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by microfetus
4-07-03
Meanwhile...
Hmm.. Says here that Andy sucks...
Yeehaw!
I sure hate Andy!
Yeehaw!
Merry Christmas, everyone!
Yeehaw!

 

by microfetus
4-07-03
*Ahem*
GYARRR!! BRAAAAIIIINS!
Thank you.

 

by microfetus
4-07-03
I hope I don't get stabbed!
...
That's when I stopped making the comic because it would only have had a stupid, cliched ending anyway!
FAG!

 

by microfetus
4-08-03
Woohoo! My comics have been getting good feedback! I better make sure all the new ones are of top quality!
"Let's see... I'll throw in a robot, an explosion and a hot chick! Maybe add some crappy political humor as well.."
PACHOOIE UNF!
Uh oh! Looks like someone made Bush mad! Ha!
I'll be having these people adoring me in no time!

 

by microfetus
4-08-03
I am a gimmick.
I only speak in Haiku.
Look for the hilarious Mr. Haiku in upcoming comics or I'll break your legs!
Someone please kill me.

 

by microfetus
4-08-03
A Day in the Life of a Game Tester
Your 500 dollar check has arrived.
Yeah, yeah. Can't you see I'm busy? Just put it with the others.

 

by microfetus
4-09-03
The Misadventure of Mr. Haiku Pt. I
I speak in Haiku.
I wish I cou-
Shut up! You're the worst idea for a character ever!
*sob* Bunny in a bra.. Has truely shown me the way... Like Donnie Darko.

 

by microfetus
4-09-03
Hello! Microfetus here! Some of you are probably wondering why it is that I always seem to be on Stripcreator all day. Care to explain, Microfetus?
Gladly! It's simple really. I'm actually an artificial being from the future existing only on the Internet. Here, I am able to transcend all space and time and be at all sites at once!
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I really need to get a life...
...And a girlfriend...

 

by microfetus
4-10-03
In the year 2091, the Catholic church puts a ban on the ever increasingly popular Strip Creator.
You're right! Strip Creator must be destroyed! Let's burn their merchandise!
For it is written, man was not meant to create strips before God.
The members of Strip Creator were all murdered on sight.
It's that Strip creating infidel, Microfetus! Get him!
You can kill me, but my hilarity will live on!
Luckily, Kevin Bacon's brain was put in a robot just in case such a Foot Loose-esque event should occur. He is now teaching the people how to write comics, and more importantly, how to live.
Like this, Mr. Bacon?
OBJECTIVE: REBEL AGAINST CREATIVE OPPRESSION IN A HEART WARMING MANNER. SUB OBJECTIVE: ASK ARIEL TO PROM.

 

by microfetus
4-19-03
The Adventures of PC007!
How can I get people to like me?
Here we go! I'll go onto Stripcreator and steal other people's comics and say I did them! I'm a genius!
PC007, it's time for your warm milk enema!
Coming, Ma!

 

by microfetus
4-19-03
I just want all you ladies out there to know that I am a kind, loving, funny, single guy. If any of you female fans of this comic wish to contact me, don't be shy! Go right ahead!
However, it is required by law that in any comic I make "for the ladies" that I inform you that I am a registered sex offender.
She had it comin' to her though.

 

by microfetus
4-22-03
It has come to my attention that my comic lacks an essential element found in every other comic on Strip Creator: Gay jokes.
In an effort to remedy this problem, I have created a brand new character! Give a big "OMG ROFLMAO" to Mr. Gay!
Hey there, baby. How's about we have sex?
Gee, no thanks, honey. I only have sex with other men!
Now that's what I call grade A comedy!
Yeah! What a fag! Having sex with men is so gay!

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