a heavy atom captures a neutron, or it can happen spontaneously. Now may I please have my camel back and be released to watch Jeopardy, it's American and I love it.

 

by magictime69
3-11-03
"So Jill, I'm goin' up the hill to fetch a pale of water. Care to join me?"
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
"Sure Jack, then maybe you could come over and we could watch movies all night. I have guacamole dip and enough tequila and margarita mix to drown a cantina full of Mexicans!"

 

by magictime69
3-11-03
"That is sooo sadistic, cool."
"Well hey, I'll see you after the Bar-B-Que! heh-heh!"
"The Priest here says you have had your last rights. Do you have any last words before I flip the switch?"
"Don't kill me...Pleez, El señor."
¡Fantástico! esto es magnífico! ¡Soy muy feliz! ¡Gracias Dios! ¡Quiero al partido para siempre!
"Good answer..."

 

by magictime69
3-11-03
"Dear Sir We regret to inform you there has been no change in your status."
"In accordance with Sec:209 "Waste reduction" means preventing or decreasing the amount of waste being generated through waste prevention."
"What in the hell does Caesar want rendered today???"
"Hmm... I can see it all coming together , vividly."
"Dear Sir I regret to inform you there has been no change in your status."
Sec. 211. "Life Cycle Analysis" means the comprehensive examination of a product's environmental and economic effects throughout its lifetime."

 

by magictime69
3-11-03
"I wonder what he's thinking right now..."
"I bet he's wondering if I'm wondering what he's thinking right now..."
"I'm going out on a limb here, self. I bet he's thinking: 'Though almost all the macadamia nuts in commerce today are produced in Hawaii, the nut is native to Australia."
"I'm gonna go with: He's thinking 'Canada must aim' is an anagram for macadamia nuts...I bet that's right!"
10 minutes later...
"He sure is pretty self absorbed."
"Labia Stretching is a natural way to enhance the female labia in the comfort of your home, in your spare time and it can also be an activity shared with your partner."

 

by magictime69
3-11-03
Sunrise, Laughlin Nevada...
"These chips are money. MONEY! Now, I am going into the lounge and maybe out to the jaccuzzi later. I will be drinking heavily and more than likely will have scored some tail later..."
"WHOA !!!"
"Are you paying attention? Now if I, at any time ask for or demand these chips, before I have slept an entire ten hours, you are to split out and call me in 24 hours. You got me? Put on a jacket!"
"No problem boss. I have a jacket right here. You can count on me boss."
"Hmm...maybe I should stroll through the Casino, once more. It's bad luck to stop when you're winning."
"Umm, Boss?"

 

by magictime69
3-11-03
Channel 11869 Community Access T.V.
"O.K. welcome back. We are now past the 'underdrawing' stage and I am just putting in some linear detail. Oh, Lester brought in some fabulous peaches to the studio, thank you Lester."
"Here I am just cleaning up the piece a bit. It is: Hors de Commerce (Not for trade) traditionally were the graphics pulled with the regular edition but marked by the artist for business use only."
I am pioneering the two-handed technique. It's time has come, afterall this is a new millenia! I use both hands when I am alone, privately. It does the job there. So, to it shall here."
This will be an 'offset lithograph'. Which is an original image of any medium that is recreated in likeness more than once. I now have a poodle, Dutchman is his name. He is a very happy & puffy fellow

 

by magictime69
3-11-03
"Damn I did a fuckload of toons today! I really dig this site. I do however need to take a shower. Being homeless is cool and all, well as far as having plenty of... time."
"The library will be closing in thirty minutes..."
"Well those guys at godfuckingdamnit.com can just suck my nuts now, I have found a new home. Here at stripcreator.com. Damn it's gonna be hella-cold tonight. I am hungry and I stink too."
"The library will be closing in fifteen minutes..."
"As long as I don't get rousted by the cops, everything should be cool. But I really need to change clothes. I have been wearing the exact same clothes for three(3) months. Hope to see me soon! L8tr!"
Home in the valley Home in the city Home isn't pretty Ain't no home for me Home in the darkness Home on the highway Home isn't my way Home will never be. (BOC)

 

by magictime69
3-12-03
"What is the highest number you know? Whoa! You should consider taking a correspondence course."
"Different...needs to be different."
"Make it Intercracktive..."
"Well, I just got here but, I have NOT seen Intercracktive."
"Try it... see what happens. I bet everyone will start doing it."
"I have to approach it like I would if my office was in the pentagon and some camel jockeys destroyed my collection of 12 year-old single malt Scotch! I have to go with 'Shocking and Awe'
"Right! Right! ... Something Like Click HERE FOR BOOM!!!

 

by magictime69
3-12-03
*America's Homelandburgers*
"Yeah, o.k. mmm, uh and yeah, lemme' get two orders of freedom fries, large. No, better make that: X-tra large."
*America's Homelandburgers*
"Bonjour amie! I wouldze likeeh Aahhmburgheir wit cheeze, REAL cheeze! Uhnh won ordere ohf frraunch friize. Oui, merci!!!"
"Yes sir, that's one Homelandburger with real AMERICAN cheese and an order of FREEDOM fries. Would like a refreshing Coca-Cola? It would only be $2.49 extra, to get the 'Patriot's Platter."
*America's Homelandburgers*
"Hey Jenny. Are we still on for the stars and stripes parade, on Saturday? These Homelandburgers are Hella-Wicked-Good!!!"
"Hi Adam. This Saturday is still a go but, if we go...'ya know, when I say I don't go past Freedom Kissing, I MEAN IT !"

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