Awesome Fantastic by martlesthegreat6-28-11 So let me get this straight, everyone dresses like that in Heaven? Yep. I won't lie it's pretty sweet. I wouldn't go so far as to say that. You're not the one holding a sword and going commando. Heaven needs soldiers not commandos. You're an idiot.
Awesome Fantastic by martlesthegreat6-29-11 You don't look so good Phil. I feel like I've been mercilessly beaten with a tire iron, which coincidentally just happened in the parking garage. We don't have a parking garage. That's funny because the blood on my shirt and face disagrees with you. Hey man, guess what? You take the last donut again, not only will I beat you with my tire iron, I'll make you wish your body didn't have orifices. I hate this job.
Awesome Fantastic by martlesthegreat7-01-11 Thanks for bringing your pet Buttons to the new veterinarian school. Just a few vaccination shots and she will be ready to go home. That sounds great. I'll just wait out here. Two Hours Later... Mr. Jones, it seems that Buttons is sicker than we originally thought, but don't worry I'll take care of this lickety split. Whatever it takes. You're the doctor. Two More Hours Later... Alright Mr. Jones, good news bad news time... ...
