Hello! Microfetus here! Some of you are probably wondering why it is that I always seem to be on Stripcreator all day. Care to explain, Microfetus?
Gladly! It's simple really. I'm actually an artificial being from the future existing only on the Internet. Here, I am able to transcend all space and time and be at all sites at once!
In the year 2091, the Catholic church puts a ban on the ever increasingly popular Strip Creator.
You're right! Strip Creator must be destroyed! Let's burn their merchandise!
For it is written, man was not meant to create strips before God.
The members of Strip Creator were all murdered on sight.
It's that Strip creating infidel, Microfetus! Get him!
You can kill me, but my hilarity will live on!
Luckily, Kevin Bacon's brain was put in a robot just in case such a Foot Loose-esque event should occur. He is now teaching the people how to write comics, and more importantly, how to live.
Like this, Mr. Bacon?
OBJECTIVE: REBEL AGAINST CREATIVE OPPRESSION IN A HEART WARMING MANNER. SUB OBJECTIVE: ASK ARIEL TO PROM.
I just want all you ladies out there to know that I am a kind, loving, funny, single guy. If any of you female fans of this comic wish to contact me, don't be shy! Go right ahead!
However, it is required by law that in any comic I make "for the ladies" that I inform you that I am a registered sex offender.